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About Me

hey this is going out to the people that are gonna read this , iam a dude first all and i have a middle east background which there was no point for me to say but i found out last year from a black dude that we are the NEW BLACK PEOPLE , it was like he was passing me the BATON of STRUGGLE.. iam living in toronto now doing stand up comedy and yes iam have to promote the shit out of me like rappers do because they do it the best... no one ever gets my race right when they first meet me someone told me iam jewish because of my big nose and glasses and italien for my big lips thats fucked up..... ------------------------------------------------------------ -----------NEW ALBUM COMING SOON!!!CHECK OUT MY SHOW.../

My Interests

comedy , hip hop, soccer

I'd like to meet:

richard pryor and dave chappelle and alicia keys

Music:

hip hop , rock and blues

Movies:

fear and loathing in las vegas, serendipty and requim for a dream

Television:

chappelle show

Books:

i havent read a damn book since grade school thats fuckin sad

Heroes:

this is corny but my parents. and richard pryor motherfuckers

My Blog

WE AINT TERRORISTS PROMO VIDEO CHECK OUT....

this is our promo video for the "We Aint Terrorists" Comedy show...Tour coming soon................ http://www.bbbshow.com/WAT
Posted by Dave Merheje Comedy on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST

COMEDY AINT DEAD.......

i heard a comic say comedy is dead , well that aint so i think comedians make it difficult then it is, look man jus go on stage be ya self and have fun , it aint about shit but makin motherfuckers lau...
Posted by Dave Merheje Comedy on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:22:00 PST

TO all the Haters.....

Dear Hater, you need to stop hating others for there success and worry about ya self. maybe you should go see a movie or play chess get ya mind of hating its sad dude.....i dont know what to say i tr...
Posted by Dave Merheje Comedy on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:04:00 PST

TO MY WIFEY MICHELLE....

Michelle i know you far away and this may sound corny but you in my heart....i owe , you were there for me in LA when i got robbed.....i love you for that......... hope too you soon........
Posted by Dave Merheje Comedy on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:37:00 PST

GET OUT ENTERTAINMENT THE BEGINNING

YES SIR THATS RIGHT WE FORMING A COMPANY WITH CEO MARK REVY AKA BIG POPPA RUNNING THINGS AND ME ON THE ROSTER TO START WITH..LOOK OUT FOR THE FIRST SHOW CALLED GIRLZ GONE WILD COMEDY SHOW FEATURING TO...
Posted by Dave Merheje Comedy on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:12:00 PST

New Comedy Video

My new Video's now up, let me know what you think http://www.peteranthony.net/dave.mov
Posted by Dave Merheje Comedy on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:10:00 PST

US CUSTOMS VS DAVE MERHEJE(I GOT ARRESTED)

I GOT ARRESTED AT BUFFALO CUSTOMS AND THEN RELEASED IT WAS SCARY EXPERIENCE BUT IAM ALL GOOD/...CHECK ME OUT ON STAGE TO FURTHER EXPLAIN...
Posted by Dave Merheje Comedy on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:20:00 PST

IS THAT A COMPLIMENT( I MAY HAVE SPELLED IT WRONG)

A girl said i look LIKE LL cool J got HIT BY A DORK LOL.....
Posted by Dave Merheje Comedy on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 05:21:00 PST

MY NEW PROMO COMEDY CD...

I JUST GOT DONE A PROMO MIXTAPE....10 MINS OF MY COMEDY ACT SHOT LIVE IN TORONTO , NEW MATERIAL EMAIL ME IF YOu WANT COPY only 5 bucks..... www.davecomedy.net...
Posted by Dave Merheje Comedy on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:24:00 PST

DUDES THING ABOUT SEX TOO MUCH

i realized men are so sex driven....i was with this girl and we go to a club and later on in the night i catch her kissing another dude. So she runs up to me like iam sorry it didnt mean nothing i lik...
Posted by Dave Merheje Comedy on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 07:42:00 PST