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Allis in Wonderland

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

About Me


Label peeler.

"Logan's Run" watcher.

Nomadic mover.

Human Computer.

Coffee house reader.

Massage lover.

Merlot drinker.

Mint Chocolate Chip eater.

Snort laugher.

Stiletto walker.

Bedtime spooner.

Gin swigger.

home misser...

Here's me in The Grudge Wears Prada Spoof. I'm The Grudge and the blonde chick in the begining. :^)

My Interests

There are only three things I hate: waking up, going to bed, and being alone. I spend most of my time figuring out how to avoid all three.

I'd like to meet:

...my arch nemisis.
I'm sure my productivity as a super hero would increase vastly.
Come on. I've got some chicken wire and plunger with your name on it.

Music:

Wilco, Interpol, Bauhaus, The Velvet Underground, Sigur Ros, Joanna Newsem, The Shins, David Bowie, French Kicks, Badly Drawn Boy, Agent Sparks, Miles Davis, Modest Mouse, The Kings of Convenience, Belle & Sebastian, Rush, Led Zeppelin, The Clash, Sterolab, Jethro Tull, Arcade Fire, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Say Anything, Bjork, Catatonia, Voxtrot, Bloc Party, the Smiths, Beth Orton, Franz Ferdinand, Portishead, Athlete, The Stills, The Decemberist, Scissor Sisters, Idlewind, Thievery Corporation, Radiohead, The Faint , Fugazi,Nina Simone, World Leader Pretend, !!! , Zero 7, Portishead, The Pixies, Interpol, Jeff Buckley, Radiohead, Hot Hot Heat, The Cure, Sex Pistols, Postal Service, The Faint, Elvis Costello, Goldfrapp, Sinatra, Heart, Ani Difranco, Bright Eyes, Aimee Mann, The Dandy Warhols, Cat Power, Kate Bush, Trigger, Rilo Kiley, Sleater-Kinney, Morming Wood, Lynard Skynard, The Futureheads, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley, The Libertines, Massive Attack, Peter Tosh, Bob Dylan, Teagan and Sara, Queen, Jefferson Airplane, The Streets, Janis Joplin - to name a few.

Movies:

9 songs, Office Space, Garden State, Closer, The Big Lebowski, Welcome to the Doll House, All About Eve, Gilda, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Requiem for a Dream, Kids, Donnie Darko, Ghostworld, Old School, Rodger Dodger, 24 Hour Party People, Party Monster, Wonder boys, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, Scar Face, Waking Life, Dopamine, Lonely Hearts Club, City of God, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Grosse Point Blank, Say Anything, Fight Club, Death to Smoochy, The 25th Hour, Lost in Translation, High Fidelity, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Swimming with Sharks, 21 Grams, Clerks, Fargo, Buffalo '66, Beautiful Girls, Swingers, Super Troopers, Saving Grace, Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Life of Brian, Chasing Amy, Love Liza, The Red Violin, Very Bad Things, Duets, A Clockwork Orange, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Bottle Rocket, Freeway, Elephant, Spun, The Salton Sea, 12 Monkeys, Best in Show, Adaptation, Igby Goes Down, Reservior Dogs, Kill Bill, Secretary, The Tao of Steve, Shaun of the Dead, Snatch, The Virgin Suicides, Punch-Drunk Love, American Splendor, Supersize me, Touching the Void, Startup.com, Napoleon Dynamite, Pollock, Waydowntown- the list goes on and on.

Television:

History Channel, A&E, Discovery Channel, National Geographic Channel, Animal Planet and anything on BBC -especially French and Saunders!
Other that that, The Office, Extra's, Little Britain and Studio 60.
And, anything about conjoined twins. I'll always watch that.

Books:

I'm a huge Kurt Vonnegut fan. Hocus Pocus is my fave, along with Welcome to the Monkey House , but that's really just a compilation of his short stories. Also, Slaughterhouse Five, Cats Craddle, Breakfast of Champions. Chuck Palahniuk- Invisible Monsters, Choke, Diary, Lulliby, Fight Club , Davis Sedaris- Me talk Pretty One Day, Naked, -Allof it. Basically anything with a biting sense of humor. Toby Young How to Lose Friends and Alienate People is funny. Running with Scissors & Dry by Augusten Buroughs, Naked Lunch, The Bitch in the House, The Perks of Being a Wallflower,The Unbearable Lightness of Being. Little factoid books too: Blink, Stiff, Seductress, Nickled and Dimed, The tipping Point and stuff like that. The Sun Also Rises, For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemmingway.On The Road by Jack Kerouac. Prometheus Unbound by Percy Shelley. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde, West With the Night by Beryl Markham. Agamemnon; The Libation Bearers, The Eumenide, Prometheus Bound, Seven Against Thebes by Aeschylus, Oedipus Rex, Oedipus at Colonus, Antigone by Sophocles. The Merchant of Venice, Macbeth, Hamlet, Titus Andronicus, Othello, Twelfth Night, King Lear, The Tempest, King Richard the Third by Shakespeare.Ariel by Sylvia Plath, The birthday Letters by Ted Hughes, Catcher in the Rye, Brave New World, High Fidelity, How to be Good , Shopgirl, 1984, Bury Me Standing, Steal this Book and just read The Words by Jean-Paul Sarte. You'll Never Make LOve In THis Town Again,Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil... I don't sleep much obviously.....................

Heroes:

I'm a big fan of Beryl Markham, Bette Davis, Mae West and Tallulah Bankhead. 'Cause good girls keep diarys, bad girls don't have time.

My Blog

If i were a computer virus...

I'd be the Jerry MaGirus. I would change all the text you type into lines from the movie "Jerry Maguire" starring Tom Cruise and Renee' Zelwigger. ( "So what?", you may say. "How bad can that be?" Do ...
Posted by Allis in Wonderland on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:36:00 PST

If You Ever Make a Huge Mistake...

Just Press Ctrl and Z at the same time. It will undo your last action. Of course, this will only work on computer mistakes... sorry.     Sometimes, I try to move things with a mouse arr...
Posted by Allis in Wonderland on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 03:25:00 PST

Adventures in TV Land

Channel 75 - TV Land It's pretty much the best thing on the planet- but only if you're hung over. This is the discovery I made yesterday.  I didn't have a normal childhood filled with colorful p...
Posted by Allis in Wonderland on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:51:00 PST

Your Email Server Horoscope for 2007

I've always thought you could tell a lot about a person by which email provider they prefer to use. -Even more so than when they were born because it is a conscious choice. So, without further ado, he...
Posted by Allis in Wonderland on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 08:38:00 PST

Vaseline Alley

I live in West Hollywood. For those of you that don't know, it's considered the "gay area" of Los Angeles. And, what does that mean anyway? The "gay area"? Well, to me it has always meant that it's a...
Posted by Allis in Wonderland on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:34:00 PST

The Grudge Wears Prada

Here's me ( and Jesse!) in a spoof we were in made for the MTV movie awards contest. Yes, I have dual rolls: Blonde Fashion Bitch and The Grudge. Enjoy! The Grudge Wears Prada Please vote for o...
Posted by Allis in Wonderland on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:20:00 PST

Fun with Stock Photography!

Ok, you've all seen stock photography i'm sure. In brochures, in pamphlets for DSL, even (sadly) in advertisements. Anyway, I found some REALLY bad stock photography today and i decided to tell you wh...
Posted by Allis in Wonderland on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:59:00 PST

Everyone on Joost Hates Me Already

As i've mentioned before, I've somehow gotten access to the beta testing of this new online community/video watching program Joost. Crazy world, ain't it? Anyway, it's awesome because you can chat to ...
Posted by Allis in Wonderland on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:34:00 PST

A Message to *Lani*...

You requested my friendship. I looked at your MySpace Page. It crashed my fucking Internet Explorer. What in the living hell do you have on your page, girl?!? Friendship Denied. ...
Posted by Allis in Wonderland on Tue, 08 May 2007 03:47:00 PST

Decade Long Game of Fetch Ends in Defeat

May 6th, 2007West Hollywood, CA It was just a normal day for Christopher Doyle, Allis Markham and their 11 year old black Labrador, Tosh (originally owned by Doyle). The Southern California sun was sh...
Posted by Allis in Wonderland on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:57:00 PST