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About Me


The Gramlich: is a relatively decent person, with the occasional moment of awesomeness, masquerading as a bastard, but not a fucking bastard. Shhhh, don't tell anyone his secret, it's just easier when they hate you...
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[noun]:
A master of sexual gratification
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
Whats your inner animal?
Raven
Dark, mysterious, secretive, independant, intelligent
You are TROY DYER. You're intellectually smart, but don't do anything about it. Even when you know what you want, you can't let yourself be happy.
What weird misc. thing are you?
Puking smilie.
You have no problem sharing your problems with complete strangers. You also have no problem sharing your food.. You're downright nasty.
How mentally ill are you?
You've got problems but you're not totally gone... yet
You probably take medication but function... for the most part
The most ideal way of suicide for you is...
Blow your head off (Gun shot through brain, in mouth up through head most ideal)
Well hey there Mr./Ms. Happy Pants, aren't we a big ray of sunshine today... If you didn't catch on I was being sarcastic. With your choice of lifestyle blowing your brains out is by far the most fitting means of doing yourself in. Quick, aggressive, and messy.. Just like how you are in bed.
Which Aliens Colonial Marine are you?
Cpl. Dwayne Hicks (played by Michael Biehn)
Most level-headed of the Marines, and survived all the way to the end. Favors a hands-off, managerial approach to problems ('nuke 'em from orbit. Only way to be sure.')
The Raging Panther
You are an angsty person. You view life
sceptically and hate biasness. This could
probably be from experience in your past, or
influence. You believe that this world is
full of misery and that you have been treated
unfairly. You may look tough on the outside,
but you are actually crumbling internally.
"The only thing standing
between me and total happiness is
reality."
.[x]. What's Your Dark Quote? .[x].
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I Am A: Lawful Good Dwarf Ranger Fighter
Alignment:
Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.
Race:
Dwarves are short and stout, and easily recognizable by their well-cared-for beards. They are hard workers, and adept at stonework and engineering. They tend to live apart from other races; generally in deep, underground excavated systems, and as such tend to be distant from other races.
Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
Secondary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.
Deity:
Mielikki is the Neutral Good goddess of the forest and autumn. She is also known as the Lady of the Forest, and is the Patron of Rangers. Her followers are devoted to nature, and believe in the positive and outreaching elements of it. They use light armor, and a variety of weapons suitable for hunting, which they are quite skilled at. Mielikki's symbol is a unicorn head.
Find out What D&D Character Are You? , courtesy of .. NeppyMan (e-mail)
You Are 44% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. How Evil Are You?
You Are a Dirty Martini
You are a sexy, sometimes belligerent, over the top drunk.
You tend to get in a lot of trouble. When you drink, there are no rules.
You should never: Drink in the company of strangers. Seriously.
Your ideal party: Is so good you black out in the middle of it.
Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Margarita Martini personality.
Your drinking rivals: Those with an Orange Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You? What Caused Your Scars? (with anime pics!)
Your scars are caused by abuse. Someone treated you badly at some point in your life, and you must live with the trauma that that has caused every day moment that you're awake, and sometimes even while you're dreaming. You find it difficult to trust people because of how betrayed and shattered you are due to that one act of cruelty that someone did to you.
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My Interests

Sharp objects; abusing alcohol; painkillers; anti-depressants; razor blade kisses; anti-psychotics; UFC/Pride/MMA; metal/hardcore/noise music; carving caring into rotted flesh; tattooing; piercing; understanding the inherent contradictions and irrationalities of the female and its "logic" while worshipping the beauty of the form; screaming for the love left to rot that is Whore for a Heart; the NFL and its channel; the obviously very productive and non-time wasting medium of videogaming; discovering the hidden mysteries of the HDD/DVD recorder; Carcharodon carcharias and its perfection; finding reasons to continue; my puppy Cassandra; whatever is of interest...

I'd like to meet:

Carbon-based lifeforms that have a vague concept of honour, a modicum of intelligence and the capacity to express some form of emotion and honesty...
hi. cram it.

Who's Your Happy Bunny?
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Music:

Converge; Buzzov*en; Eyehategod; the Dillinger Escape Plan; All Else Failed; Bloodlet; Neurosis; Isis; Rollins Band; Backstabbers Inc.; Hole; Malhavoc; Iron Monkey; Cable; Akimbo; Jane's Addiction; Faith No More; Fantomas; the Abandoned Hearts Club; Mare; Cursed; the End; Association Area; Anasarca; As the Sun Sets; Daughters; At the Drive-In; Atom and his Package; Big Black; the Big F; Black Flag; the Blood Brothers; Botch; BoysNightOut; Breather Resist; Burn it Down; Burnt by the Sun; Carcass; Carnivore; Cave-In; Cavity; Circle Takes the Square; Clutch; Coalesce; Combat Wounded Veteran; Curl Up and Die; Deadguy; Death; Devo; Discordance Axis; Drowningman; Ed Gein; Eighteen Visions; Entombed; EveryTimeIDie; Floor; Genghis Tron; Godflesh; Grade; Grasshopper; Demon Barf; Guilt; Gush Underdrive; Gwar; Hank Williams III; Johnny Cash; Hide Your Daughters; Hot Cross; Human Remains; Nirvana; Smashing Pumpkins; Ink and Dagger; Inkling; Ion Dissonance; Jesu; Jesuit; the Jesus Lizard; Ken Mode; KillWhitneyDead; Kiss it Goodbye; Kittens; Shallow North Dakota; Kyuss; LickGoldenSky; the Locust; Lords; Ultra-Dolphins; Mastodon; Maximum RNR; the Melvins; Metallica; Slayer; Minor Threat; the Minor Times; the Misfits; Mr. Bungle; Mike Patton; the National Acrobat; Nine Inch Nails; the Now; Old Man Gloom; Orchid; Page 99; Pantera; Pelican; Pig Destroyer; Planes Mistaken for Stars; the Police; Redeemer; Refused; Reggie and the Full Effect; Reversal of Man; Rorschach; Since by Man; Soilent Green; Some Girls; Strapping Young Lad; Song of Zarathustra; Suicide Note; Thought Industry; Time in Malta; Today is the Day; Tomahawk; Versoma; Torche; Torn Apart; Training for Utopia; Turmoil; Unsane; Zao; Scratch Acid; the Birthday Party; Trap Them; more..... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Aliens; Alien; Alien 3; Alien: Resurrection; Fight Club; The Usual Suspects; Platoon; Full Metal Jacket; Sin City; Serenity; The Warriors; The Good, The Bad and The Ugly; The Princess Bride; Swimming With Sharks; The Harry Potter series; Apocalypse Now; Star Wars (4 to 6 still rule; The Matrix Trilogy (even the ones that don't make sense); Leon: The Professional; Le Femme Nikita; The Terminator one and two; Mad Max; The Road Warrior; The Lord of The Rings Triolgy; King Kong; Mars Attacks; The Corpse Bride; The Nightmare Before Christmas; Batman Begins; The Brotherhood of the Wolf; 28 Days Later; Shaun of the Dead; The Evil Dead; The Evil Dead 2; The Army of Darkness; From Dusk Till Dawn; Desperado; Once Upon a Time In Mexico; Jaws; Starship Troopers; Heathers; Superman Returns; Monsters Inc.; Robocop 1 & 2; Escape From New York; Natural Born Killers; Trainspotting; Ginger Snaps 1, 2, 3; 28 Days Later; The Departed; Brick; Grindhouse; Big Trouble In Little China; more...

Television:

Battlestar Galactica; The Fight Network; The NFL Network; The Tick; The Simpsons; Family Guy; The Discovery Channel; Inked; Miami Ink; UFC; Pride; K1; Star Trek; Star Trek: TNG; Star Trek: DS9; Star Trek Voyager; Jackass; The Ultimate Fighter; The Wire; Clone High; Kink; Shark Week; Invader Zim; Farscape; Firefly; Buffy the Vampire Slayer; Angel; Entourage; The Most Dangerous Catch; The NFL; Deadwood; Futurama; The Daily Show; The Colbert Report; Robot Chicken; Frisky Dingo; more...

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club; Diary; Survivor; Choke; Lullaby; Rant; etc.); The Lord of the Rings; The Harry Potter Series; Artemis Fowl; Moby Dick; Les Miserables; Dante's Divine Comedy; Nietzsche; Cancer as a Social Activity; Rollins; Paradise Lost; Starship Troopers; The Cat Who Walks Through Walls; Gun with Occasional Music; the Dictionary; Enter the Babylon System; any of the numerous comics/graphic novels lent to me by James: The Watchmen; V for Vendetta; Bone; The Authority; Powers; 100 Bullets; Preacher; The Punisher; Daredevil; She-Hulk; Spider-man; Birds of Prey; Wonder Woman; X-men; Batman: Contagion; Batman: Arkham Asylum; Sin City; Avengers; Invincible; 7 Soldiers of Victory; Queen and Country; The Sandman; many more...

Heroes:

J. Robert Oppenheimer; Mikhail Timofeevich Kalashnikov; Horace Smith and Daniel B. Wesson; Dr. Richard Jordan Gatling; Louis F. Fieser; Edmund Heckler, Theodor Koch, and Alex Seidel; Samuel Colt; Albert L. Weimorts Jr.; John Moses Browning

My Blog

"A Cunning Linguist, Vol. II"

I've posted some of my lyrics from Whore for a Heart (the band I scream/sing in) on this blog before, as well as some poetry/writing, because, well, it's better than posting about what I had for lunch...
Posted by The Gramlich on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST

"Two by two, hands of blue..."

Two Names You Go By:1.) The Gramlich.2.) Jerk.Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:1.) My wounds, worn as badges, turned to weights...2.) a Coalesce T-shirt.Two Things You Want Badly At The Moment:1.)...
Posted by The Gramlich on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 02:43:00 PST

"You're holding back again, you said, you wouldn't..."

THIRTEEN FAVORITES01. Television show: The Wire, Battlestar Galactica.02. Flower: The dried, dead kind...03. Color: Purple, because black's not a colour, right?04. Sport: Football, MMA.05. Store at th...
Posted by The Gramlich on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:28:00 PST

"Three Days..."

Three of Your Everyday Essentials:1. Tylenol 32. 7-UP3. AcidophilusThree Things You Are Wearing Right Now:1. My heart, stapled to my sleeve...2. Darth Vader boxers3. Second Nature Recordings T-shirtTh...
Posted by The Gramlich on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:12:00 PST

Your final answer?

1. Honestly, what color is your underwear?-Black, like my heart! 2.) Honestly, whats on your mind?-"I don't want to be alone anymore..."3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?-Listening to Cash, an...
Posted by The Gramlich on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 08:51:00 PST

"Stop! Survery Time!!!"

1. You have 10 bucks and need to buy snacks at a gas station, what do you get?-Sour Cream and Bacon Ruffles and some sort of cola beverage, preferably Seven-Up.2. If you had to be reincarnated as some...
Posted by The Gramlich on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 12:59:00 PST

"These words failed her..."

I'm been meaning to post some of my writing for a while now, just had to get around to copying it from drunken, bloody notes scribbled in a well-worn book that was even lost once or twice. Anyone...
Posted by The Gramlich on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 09:26:00 PST

"You're not killing time, time is killing you..."

1)Where do you like to sit at the movie theater? -Front row centre, unless I'm with someone, because they usually don't want to sit that close, maybe three to five rows back then.   2) Where's th...
Posted by The Gramlich on Sun, 14 May 2006 07:15:00 PST

"Shoot the hostage..."

1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?No, that would imply having someone love or care enough about me (preferably female) and have a relationship last longer than the morning after. A girl once asked...
Posted by The Gramlich on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:06:00 PST

26 letters, vowels and consonants...

A - Available? -Usually. "Pick up the phone, I'm always home, call me anytime..." B - Best Friend(s)? -I don't believe in friendship. There are only people who use and get used; it's sad, but there it...
Posted by The Gramlich on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:54:00 PST