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Hooly

Pro child but still pro choice! Save Roe!

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Hooly

"Find out who you are before you regret it Cause life is so short there's no time to waste it" ..

My name is Holly but people call me Hooly, HoolyCat and for no reason what so ever I call myself Loretta Stone. I'm a struggling writer and comic. I think I'm paranoid and complicated! Watch my QUEER SET!
Queer Set Part 1
Queer Set Part 2
Introverted writer by day and slutty stand-up comic by night!

Check Out My VIDS:

Where are the Spice Girls now?
Shirley And Hooly
Ching Chong Rosie
Rosie vs.Donald

My Interests

Pro child but still pro choice! Save Roe!


COMEDY! Art History
MY BAND THE NH REVOLUTION www.myspace.com/nhrevolution [email protected]

I'd like to meet:

People that enjoy culture. People who can teach me things. People who have interesting bulletins about art and politics. People who can make me laugh. People who love GARBAGE as much as I do!!!
People who go "ah a foriegn film" and not "ew subtitles." People who love art with a passion! People who can take a joke and crack one. People who don't get offended very easily- cause if you hang out with me and my friends you have to hear our true opinions on things whether you agree or not

SHIRLEY MANSON!!!
My Club Crew:
Friends 4 Life:
We Kick It on H:

My Little Sister:
My Beautiful Cousins:

sweep away your expectations and recognize your enemies i never claimed to be your saviour i said i had a dirty mouth stop analysing my behaviour if you're too dumb to work it outi've got to keep myself together you know i hate to disappoint a masochistic lamb to slaughter maybe you miss the point
now that you know what you know i bet you wish you could let it go


you still don't know what you think of me
try to comprehend that which you’ll never comprehend
i won’t feel guilty
no matter what they’re telling me

i won’t feel dirty
and buy into their misery
i won't be shamed cause i believe that love is free it fuels the heart and sex is not my enemy

a revolution is the solution
true love is like gold there’s not enough to go around
but then there’s god and doesn’t god love everyone?
give me a choice give me a chance to turn the key and find my voice
sex is not the enemy
Hoolarity

Music:

this is the noise that keeps me awakeGARBAGE!!!Peaches, Pussycat Dolls, Danity Kane The Rolling Stones, Gogol Bordello, Devotchka, Aerosmith, The Beatles, The Doors, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald, ORGY, The Faint, The Stylistics, the Delfonics, Save Ferris, Tupac, Shania Twain, Martina McBride, Dixie Chicks, Ozzy, Queen, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam and so many others - oh and I must mention GARBAGE ( I LOVE THEM)

Movies:

THE NH REVOLUTION www.myspace.com/nhrevolution [email protected]

Television:

Arrested Development
Golden Girls
My Partner In Crime:
Broke my heart.
Art Work I Relate to: Puberty by Edward Munch
Reason: I went through such an awkward puberty ...still I'm going through a change and half the time I just want to hide myself from the world
Fictional Characters I Relate to:Bridget Jones
Reason: I'm socially awkward, the most offwall things happen to me, I'm constantly embrassing myself and I'm overweight

Books:

Blankets, White Oleander, Rain of Gold, and Middlesex

Heroes:

Ellen, Margaret, Mom and Shirley.

My Blog

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Life is freaking great!!!.....Meeting new people is awesome!!!! I'm in like....
Posted by Hooly on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:54:00 PST

The Search For The Replacement

I've been a fag hag for so long that I can not function without the friendship of a gay man.  Now I have plenty of gay men friends but no one to call MY fag.   My orginial ditched me an...
Posted by Hooly on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 08:07:00 PST

haha they made a movie about me!

Okay so I was an overweight Homecoming Queen who went through hell to win.  Now I see that there is a lifetime movie about me! Okay not about me but a similar story...I wasn't unpopular though......
Posted by Hooly on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:39:00 PST

Me Now

I stole this from Melissa...some of her answers too!TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now:1. What happened to you? We love you and are here if you need us.  2. You'r...
Posted by Hooly on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:46:00 PST

My first spoken word peice...

This is the first spoken word peice I ever wrote and I wrote it today....(is it still spoken word when I'm not performing it?) To every person If you hear me cursin' Muttering to myself It's abou...
Posted by Hooly on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:19:00 PST

2 My Family

I know I haven't always been the most family orientated person but over the last couple of years that's changed.  I'm very blessed to have such an amazing family (for the most part).   This ...
Posted by Hooly on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:35:00 PST

Mikes T- CELLS

REPOSTMystery Mike is the most amazing person I've ever met- and I sincerely mean that. So definitely partake in this, whether you know him or not.  Please repost in bulletins and blogs. &nb...
Posted by Hooly on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:25:00 PST

Vote

Which song is better to go up on stage to? ...
Posted by Hooly on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 11:36:00 PST

Damn Hormones

I feel so silly because I was so hormonal yesterday in front of Maria and Nick.  What got me started stopped bothering me like 1 hour later and I was like "wow...that was so stupid, it shouldn't ...
Posted by Hooly on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:05:00 PST

I Ain't Mad at Cha

When I talk about moneyAll you see is the struggleWhen I tell ya, I'm livin' largeyou tell me, its trouble
Posted by Hooly on Thu, 03 May 2007 10:45:00 PST