Sheriff Ryan

I have ADD.
I believe in Zeus. But more importantly, Zeus believes in me.
I am ticklish.
I was a latch-key kid.
I love rap music. I love to write rap music. I love to get together with my "homiez" and sing rap music. I love everything rap. I guess you could call me a rapist.
I am afraid of big spiders and small people. (midgets riding giant tarantulas is a nightmare of mine)
As a kid I drank too much soda and watched too much cable TV. I rarely do either anymore.
When both of my eyes are open I can see in 3 dimensions.
I enjoy Haikus about snuggling.
Every once in awhile, when no one is watching, I try to use the "Force".
I wish I could grow a real mustache, like "Selleck-Style". Mine's just too damn wispy!
I sleep walk. The other night, I dreamt that I was in my kitchen making a sandwich and then I woke up...holding a bread knife...in an alley...covered in transient in blood.
I sleep walk. The other night, I dreamt that I was in an alley stabbing a transient and then I woke up...holding a sandwich...in my kitchen...covered in dijonaise.
Sometimes I cough to cover-up the sound of my farts. People must think my coughs smell really bad.
I enjoy putting Mexican Soap Operas on "mute", then coming up with my own, more disturbing, dialouge.
TRUE STORY. On my 8th Birthday, I was hit by a car while standing in the middle of a candy store. The car came crashing through the window hitting 3 other people including myself. I'm not positive, but after years of extensive psycho-analysis and therepy, I think it's safe to say this one event explains alot about me, especially my fear of being hit by cars while standing in the middle of candy stores.