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Joe Holliday

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About Me

I am a 22 year old girl in USA. I'm bored and horny with my NEW MACY'S GIFT CARD and FREE IPOD. I just want to chat and have free 500 dollar sex! Look at my FREE nudes! I'm getting back at my FREE 500 DOLLAR MACY'S GIFT CARD by putting up my nude RINGTONES. I just thought that you looked horny, and bored. Also, there is a banging party tonight. Click here for details! They're going to have FREE RINGTONES. Did I mention I like dancing, FREE IPODS, sex, FREE GIFT CARDS, FREE RINGTONES and sex? Click here to find out! Also, myspace hasn't been working, so message me on FREERINGTONESEX DOT COM. See you soon sexy!
The only constant is change. If the cells of my body die and are reborn every second why should my thoughts last any longer?
I was born under a hollow log and raised on sour boars milk. My first blanket was woven from the souls of forty men. When I was a kid I was stung in the eye by a hornet, and it gave me the crazy. My eye has never been the same. I think that I am immune to certain venomous animals now.
my religion is that of sacrilege. I can fix anything with string. For the last month or so I've been working on a performance peice on real friday nights. It's going to be great fun; I'm rewiring old clocks and tape players to make weird sounds. I know after effects, photoshop, final cut, image ready, and I can animate at a 12th grenade level. yeah, you read that right. grenade.
My favorite bird is the Black Phoebe. The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Whoever wants to be born must destroy a world. Under his reign humans were created to bear the burdens of life so the gods could be at leisure. They first formed men of mud, but in this form man could neither move nor speak and quickly dissolved into nothingness. Later, they created men of sculpted wood, which Huracan destroyed as the wooden manikens were imperfect, emotionless and showed no praise to the gods. The survivors were then transformed into monkeys, and sentenced to live in the wild.
A coward believes he will ever live
if he keep him safe from strife:
but old age leaves him not long in peace
though spears may spare his life.
Check out my Youtube account: http://www.youtube.com/sonofdamocles

My Interests

Mountaineering, reading, Urban Exploration, exotic taxidermy, bones, alchemy, old medical devices and books, theft, making my own clothing, cooking, learning, the abnormal, the strange, the handicapped, anceint texts, lore, watching the moon rise over mountain tops, watching the moon set, watching the sun and moon engage in epic battle over who rules the sky, industrial culture, surrealist culture, occult traditions, meat, carnivals, frozen rats, collage, horse teeth, lichens, wild boars, pictures of other peoples families, other peoples personal letters and notes, soil, Sousveillance, maps, hats, tomfoolery, Lollygaging, gas masks, military uniforms, things in jars, teeth, hair, rusty objects, branches, dead insects, broken electronics, The mineral kingdom, the axis mundi, keeping my wits about me,

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet the Gods atop an icy summit more distant than most men could imagine. I would like to meet the folks that will help me slay those same Gods atop that icy mountain. I would like to meet people that don't believe in those Gods, and people that worship them. I would like to meet people that do both at the same time. I would like to find the corporeal form of Inanna with her eight sided star. I want to meet all of my Doppelgängers and everyone that shares my name. I would like to meet the first men created by the Aztec gods; B'alam Agab, B'alam Quitzé, Iqi B'alam, and Mahucatah.

Music:

Circus music, Experimental music, Pirate core, Improvised Music From Japan, Early Los Angeles Punk, Industrial, Some Noise, Strange Music, Odd ball music, weirdo music, outsider music, Pop music, Bluegrass,

In more or less alphabetical order:

Devo, :Wumpscut:, 999, Agent Orange, Acid Rain, Agression, the music of Alejandro Jodorowsky, Alternative TV, The Art of bleeding, The Avengers, Barbez, Battle of mice, Bauhaus, Bill Monroe, Black Flag, Boyd Rice, Cab Calloway, Cabaret Voltaire, the california navles, CAN, Captain Beefheart, Catholic Discipline, Charles Manson, The Circle Jerks, Club Foot Orchestra, COIL, The Controllers, The Crowd, Current 93, D.A.F., Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft, Danny Elfman, Dead Food, Dead Kennedys, The Dickies, The Dils, Don Carlos, Dr Fred, Dr. Demento, Earl Scruggs, Ego Plum, Extra Action Marching Band, The Eyes, F-Word, F.E.S.T.E.R., Faun Fables, Fear, The Fibonaccis, The Fixtures, Flat Earth Society, Flipper, Fred Frith, fungus brains, The Germs, GEZA X, The Ghastly Ones, Gogol Bordello, The Good Missionaries, harry partch, Hasil Adkins, Hazmat Modine, Idiot Flesh, Iggy Pop, Janet Klein & Her Parlor Boys, Jefferson airplane, Jello Biafra, Mojo Nixon, Joe And The Chicken Heads, The Radioactive Chicken Heads, Joe Meek, The Joneses, Joy Division, Killdozer, Kompressor, Kraftwerk, Kurt Weill, Lard, Klaus Nomi, Louis Killen, Man Man, Middle Class, Ministry, The Monkees, MOONDOG, The Mormons, The Mysterious Keytones, The Mystic Knights Of The Oingo Boingo, Nacophony, Naked Aggression, Negativland, Neutra, The New Motherfuckers, NON, Nora Keyes, Nurse With Wound, Oingo Boingo, The Peculiar Pretzelmen, pelme, Planxty, The Pogues, Primus, Psychic TV, Q.R. Ghazala, The Randoms, Reagan Youth, Renaldo And The Loaf, The Residents, Rik L Rik, Claudio Santoro, Schwump, Satan's Pilgrims, scott joplin, Scurvy bastards, Scurvy Pirates, Scurvy Dogs, Scurvy, Scurvy Scurvy, Sea Shanties, Senor Coconut, Shaye saint john, Simpletones, The Skulls, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Snakefinger, Stan Rogers, Stolen Babies, The Stranglers, Talking Heads, Thought doctors, Throbbing Gristle, The Tiger Lillies, Tiny Tim, Tom Waits, toychestra, TSOL, Tuxedomoon, Vaginal Discharge, Voodoo Organist, The Weirdos, Welle : Erdball, X, Young Gods, The Zeros, Madame Pamita's Parlor of Wonders, etc

Movies:

Alejandro Jodorowsky, David Lynch, David Mamet, Orson Wells, David Cronenberg, Terry Gilliam, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Session 9, Seven, Fight Club, Dawn of the Dead, City of Lost Children, Idiocracy, Mad Max, Red Dawn,

Television:

Mézga család, How it's made, any show that's mostly war footage, Here's some of my stuff:

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Books:

anceint texts, books on hiking, millitary training manuals, religious texts, Medical books, books on symbolism, Antiquarian books, Re-Search, History books, Non-fiction, H.P. Lovecraft, aleister crowley, The Book of The Law, In the wake, Old dictionaries,

Heroes:

Diogenes of Sinope, Enkidu, Athanasius Kircher, Bucephalus, Paul Addis, Tom Dickson of blending fame, Gunther Von Hagen, Sarah Perry, Gilgamesh, the fifth king of Uruk, Deep-sea fish, Marshall Ulrich, Pavlov,

My Blog

Thank You Dad

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Posted by Joe Holliday on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:47:00 PST

El Topo

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Posted by Joe Holliday on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 07:13:00 PST

Joe and the worst Burlesque dancer EVER

I have no idea what her name was, nor even her stage name, but this very evening, I saw the worst burlesque dance EVER. Things started off fairly normal, as far as burlesque goes. A woman clad in a sh...
Posted by Joe Holliday on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 12:57:00 PST

Scientology secrets revealed! Half the story of how they arrested me.

I've had an interest in scientology going back to the day I found one of the older editions of the book on scientology ethics by the side of the freeway when I was in high school. That book contribute...
Posted by Joe Holliday on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:27:00 PST