Salted Pennies or how DJ Fun Sucker ruined my sex life? |
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For most of my adult life I have, being the Beaver Tracker, enjoyed the taste of women. That is until a horrible, wicked, evil, nasty, retched gay ma...
Posted by Patricia on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 12:29:00 PST |
Is this sexual harassment? or should I be happy I have a Job |
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So this would only happen to me.
I awoke this morning to find that my kitchen sink had vomited. This was taken care of four hours later by a lovely plumber, who I think was flirting wi...
Posted by Patricia on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 12:26:00 PST |
My letter of disappointment |
Today I woke up in a great mood. I was given free tickets to go to play this afternoon and have woken up early enough to hit the gym before the show. I venture down the stairs to my enclosed parking ...
Posted by Patricia on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:04:00 PST |
AMY GRANT you evil, evil woman! |
First I must ask myself how did the Amy Grant CD come into my possession? Was it magically placed in my CD Collection for me to find one day? All I can say is if you are just coming out of a relation...
Posted by Patricia on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:47:00 PST |
This is why I work so much (free time is not my friend) |
Well I told you about the mixed nuts but now the day gets even better. Well I had some free time and what do I like to do with my free time? Beside eat mixed nuts and contemplate Religion. I also lov...
Posted by Patricia on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:42:00 PST |
NUTS! |
Ok so I'm eating some mix nuts and trying to figure out which nut I like the best. Is it cashew or maybe pecan or perhaps macadamia but then there is the always dependable peanut! SO then I start thi...
Posted by Patricia on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 04:41:00 PST |
THE POWER OF MELON |
How we under estimate the power of melon. Being away from NYC I forgot about the special re-hydration factor of melon. You go out drinking in the middle of the week and have one to many. Before you k...
Posted by Patricia on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:41:00 PST |
About a Bird |
So I was walking down a side street the other day. Walking with a slight swagger and a grin that would give any on looker the idea that I had just done something mischievous, and those of you who kno...
Posted by Patricia on Tue, 16 May 2006 03:47:00 PST |
What can you do with Cindy Lauper songs? |
Time After Time I seem to have a Change of Heart. I'll have A Night To Remember we'll feel as if we are Kindred Spirits and then all of a sudden these insecurities come up its like we become Insecuri...
Posted by Patricia on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:29:00 PST |
Do you like cats? (just how my mind works) |
Ever wonder what would happen if you tied a cat to a dogs tail? I bet that could be hours of entertainment. When I was a kid I once tied some helium balloons to my cat peppers legs and tail. (I hated...
Posted by Patricia on Tue, 16 May 2006 10:50:00 PST |
