I have edited my layout at Crazyprofile.comI don't like to brag but...Size 26C shoe; seven-foot-three frame; one brown eye and one chartreuse; steel bolts neck; green complexion; ears do not match; lantern jaw; five-inch-long, lightning-bolt shaped beauty mark on forehead.
I like telling juvenile jokes ("I just invented something to keep the inside of my car quiet. It fits right over her mouth." Or "My family is in the iron and steel business. My mother irons and my father steals.")
I was born...or should I say made in Germany in a laboratory built by a Dr. Frankenstein, whose hobby was putting together do-it-yourself people kits. As for my education I matriculated at Heidelberg University Medical School for six years-in several different jars. I left Germany at an early age and was adopted in England by a family named Munster.
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