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BONELESS THURSDAYS Comedy: ひとりじゃない

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

my website:

my friends:

My standup videos are for mature audiences only! Seriously y'all, I'll tell your mommies on you! Keep in mind they're just jokes, and most of the things I say are outright lies. Don't get offended.

My life can pretty much be summed up by this video, though (except I'm a guy, not a girl)

My Interests

Stomping on arrows, standup comedy, anime, music, failing at any attempt to stop being single, being hypocritical, trying to become a better person than what I've become... and chicken.

I'd like to meet:

~A girl for me

~Educated people who have their own opinions on government; not just the "hip trendy" crap that pseudo-intelectuals have; conservative or liberal, republican or democrat, doesn't matter.I just want to meet more people who KNOW what they believe in. Also, people willing to have friendly debates and can accept other people's views at least a bit.

~Other standup comedians.

~Christopher Walken

~People who can put up with my hypocritical whining.

~Arrow-stompers.

~Smart people in general.

Pretty much in that order, but not neccisarily.

Music:

30footFALL, NOFX, The Offspring, Third Eye Blind, Greenday (older stuff), Sublime, Fountains of Wayne (older stuff), TWO-MIX, The Bloodhound Gang, , Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Propagandhi, The Vandals, Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, Nirvana, , Queen, Daft Punk, Lemon Demon, Presidents of the United States of America, Spitz, KC and the Shotguns, Warsaw Taxi, Fastball, Lucky Boy's Confusion, OK Go, Quruli, Chicago (DON'T JUDGE ME!), Cheap Trick, House of Pain, Reel Big Fish, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, X Japan, Matisyahu

Movies:

Tombstone, Rounders, Fight Club, The Untouchables, What Dreams May Come, The Big Lebowski, The Boondock Saints, Grave of the Fireflies, History of the World part 1, Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse movies (Expecially Chasing Amy, despite how other people feel about it), 300

Television:

HEROES!!!, Scrubs, The Critic, Red Dwarf, Cheap Seats, Showbiz Show w/ David Spade, Newsradio, Kung Fu, all the Law and Orders, Battlestar Galactica (the new one), various animes, and some others to lesser extents...

Books:

Desperation by Stephen King, Choke by Chuck Palahniuk... always up for suggestions. Lately I've been re-reading the classics such as The Art of War by Sun Tzu and The Prince by Machiavelli, but I want to also read the bible cover-to-cover, because I've read about all of it, but never straight through.

Heroes:

Other standup comedians (especially those who help others who are trying to grow in comedy), people who apply themselves, people who have strong beliefs and live by them, Marcus Aurelius.

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My Blog

What the HELL?! (stolen from Mike MacRae, REPOST!)

PROFESSOR FIRED FOR SAYING BLACKS HAVE DARKER SKIN THAN WHITESBy Leif RostraverThe Providence Reporter-HeraldA Boston College Professor has been as...
Posted by BONELESS THURSDAYS Comedy: rhŠXƒjD on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:43:00 PST

Christmas '06 was good to me

plus a good amount of cash for my savings so that I don't get charged for having under the minimum anymore....
Posted by BONELESS THURSDAYS Comedy: rhŠXƒjD on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:39:00 PST

Comedy and A-Kon

This blog entry is in 2 parts: Comedy and A-Kon 1) ComedyHouston's Funniest didn't go well, but at least I've learned things because of it... not what I expected to learn, but that's irrelevant. ...
Posted by BONELESS THURSDAYS Comedy: rhŠXƒjD on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 04:45:00 PST

MAWWIDGE! TWUE WUV!

I need to update more often... Houston's Funniest is in just over a week; y'all better go!  I applied for jobs at 2 Barnes and Noble-s, a Texas store in the Galleria, Banana Republic in the Galle...
Posted by BONELESS THURSDAYS Comedy: rhŠXƒjD on Mon, 22 May 2006 05:00:00 PST

New puppy and other things

Standup in Austin went very well, Sherman was good... THE ROCKETS TRADED MOOCHIE?!?  WHAT THE FUCK?!?  No love for that. I'm going to see NOFX w/ my brother in a week up north! If you're gon...
Posted by BONELESS THURSDAYS Comedy: rhŠXƒjD on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 01:04:00 PST

Christmas review

Christmas update: I had a pretty damned good Christmas if I do say so myself... 250 gig HD (broken; currently being returned)4 TenKay pix framedAquarium (+ eventually fish)!$500 cash OMGWTFBBQ~Chic-Fi...
Posted by BONELESS THURSDAYS Comedy: rhŠXƒjD on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 01:39:00 PST

Update on the hole in my back and other info

Hey peoples, what is up? My back is doing better... its not all healed yet, still have a hole in it, but it doesn't hurt as long as I take like 1 pain pill 2x a day, so that's not bad... I'm going to ...
Posted by BONELESS THURSDAYS Comedy: rhŠXƒjD on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 11:42:00 PST

My Health

Alot of you have been wondering why I have been having the away messages about pain and whatnot. Time for an explination. This is serious stuff, so PLEASE read all of it. Links go to definitions if yo...
Posted by BONELESS THURSDAYS Comedy: rhŠXƒjD on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 01:41:00 PST

Presents and Plans

Attention all y'all!  Read at least the 1st part of this, because it might be important to you. This is the list of people I plan on giving Christmas gifts to.  If you are on this list, don'...
Posted by BONELESS THURSDAYS Comedy: rhŠXƒjD on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 12:01:00 PST

Get-rich scheme and more!!!

Get rich scheme: Step 1:Buy X-Box 360Step 2: Sell on eBayStep 3: PROFIT!!! The PS2 was LESS rare than the 360 is, and LESS expensive, yet still broke over $2k on eBay.  I'm expecting no less for ...
Posted by BONELESS THURSDAYS Comedy: rhŠXƒjD on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:19:00 PST