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Carrey B

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About Me

I'm just trying to do my thing and make people laugh. Right now I'm just hangin out in the D.C., Maryland area, post Katrina. I'm about to get back on the road and do my thing, so look for me in your space.


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My Blog

The D.C. Sniper

This wont take long.  After being in the D.C. area for the last four months, I now understand why there was a D.C. sniper.  It was caused by road rage.  It had to be, this is where the ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 12:48:00 GMT

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Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:33:00 GMT

To The Left, to the left.

Hey you ladies have got this song now that's like your anthem.  It's called Irreplaceable.  Every time it plays yall stand up and put your right hand over your left breast.  She put all...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:16:00 GMT

I Don't Want To Be The Old Man In The Club

I promised myself that once I turned 40 I would not be the old man in the club.  Ladies yall know who I'm talking about.  He'll be at the front door waiting for yall to come in.  If he'...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 13:41:00 GMT

Why do Black Babies Cry?

This is to all of the young parents out there.  I just want to give you an idea as to why black babies cry.  As a parent you need to be able to pick up on this.  I was in Popeye's the o...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 05:57:00 GMT

If I won the Powerball

I hear people talk about all of the things that they would do if they won the powerball.  Well let me tell you a couple of things that I would do. 1) I would not pay off all of my bills, why shou...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 06:58:00 GMT

Viagra

This is just a warning for anyone who trys Viagra, don't take that pill and then sit down to watch Josie and the Pussycats.  It will ruin your morning trust me I know first hand or should I say r...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:30:00 GMT

Homeless People

I'm not going to make fun of homeless people, hell I'm almost homeless myself thanks to a bi&?h named Katrina.  I just had to talk about this though, D.C. must be the homeless capitol of the ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 13:49:00 GMT

Katrina

The more I think about it, the more I think I dated a bi&?h named Katrina in high school and pissed her off.  People ask me now why did I stay in New Orleans during Katrina?  Heres why, ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 06:09:00 GMT