retraction |
to the good people that read my bulletins and subscribe to my blog:it pains me to inform you that my last hilarious rant about packing peanuts had what we in the biz call an "untruth."i've been inform...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:48:00 GMT |
PACKING peanuts? more like FUCKING peanuts |
getting married is a blessed event filled with love, family, and gifts. and with the gifts comes the packing peanuts. and with the packing peanuts comes the FRUSTRATION of having a thousand tiny ele...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:30:00 GMT |
myspace photos for losers: 101 |
for all of you ugly fucks that feel it necessary to cut your friends/ boyfriends/ girlfriends/ neighbor's dog/ momma/ poppa/ stranger at a club out of your full body photo, because it's the ONE PIC YO...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 03:22:00 GMT |
GOOGLE CUT AND SHOOT |
This is a test...if anyone finds this through a google search of "cut and shoot"email me and i might buy you fourteen beers.viva la CUT AND SHOOT!
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 10:55:00 GMT |
Happy Birthday, Lindy Steadman |
Happy birthday, Lindy SteadmanAfter years of excessive drinking, drug use, sleep deprivation and mild disinterest in honing memorization skills, I've found myself toying with the notion that the few b...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:30:00 GMT |
Molly Bicycle The Funder Ridesickle |
To My Friends, Foes, And The Forgotten.Yesterday I invested in a new bike which I've lovingly dubbed "Molly Bicycle The Funder Ridesickle" By the way - "Ridesicle" rhymes with "Bicycle" but it doesn'...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:03:00 GMT |
Waxing Poetic |
As a marvelous surprise my new fiancé decided to treat me to an extensive overhaul at a highly acclaimed Manhattan day spa. And to show my gratitude, I opted to upgrade the wax from bikini to Brazili...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 14:37:00 GMT |
NYC Extreme Sports |
Hello Friends, Fans, Foes, Those Who've Forgotten Me, And Those I've Forgotten...Next week I begin my new crazy schedule at my new school. It's prompted me to make better use of my time. For instanc...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:38:00 GMT |
I, WASP, Mother, Liar: a short story |
Rosa had already left for the day and I could hear the girls acting up from the nursery. Emily screamed "Mommy loves me more!" And Hanna screamed back "No she does not!" They toppled out of the ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 20:22:00 GMT |
The Bus Driver: a short story |
The Bus Driver As Eldon stood shivering by the bus stop, puffs of breath proved it was even colder than that dumb-ass weatherman said it would be. Another shitty Tuesday, the words shuttered out...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 20:19:00 GMT |
