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Art of Bleeding

Open your mind to TRUE SAFETY CONSCIOUSNESS

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Start your Halloween on a Thursday... THE ART OF BLEEDING AT THE STEVE ALLEN THEATERTHURSDAY, OCTOBER 26, 9PMTWO SHOWS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE:OUTSIDE @ 9:00 "HALLOWEEN HIGHWAY" a Cautionary Tableau of Automative CarnageINSIDE @ 9:30 "MAGIC AMBULANCE THEATER" With Abram the Safety Ape, RT the Robot, and The Art of Bleeding Nurses PLUS Guest Perfomances by: MARGARET CHODANNY SHORAGOSATANICATHE TULSA SKULL SWINGERSLOS NINOS DE LA TIERRA


HALLOWEEN HIGHWAYA loving tribute to the gore-spattered highway safety films of bygone days, this never-before staged interactive performance recreates the grisly sights, smells, and sensations of a multi-vehicle freeway pile-up. Staged amid wrecked cars and enhanced by various effects (multimedia and sanguinary) Halloween Highway offers both a cautionary example and a chance to indulge your inner rubbernecking ghoul, visit with the dead and dying, and callously rub elbows or what-have-yous with the Art of Bleeding nurses tending the injured.MAGIC AMBULANCE THEATERFeaturing our beloved mascot ABRAM THE SAFETY APE and friends, Magic Ambulance Theater was recently described in an LA Alternative cover story thusly: "The Art of Bleeding’s principal characters weave chatty stories that are equal parts The Muppet Show, softcore porn and Laurel and Hardy, combining pratfalls and guffaws with eroticism and aggressive, playful confrontation. Nearly naked nurses cavort with puppets --”Abram the Safety Ape” and “RT the Robot Teacher” attempt to lecture on achieving True Safety Consciousness -- and in this fall’s shows, the ante is upped considerably... while previous shows have been stellar, these upcoming performances represent Art of Bleeding at a grander, more disturbing scale."
SPECIAL GUESTS Special guests include the incomparable comedian/dancer MARGARET CHO,and, DANNY SHORAGO of America's favorite lounge-punk-comedy band THE FUXEDOS, the infernally talented stripteuse SATANICA, the macabre puppetry of LOS NINOS DE LA TIERRA, and the monster-masked musicantes of THE TULSA SKULL SWINGERS (rumored to be alter egos of the miscreants behind the acclaimed midnight comedy series, The Tomorrow Show).Where: Steve Allen Theater, 4773 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood.Tickets: $10. NOTE: This a ONE-NIGHT event with limited seating. ADVANCE TICKETS are HIGHLY recommended.
Our latest video...
WE'RE NOT REALLY A BAND.
MORE OF A PERFORMANCE GROUP THAT HAPPENS TO USE SOME ORIGINAL MUSIC.
Art of Bleeding is a multimedia medicine show featuring a distressingly inappropriate mix of fetishized nurses, psychobabbling hand-puppets, subliminal manipulation, scratchy old safety films, and Grand Guignol effects.
BELOW IS A MONTAGE FROM A COUPLE OF OUR EARLY EVENTS.
(If YouTube is down, try: http://artofbleeding.com/AoB.mov)
We use a lot of 1970s Health & Safety films. (Come to our shows, and you'll see!)
BELOW IS OUR 2006 VALENTINE PATCHED TOGETHER FROM THOSE FILMS:(If YouTube is down, try: http://artofbleeding.com/valentine-movie.html)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/11/2005
Band Website: artofbleeding.com
Band Members: Rev. Al (AKA Dr. A.P. Ridenour), ABRAM THE SAFETY APE, RICH POLYSORBATE, DR. E. STEVEN RIDENOUR, RT THE ROBOT TEACHER, DR. MOODY, FIRE CHIEF SNUFFY, NURSE LOLITA, NURSE WOUNDS, NURSE VIMA, NURSE DeMILLE, NURSE HAZMAT
Influences: 1970s Health and Safety films, Grand Guignol, King Kong, Anthrosophy
Record Label: http://www.whitelabel-music.co.uk/
Type of Label: None

My Blog

"Valentine" from Art of Bleeding

A little paramedical eros for the holiday -- all patched together from old health and safety films. ...
Posted by Art of Bleeding on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:31:00 PST

Abram the Safety Ape's Holiday Party Expose

Sometimes people get confused in learning about Safety because there are so many kinds. There is fire Safety, water Safety, electrical Safety, pedestrian Safety... The list goes on and on. And they d...
Posted by Art of Bleeding on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:26:00 PST

SATURDAY: Rev. Al @ RE/Search Publication Party: "PRANKS 2"

Thanks to my inglorious past running the Cacophony Society, I am the subject of a chapter of this book, and sitting on the panel of local pranksters for the socal publication party for...PRANKS 2Pleas...
Posted by Art of Bleeding on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:42:00 PST

Oct 26 - the ultimate AoB show

Start your Halloween on a Thursday...THE ART OF BLEEDINGAT THE STEVE ALLEN THEATERTHURSDAY, OCTOBER 26, 9PMTWO SHOWS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE:OUTSIDE @ 9:00"HALLOWEEN HIGHWAY"a Cautionary Tableau of Auto...
Posted by Art of Bleeding on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:00:00 PST

Cover story in LA Alternative Press

Sept 23, 2006: LA Alternative Press ran an excellent cover story on The Art of Bleeding by Lucinda Michele Knapp."Art of Bleeding stirs up a gory gumbo that aims to make audiences uncomfortable. While...
Posted by Art of Bleeding on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:39:00 PST

V. Vale of RE/Search review of "Music from the Magic Ambulance"

REVIEW OF MUSIC FROM THE MAGIC AMBULANCEBy V. Vale of RE/SearchIn the tradition of Jean Jacques Perrey and Bruce Haack, Reverend Al and his zany cohorts have created diabolically-compassionate sound c...
Posted by Art of Bleeding on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:17:00 PST

New Art of Bleeding Video Online!

Our friend Chuck Cirino videoblogged the last Safari Sam's show (intercut w/ a bit of old footage)GO HERE:http://www.weirdamerica.com/tag/art-of-bleeding...
Posted by Art of Bleeding on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:13:00 PST

Show @ Steve Allen & Car Crash Installation

Thursday, October 26, 9pmART OF BLEEDING HALLOWEEN SHOW@ Steve Allen TheaterFeaturing "Halloween Highway" Multi-vehicle Car Crash Installation"Magic Ambulance Theater" w/ ABRAM THE SAFETY APE & Friend...
Posted by Art of Bleeding on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:10:00 PST

NEW SHOW: in ONE WEEK!

Quite possibly the hardest working quasi-mystical simian-fronted health-and-safety teaching squad in all of Southern California, THE ART OF BLEEDING, lays aside the splints and tourniquets tonight to ...
Posted by Art of Bleeding on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:06:00 PST

GORY DETAILS NOW ON iTUNES!

Thanks to our friends at White Label Music, the "Best of" Collection of Gory Details stories is now available for download on iTUNES! Just search for "GORY DETAILS" or "ART OF BLEEDING." A more "mus...
Posted by Art of Bleeding on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:48:00 PST