confusing my cat (Roger), shaving my cat (Roger), using capital letters in various MySpace applications, dreaming, tapioca tea, obsessively seeking out new Ben-n-Jerry's flavors, making things happen, anything roux-based, taking risks, snugglin'
new interests include no-impact jogging machines; staring at a new-fangled jogging machine-stair master hybrid, thinking of the one time I did use it and how it beat the crap outta me and then continuing with the no-impact machine I'm on; shrugging my shoulders while holding heavy dumbells (it's like someone is asking, "Hey, what are you doing with those dumbells," and I answer, "I dunno."); planning meals with the most healthy, tasty food and the fewest Kcalories (antelope & baby portabellas with rice? Yes, sir!); fitting into clothes that didn't fit four months ago; wrestling for laughs with DOOMSDAY
I'd like to meet:
an especially dangerous Dug named Sebulba [networking], Mister Rogers [friendship], myself with boobies [dating & relationships]
Music:
mostly good music although i do concede to liking some bad music as well
Movies:
Dr. Strangelove, The Graduate, The Three Amigos, Diva, Repo Man, Urgh--A Music War, Amelie, Buckaroo Bonzai, Audition, Ed Wood, Thank You For Smoking, Anchorman, Tie Me Up Tie Me Down, Napolean Dynamite, The Comedians of Comedy, Shaun of the Dead, Patriot Act: A Jeffrey Ross Home Movie, Coffee and Cigarettes, Mystery Train, Ichi the Killer
Television:
Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Sopranos, Penn & Teller: Bullshit, Reno 911, Dr. Katz, Home Movies, Get a Life, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Pilot Season (on Trio when it existed), Mr. Show, Harvey Birdman-Attorney at Law, Little Britain, Sea Lab 2021, Creature Comforts
Books:
i can't read. i never learned how. i wish i could read. it would make my work as a writer much easier. [sigh]
If I could read, I would have so many books on cat molestation. You have no idea.
That David Sedaris is one funny fella, ain't he?
Heroes:
is a great David Bowie song. Wallflowers does a nice cover of it, too. "I wish I could swim like dolphins can swim." Does Bowie wanna be the Man from Atlantis? He wasn't a superhero really. But boy, could that wet cracka swim!
