About Me
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Ok, this is even before the disclaimer! Don't write me idiotic messages about how long my profile is and how it's a novel. IF YA DON'T WANNA READ IT, DON'T! And if you do, don't tell me about how you read the ENTIRE thing and act like that's something you (or I) should be proud of. Yay. You can read.
OH AND PS--TAKE MY NAME HOW EVER YOU WANT, JUST KNOW THAT "HIGH MAINTENANCE" EXTENDS BEYOND INDIVIDUALITY...I CAN, AND DO, DO THINGS FOR MYSELF AND DON'T NEED TO DEPEND ON YOU OR ANYONE ELSE. I AM SELF-SUFFICIENT AND TAKE CARE OF MY OWN S*H*I*T. ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL. "HIGH MAINTENANCE" MEANS I'M A FCUKING BALLER WITH OR WITHOUT YOU, AND UNLIKE SO MANY PEOPLE WHO ARE SO QUICK TO CRITICIZE AND JUDGE ME, NO, I ACTUALLY HAVEN'T USED ANYONE TO GET AHEAD! IT ISN'T NECESSARY. I'LL LEAVE BEING DIRTY AND SCANDALOUS TO THE REST OF YOU. AND ALSO, LEAVE YOUR BABY, HIGH-SCHOOL DRAMA OK? QUIT TRYING TO INVOLVE ME IN YOUR INSECURITIES. I KNOW WHAT'S UP SO STOP PRETENDING I'M AS IMMATURE AND IGNORANT AS YOU--BECAUSE I AM WAAAY AHEAD OF THE GAME, K? DON'T BE SO PRESUMPTUOUS AS TO ASSUME WE ARE ON THE SAME LEVEL. YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I AM MY OWN BEST FRIEND, BECAUSE I'VE LEARNED YOU CAN REALLY ONLY TRUST ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD--AND THAT IS YOURSELF!
"HIGH MAINTENANCE" JUST MEANS I HOLD MYSELF TO A HIGHER STANDARD, AND EXPECT THOSE WHO WISH TO BE IN MY LIFE TO HOLD THE SAME VIEWS.
"HIGH MAINTENANCE" MEANS I DON'T DEAL WITH TRASH. PERIOD.
DISCLAIMER:1 Please note that I am an extremely sarcastic person and a lot of things I say are a joke. I know that it is hard to tell that kind of thing over the Internet, because you don't know what the other person's tone is like. Therefore, if I say something that offends you, don't take it personally and send me nasty notes.
2 If you do not take the time to read this (which I guess is pointless to say)and ask me questions that are easily available in my profile, I will not be held responsible for rippin ya a new asshole!
3 Don't ask me for nudes or to cam, because I have neither. Also, do not ask me for my number because IT AIN'T HAPPENING!
4 What you see is not always what you get. It could be more, or it could be less. I've learned there is so much more to a person than you think. A LOT more. I'm trying to become less judgmental.
5 Oh, man, this should've been .. 1 or 2. I say.......interesting/absurd things when I am inebriated. Enough said, I think!
6 Yes, I am quite aware that I'm really immature; but I'm 24! How the hell else am I supposed to be? I look back at myself a few years ago, even one, and I think, "Wow. I am a total idiot!" And I know that a couple years from now I'll be looking back on myself and thinking the same thing about me now. It's actually kind of comforting to have this realization, because I just want to enjoy life and not have to worry about how I'm "supposed" to act. I've always tried to grow up faster, but now I want time to slow down! It goes by fast. I want to live it to the fullest, so when I'm really old I can look back on my life and have a lot of great memories and be able to say,"I've had a great life!"
Does this site even have enough room for the giant novel/autobiography that is my life? Really, I think you might not want to know. I'm looking for someone, male or female, who can actually stimulate my mind and not just care about stimulating "other things". Disrespect me, and I'll just probably write you off. The same goes for flakes. I have absolutely NO patience for people who don't respect my time and effort. I can let something like that slide once, but for me, it's two strikes and you're OUT!
I'm really not quite as mean, stuck-up, bitchy, rude, and arrogant as I make myself seem. Wait a minute, yes I am! Defense mechanism I guess. I just have no patience for untrustworthy people. It's all in how someone approaches me. Be respectful; to ALL girls. Guys, do you all really think that asking a girl if she wants to suck your dick is going to get the kind of response you want?
I'm always up for a good debate. However, as I've gotten older I've realized that trying to explain my views and principles to people who just don't want to hear them is futile. Please don't ask what "futile" means. For me to really connect with someone, I have to at least be able to use my vocabulary and not have someone ask me what a word means. Not saying that I can't talk to or have fun with people who don't understand me.
I like to get to know all types of people. I've recently been thinking that, in my opinion, one cannot be a whole, complete person without being exposed to new and different people, places, cultures and experiences. For me, even though I haven't achieved nearly the amount of travel I'd like to accomplish, I have still learned quite a lot and become increasingly more open-minded. I've learned to not try to impress my views onto someone else; I really don't like people who do that. I'd like to achieve a complete absence of hypocrisy in myself....and I'm working on it! It's not a very rational thing to say you do not like hypocrites, when, in fact you actually are. That's a double hypocrisy!
I'm pretty good at debating; coincidentally, I'm planning on becoming an attorney. A lot of people would call me a pessimist; in my opinion, I'm just a realist. I see things for what they are and don't (usually) bullshit myself into denial or actively hope to achieve some unattainable goal. On another note, don't question my statistics. It's really aggravating when someone tries to tell me that I am wrong about something that is an actual fact. Please, check out what I say to back myself up. I really hate being wrong, so it's not often that I am. By now, if you're still reading this, you probably either love me or hate me. Either way, awesome. If no one hated me no one would remember me, would they? I'm the kind of person who needs a challenge, mostly intellectually, which has been pretty hard for me to find. But there's always hope, right? If you think you can fulfill my need for this, I'm willing to give you a chance. But please don't waste my time.
Wow, ok, I guess this is the type of shit i like to write when I'm f u c k e d up! (Please reference to disclaimer .. 5) So, ya might want to take that into consideration....;) If you already don't think I'm crazy, try talking to me when I'm sober....but we might need to set up a time for that! ;)
Likes:Intelligence!!! I cannot express my need for this more. Personality is really important. It's been pretty hard for me to find someone who can even put up with me! But I don't blame them; I don't think I'd put up with myself either! haha whatever Due to my cynical nature,however, I don't know if I'll ever find someone who I can really connect with intellectually, mentally, emotionally, etc. Sad :(
Which brings me to POLITICS AND RELIGION! These are two, however contradictory, issues that I have firm beliefs about. But I'll get to that later if any of you even care...(Like that subject change? LOL)
I really love SEGUES... If one can present them in a witty way, it really intrigues me. I think I do them pretty well myself ;) I'm kind of a master....except for the previous transition. That one totally sucked.
Guess you'll have to wait till later for me to finish. This is really becoming a work in progress, so........i never thought i'd write this much! (But what can I say, I just get on a roll; I could write TONS more, so don't send me your ignorant emails telling me how lame you are that you can't take 10 friggin minutes to read about somebody instead of using that time to jerk off to my pics....I know, it's gotta be SUPER hard to be intelligent huh?!?!)
Ok, I've finally decided to write a little bit more. One of my *BIGGEST* pet peeves is being interrupted! I absolutely cannot stand it when I'm talking and get cut off in the middle of what I'm saying. I think that is incredibly rude and disrespectful. WOW. On that note, I also hate repeating myself!! Don't make me say it twice....
That's enough for now, but seriously people, pay attention and have some manners!!
Your IQ Is 175
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Genius A Quick and Dirty IQ Test~BITCHES~
