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Kiana Dancie

"I see you seeing me! LOL!!"

About Me

Kiana S. Dancie, born in Cleveland, Ohio and raised in Atlanta, was blessed with the gift of gab and great sense of humor! Her beaming personality and lively, sarcastic humor have drawn attention and laughs from others since her youth. She has performed in many plays as a young student and has served on the panel of the TV production Mocha Brown as a member of the Houston Queens of Comedy. Both Friends and family alike encouraged her to showcase her raw talent by taking it to the stage.Despite growing up in a single parent dwelling, and experiencing several silent months of child molestation at the hand of a family friend, Dancie has excelled, using the tragedy as fuel for her personal achievement with the devout support of her family. She quickly gained popularity with her impromptu performances and has played at many venues across the country. Audiences applaud her no-nonsense “in your face” routines time & time again. She has been privileged to open for some of the biggest names in comedy, including, Mo’Nique, Sheryl Underwood, Alex Thomas, Hope Flood, Renaldo Rey, Luenell, Shawn Harris, Ronnie Jordan, Kier Spates, Ali, Black Prince and many more. As the producer of Komedy Kocktails, a column published in Houston Style Magazine and Style and Substance Magazine; she has interviewed many comedians including Dave Chappell, Eddie Griffin, Mo’Nique, EarthQuake, Rickey Smiley, Tony Roberts, Sommore, D.L. Hughley and many more.Dancie obtained her B.A. degree in Marketing from Georgia Southern University in 2001. A gifted performer, writer and host, she has collaborated with several agencies and coordinated fund-raising initiatives, celebrity birthday bashes, basketball games, parties and other special events including homecoming activities at various universities. Always armed with plenty of dramatic stories to share about her colorful life experiences, she is also a graduate of the John Casablanca modeling school and exemplifies the confidence and poise necessary for success in the entertainment industry.For booking Information: Off Hollywood Productions Jalene Mack, Attorney/Producer/Actress/Writer 2207 North MacGregor Way Houston, Texas 77004 713.661.6225 office / 281.565.4449 fax [email protected] www.JaleneMack.comI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts! Myspace Graphics

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Patti LaBelle, Nelson Mandela, Hilliary Clinton and Barak Obama, Queen Latifah, Bernie Mac and Laveranues Coles of the NY Jets

Music:


Movies:

PRETTY WOMAN,TRANSFORMERS, IRON MAN, THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA

Television:

Oprah, America's Next Top Model, History Channel, Forensic Science, Dirty Jobs, and Comedy Central

Books:

Who Moved My Cheese, Rich Dad Poor Dad and The Comedy Bible

Heroes:

My Mom!!! Aint nobody like her!! She is truly a one of a kind!

My Blog

10 Things Im Hating On!!! Part 3

1.      I'm so hating on the Big Boi & Killa Mike drama!! Wasn't that like so yesterday! Being from Atlanta myself, I understand the Big D!K swagger, but maaaaynne chill o...
Posted by Kiana Dancie on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:52:00 PST

10 Things Im Hating On!! Part 2

10 things I'm hating on!  1.       Fantasia- Who is this girl's friends?  Doesn't she have people that love her!!! My answer would be NO!!  This message is...
Posted by Kiana Dancie on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:47:00 PST

10 things Im hating on!!! -Check me out in OZONE MAGAZINE!!

10 things I'm hating on!! 1.      Chics that don't wear GIRDLES, SPANX, or Masking tape to hold in those rolls!!  SKINNY CHICS THAT'S YOU TOO!! Yes, I said TAPE!! ...
Posted by Kiana Dancie on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:45:00 PST

You know it, he know it, I know it! IM SINGLE!!

You know it, he know it, I know it&. I'm single! LOL!  I am having the most difficult time meeting guys on my level! I'm not saying that I am perfect, but I do have standards.  Let me tell y...
Posted by Kiana Dancie on Fri, 16 May 2008 03:54:00 PST

BOOTCAMP

Here I go again! Ive been working out at 5:30 in the MORNING and I am learning something about myself!  I hate working out, I hate sweating, I hate the pain and I hate my trainer!!! UGH!! She is ...
Posted by Kiana Dancie on Fri, 16 May 2008 03:25:00 PST

My "Who's Got Jokes" Experience!!

Ok, sooooo many of you are asking me how did the show go! I decided to just write so you guys can read it!  I got on the plan exhausted because I had been at Panama City Beach all week!...
Posted by Kiana Dancie on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:49:00 PST

KIM LEE TOOK THE ROOT!!!

For the past 6 months, I've been in SELF IMPROVMENT mode!  Lost some weight and began getting my eyebrows and under arms waxed! But, Ladies, you know when you go in for one thing; you a...
Posted by Kiana Dancie on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 11:35:00 PST

I havent changed a bit....

When I was in college, I had a vanity plate as my license plate!  Its was "DIVA 00", many people would ask me what that meant!  And this is what I said: "DIVA 00 means that Diva begin...
Posted by Kiana Dancie on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:50:00 PST

I want some I-N-D-I-A-N HAIR!!! LOL!

So, I've been looking for the finest hair available so I can get a sew in....well my friend buys her Indian hair from somewhere out west!  So, I start thinking that I want some INDIAN h...
Posted by Kiana Dancie on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:05:00 PST

Dating!

So, you know that I don't blog often, only because I don't want to bore you guys with my life, but- since you are here........ I am a single, successful, woman with no children-by choice and it seems ...
Posted by Kiana Dancie on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:27:00 PST