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eric

give me sodomy or give me death

About Me

i dont like spiders. if you dont mind them and are willing to put them outside (and dont just trap them and tesae me, because girls dont like it when you make them cry) rather than killing them, i think we'll get along just fine. but if you dont like spiders, youre fine too, we'll just hudle together in the corner while they unleash their reign of unholy terror.

My Interests

people who dont stop at crosswalks should be publicly castrated, though im not quite sure how that would work with women. i know you know i want to cross because ive been standing in the same spot i was before the two cars in front of you disregarded me. and the fact that im trying to walk in front of you should be some sort of indication. but i wait patiently most of the time because many near death experinces have caused me to deny you the benefit of the doubt. this is why i feel so much safer jaywalking. i have to more actively assess the situation rather than thinking that people hopefully will obey the law (but even cops do it. motherfuckers! and in regards to my having to slow down or speed up when i see a car racing at me so that i dont die, i shuld just let them hit me in order to prove a point. thetll feel all guilty and traumatized and maybe think twice the next time they have the option of running a nice crosswalker down.

I'd like to meet:

people who like cats, people who don hats, people who take the stairs, people who dont stare, people comfortable with nudity, people comfortable with lewdity, people who give to much information, people addicted to masturbation, people who leave marks on my skin, people who think its not a sin,people who give good head, people who wear red, people who are narcissistic, people who are altruistic, people who agree with me, people who drink tea, people i can use, people i wont lose, people who wont betray me, people wholl obey me, peo-ple who can put up with my laughing and crying all the time, people who dont care that im writing in rhyme,

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Music:

well, according to other people, ive been called an "indie kid" and been told i listen to wimpy synth pop music. now the indie kid part of me might call synth pop music pretentious, soulless crap, but the synth pop side of me would call indie music pretentious and elitist. hmmm, pretentious, soulless snob. that does sound a lot like me. but if you really want the inside scoop- the knife,pyche, small sins,tom waits, lydia lunch, beth orton, love and rockets, tori amos, lisa germano, meat puppets, marianne faithfull, ladytron, handsome family, lee hazlewood, smog, lambchop, cat power, raveonettes, new order, marc almond, wham!, bikini kill. detroit cobras, neko case, nick cave, public image ltd, pj harvey, delgados, babes in toyland, bauhaus, sleater kinney, the organ, the smiths, the moldy peaches, siouxie and the banshees, beat happening, neutral milk hotel, diamanda galas, klaus nomi, front line assembly, adult, le tigre, the kills, palace, will oldham, the futureheads, bonnie prince billy, scissor sisters, pinback, carolyn mark, yeah yeah yeahs, christina aguilera, man or astroman, iggy and the stooges, young marble giants, the dead boys, bongwater, alejandro escovedo, the cramps, jarboe, low, john cale, velvet underground, momus, magnetic fields, thee headcoats, frank black, the gossip, the dirtbombs, john doe, einsturzende neubauten, fad gadget, future bible heroes, gary numan, client, gothic archies, casiotone for the painfully alone, the legendary pink dots, stars, pulp, peggy lee, antony and the johnstons, queens f the stoneage, portishead, ohgr, wire, pixies, jesus and mary chain, silver jews, nico, sufjan stevens, soft cell, mars volta, feist, liz phair, teenage fanclub, saint etienne (erica america- woohoo!), the balls, the wet spots, the birthday party, kimya dawson, patti smith, nasty on, immaculate machine, new pornographers, blondie, depeche mode, gnarls barkely, lucinda williams, kmfdm, the corn sisters, faith and the muse, black tape for a blue girl, the undertones, prince, the 6ths (arent we all just looking for love in the hall of mirrors?)xiu xiu, deerhoof, edith frost, nina nastasia, grinderman... sorry to be so imcomplete. i have over 500 cds, and im not gonaa list them all

Movies:

okay, chances are i could hate these movies now, but at one point i enjoyed, stuff like donnie darko, fight club, evil dead2, hedwig, high fidelity, being john malkovich, better off dead, the sure thing, gross pointe blank, buffalo 66,clockwork orange, v for vendetta, john hughes movies, run lola run, big lebowski, brain dead, spice world, gia. im probably forgetting my favourites, i fell so bad. um, i kind of watch a lot of movies with people i have crushes on like john cusack and milla jovovich... russ myer had his moments, and a bunch of stuff im not ready to admit to, american splendor and other stuff based on comic books. saved, kinsey, boys dont cry

Television:

buffy you left me when i needed you the most... veronica mars, six feet under, l word, top model- but only because theyre foxy... and im obsessed wit getting mt picture taken because i have a little crush on me so i enjoy watching the photo shoots. i dont have to justify this to you. whatevers on when i have nothing better to do, saved by the bell.. powerpuff girls

Books:

i read a lot of text books, do you want to hear about that? and hte ocasional comic book, or "graphic novel", here and there. you should read the ethical slut sometime.

Heroes:

itll change by the time i post this, so why bother..

My Blog

i like to pretend im a tv character.

you know that episode of 90210  where davids all freaking out because he has so little time and is freakin exhausted because he gave up that nasty sleeping habit? and then he accidently gets hook...
Posted by eric on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 04:32:00 PST

yes i stole this from someone. and last time i checked theeres no laws against that

A lot has been said about how to prevent rape. Women should learn self-defense. Women should lock themselves in their houses after dark. Women shouldn't have long hair and women shouldn't wear short s...
Posted by eric on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:20:00 PST

men are cunts

ive suddenly developed issues with topless men. i dont yet have a coherent reason why, just a gut reaction that says youre an asshole and i hate you! maybe because im walking about in a knee length sk...
Posted by eric on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:12:00 PST

im a lover not a writer

when i was a kid i hated brushing my teeth because of the taste of the toothpaste. funny how now i want to snort the stuff. and by snort i mean deeply inhale the aroma. it should be marketed as perfum...
Posted by eric on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

i wanna rock!

i should have beeen a rock star. but i dont have any takent. i suppose i could have cultivated some, but who has the time? (althugh, you wouldnt believe what i did last night for over an hour! and whe...
Posted by eric on Fri, 25 May 2007 11:09:00 PST

more senseless ramblings

You know, I wear the same sweater like every day. What is up with that? I do wash it every occasionally. Moreover, it looks pretty god considering its like years old. Except for where I broke the zipp...
Posted by eric on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:25:00 PST

the marvels of my mouth

i smiled yesterdat. yes me. it was such a shock to my mouth that the skin in the centre of my bottom lip pulled apart/ soon afterward i tasted blood. but i went shopping afterwards, because thats the ...
Posted by eric on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:00:00 PST

oh Baby, wenn Sie mich lieben, kante ich Hilfe aber fantasiere im in den Griffen einer übergroß

oh Baby, wenn Sie mich lieben, kante ich Hilfe aber fantasiere im in den Griffen einer übergroßen Spinne. wenn Sie mich mit jenen magischen Händen berühren, konnte nichts lieber als sein, wenn Sie noc...
Posted by eric on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:07:00 PST

Kuchen oder Tod

andy warhol said that everybody should like everybody. isnt that nice?
Posted by eric on Mon, 21 May 2007 05:39:00 PST

weekends suck

while youreout frollicking in the rain puddles, i have to waste my time doing research. reasearch is all well and good, except for the fact that it scuks. first of all, reading on the computer is lame...
Posted by eric on Sat, 19 May 2007 02:39:00 PST