My standup videos are for mature audiences only! Seriously y'all, I'll tell your mommies on you! Keep in mind they're just jokes, and most of the things I say are outright lies. Don't get offended.
My life can pretty much be summed up by this video, though (except I'm a guy, not a girl)
Stomping on arrows, standup comedy, anime, music, failing at any attempt to stop being single, being hypocritical, trying to become a better person than what I've become... and chicken.
~A girl for me
~Educated people who have their own opinions on government; not just the "hip trendy" crap that pseudo-intelectuals have; conservative or liberal, republican or democrat, doesn't matter.I just want to meet more people who KNOW what they believe in. Also, people willing to have friendly debates and can accept other people's views at least a bit.
~Other standup comedians.
~Christopher Walken
~People who can put up with my hypocritical whining.
~Arrow-stompers.
~Smart people in general.
Pretty much in that order, but not neccisarily.
30footFALL, NOFX, The Offspring, Third Eye Blind, Greenday (older stuff), Sublime, Fountains of Wayne (older stuff), TWO-MIX, The Bloodhound Gang, , Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Propagandhi, The Vandals, Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, Nirvana, , Queen, Daft Punk, Lemon Demon, Presidents of the United States of America, Spitz, KC and the Shotguns, Warsaw Taxi, Fastball, Lucky Boy's Confusion, OK Go, Quruli, Chicago (DON'T JUDGE ME!), Cheap Trick, House of Pain, Reel Big Fish, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, X Japan, Matisyahu
Tombstone, Rounders, Fight Club, The Untouchables, What Dreams May Come, The Big Lebowski, The Boondock Saints, Grave of the Fireflies, History of the World part 1, Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse movies (Expecially Chasing Amy, despite how other people feel about it), 300
HEROES!!!, Scrubs, The Critic, Red Dwarf, Cheap Seats, Showbiz Show w/ David Spade, Newsradio, Kung Fu, all the Law and Orders, Battlestar Galactica (the new one), various animes, and some others to lesser extents...
Desperation by Stephen King, Choke by Chuck Palahniuk... always up for suggestions. Lately I've been re-reading the classics such as The Art of War by Sun Tzu and The Prince by Machiavelli, but I want to also read the bible cover-to-cover, because I've read about all of it, but never straight through.
Other standup comedians (especially those who help others who are trying to grow in comedy), people who apply themselves, people who have strong beliefs and live by them, Marcus Aurelius.
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