The Oldest Profession |
Polite society seems to be in agreement that the two oldest
professions, in chronological order, are that of prostitute and
soldier, but logically this really can't be true, regardless of how you
d...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 10:49:00 GMT |
Cruel Waking Life |
Last night I dreamt that it was my birthday, and I was at a restaurant with a bunch of people, and for dessert the waitress brought us Jenga made out of ice cream sandwiches.I now hate every moment of...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 05:36:00 GMT |
That name again is Mr. Plow |
The City of Buffalo wants to have it both ways. In the summer, they like to keep the opposite side of the street parking, and give out parking tickets liberally. The reason of course is that it could ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:59:00 GMT |
I’ll give you something to cry about |
The Geico caveman is the biggest baby ever. Most recently he was metal detecting on a secluded beach with his hot girlfriend and found a pair of car keys with a Geico keyring, so he threw a little tem...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:48:00 GMT |
Worst Song Ever |
On the bus today somebody's ringtone was Soulja Boy, that atrocious song from this past summer. It made me think about all the awful songs from the past year, and caused me to realize, and appreciate,...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 10:53:00 GMT |
Truth in Advertising |
There is still an ad at the top of my myspace page that asks: Who will be the next president, Obama or McCain? Answer for a free picture phone.I have never liked my odds for winning a free picture pho...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:28:00 GMT |
You go in the cage... |
...Cage goes in the Mohawk. Comedy's in the Mohawk. Our Comedy.
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:35:00 GMT |
RE: |
When you reply to someone's email and it puts the original message at the bottom of your new message, that original message is editable. And of course no one ever, ever goes back and reads their origi...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:34:00 GMT |
I Drive A Dodge Stratus!!!! |
I like the new Dodge Chargers so much that I'm tempted to get arrested by the Buffalo Transit Police just so I can ride in one. The problem is, I have absolutely no idea what crimes the Buffalo Transi...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:32:00 GMT |
Me and Sean Paul will destroy you |
So I got Def Jam: Icon for the PS3 this week. It is a hand to hand fighting game in which all of the fighters are real life hip hop stars, who have lent their voices and likenesses to the game. The cr...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 11:54:00 GMT |
