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Adam Eppenstein

About Me

I'm a stand up comic, originally
from Chicago, but now I live in LA.
Come check out a show sometime.
(see calender above)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that can take a joke.

My Blog

The Real News - August 5th 2008

Accused 'underwear researcher' faces 19 indictments CINCINNATI (AP) -- A man accused of conning parents into allowing him to be alone with their children to conduct a "marketing survey" of underwear ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:29:00 GMT

The REAL News - 07/21/08 Edition

Deputies believe inmate lost weight to escape WALLER COUNTY, TX (KTRK) -- The Waller County Sheriff's Office believes Darryl Layne Norris, 26, hatched an escape plan to literally slip out of the Wall...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:52:00 GMT

The REAL News - Edition Six

Rapper DMX accused of taking someone's identity PHOENIX, Arizona (AP) -- Rapper DMX was arrested at a Phoenix, Arizona, mall Saturday on suspicion of giving a gave a false name and Social Security num...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:00:00 GMT

The REAL News - Edition Five (short edition)

Voters to decide on naming sewage plant for Bush  (I love this story, it's so stupid.) SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) -- A measure seeking to commemorate President Bush's years in office by slap...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:54:00 GMT

The Real News - Edition Four (short edition)

Gramm: We need more leadership, less whining.... Phil Gramm, a top adviser to Sen. John McCain, on Thursday stood by his comment that the country is in a "mental recession," (Of course "mental recessi...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 06:45:00 GMT

The REAL News - Edition Three

The REAL News 12/28/07 JENA, Louisiana (AP) -- The 2006 fire that badly damaged the high school in this east-central Louisiana town had nothing to do with the racial tension that led to a civil right...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:00:00 GMT

The REAL News - Edition Two

This is new blog I am going to try to keep up.  It's just the news from CNN.com, with my own little added comedic comments.  Enjoy (or more likely read it and think "What is the matter with ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:00:00 GMT

The REAL News - Edition One

This is new blog I am going to try to keep up.  It's just the news from CNN.com, with my own little added comedic comments.  Enjoy (or more likely read it and think "What is the matter with ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 23:11:00 GMT