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About Me

Satanic with darkly humorous overtones..hints of sarcasm and a nice evil finish...goes well with spicy dishes...
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Featured Blog: Racial Comedy Not a Laughing Matter
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Read at Stage Time magazine....interesting take!

My Interests

comedy, music, literature, graphic design, theater, writing, film, video, travel, cooking...

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Bill Hicks is a God...we need him now as much as ever.

I'd like to meet:

All the cool mo fo's and bad asses. Funny people. Probably you.

Music:

Everything from Hip Hop to Opera. J5, Roots, Slayer, Maceo Parker, Miles, Monk, Luther Allison (Bernard is a bad ass too..), SRV, Puccini, Decemberists, Portishead, Poison, Burning Spear, Bob Marley, Johnny Cash, Willie, Waylon and the boys, Beatles, Stones, Who, Sabbath... You get the idea. Oh yeah... Fuck Clear Channel and Corporate crap.

Movies:

Interesting and engaging stuff... Kurosawa, Tarantino, Wells, Hitchcock, Scorsese, Coppolla... Films like Usual Suspects, Memento, Sin City, Citizen Kane, Being John Malkovich, Blues Brothers, Raising Arizona (and most all Cohn Bros stuff), All Monty Python (even Jabberwocky..), Airplane, Top Secret, Wizard of Oz, Clerks, Down by Law.... It has to have style AND substance

Television:

I don't watch much television, but You Tube is addictive.
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Books:

I can't even begin to summarize this one. Palahniuk, Gaiman, Neil Stevenson, Shakespeare, J.K. O'Toole, Douglas Adams... I devour books. I am a literature sponge.

My Blog

Fun political quotes from da Tee Vee...

"He is a very thoughtful thinker..."Rep Marsha Blackburn on MSNBC re: McCainHeh. As opposed to a thoughtless thinker? I guess this is another ruse designed to separate McSame from McBush. Where do the...
Posted by Bill Dykes on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:45:00 PST

Movies and BBQ and debt..oh my.

Wacky May has melted into hot n sticky June, and the summer looks kinda bleak. I feel like my life has been shot from a cannon, but the trajectory is curving slowly downward. Getting a serious case of...
Posted by Bill Dykes on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:35:00 PST

Movies and BBQ and debt..oh my.

It ain’t boring..life, that is!

A funny discussion with a buddy at the bar last night involved the concept of "mid-life crisis". Now, first off, unless there are major advancements in the health care system, I have probably passed t...
Posted by Bill Dykes on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 04:52:00 PST

Ruination of Youth

Some years ago, when House of Blues was new to the Decatur street area, much of the neighborhood still had many of the, shall we say, unsavory aspects of its earlier days. After sound check one day, a...
Posted by Bill Dykes on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:58:00 PST

Dice Jockies Episode One

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZotv9CG_bE The debut of the new series: Four old friends spend their evenings playing D&D and talking crazy. In this, the first episode, Wally thinks the DM F...
Posted by Bill Dykes on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:14:00 PST

The Art of the Roast

I recently had the dubious distinction of being roasted. I was intrigued and agreed to the event gladly, mostly because I always love watching roasts. Dean Martin and ilk were always fascinating to me...
Posted by Bill Dykes on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:28:00 PST

Kill the Messengers, for they do not deliver the message

I have long been at a point where I believe many of us are quickly approaching...a point so tired of the offenses of the myopic media hate machine, that merely avoiding and tuning out their twisted, s...
Posted by Bill Dykes on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:55:00 PST

Out of bullets for now....

Not a big post...just to say I am back from Iraq, currently in Kuwait...One more show tomorrow night, then the airline iditarod back to NOLA and beer and crawfish and Hobz and friends...Miss ya'll. Mo...
Posted by Bill Dykes on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 05:57:00 PST

Djibouti 2

Not nearly the same energy/vibe as last night. Not bad..just not the follow up I'd hoped for.I forget how much older I am at times. Watch dated references.Sunburned scalp and neck.These are some of th...
Posted by Bill Dykes on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:31:00 PST