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The Joker

Slightly Twisted With a Cherry on Top

About Me

"i'm a pleasure to have in class'...that's what was on most of my report cards in high school...so was 'potential to do much better'...and I believe those sum it up best!I have three goals left in life:1. Be in a Troma movie 2. Get married at least once, preferably a girl with American citizenship 3. move to a bigger city. I mean, Toronto is big, but i can still walk everywhere -

My Interests

Comedy, musicians, film work and videography, comic books, aka x-men and batman...love the arts, and character work, and clown...man, I love entertainmentLove books, and soul searching...love meeting new people more so than normal...love using the word love to over emphasize how i feel about things...don't you just love it?

I'd like to meet:

my msn messenger is [email protected] if you want to talk to me more frequently... Which Rocky Horror character are you?
You are Eddie. You no-good kid you, party on to the grave.
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Music:

In no specific order, The Who, Talking Heads, Tom Jones, 50's pop, Supertramp, some Depeche mode, Joan Jett and Blondie...love musical soundtracks,such as Les Miserable and Cabaret, CCR, Pink Floyd, Who's Tommy rocks, hulk hogans and the Wrestling Bootband album,Brooks and Dunn, Fog Hat, Frank Sinatra (love and marriage), Was (not was), The Beatles, Max Webster is the best!, The Travelling Wilburrys, George Baker Selection, Stealers Wheel, Gerry Rafferty, The Doors, The Pretenders, T-Rex, U2, Honky Tonk Man, Nick Cave, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Oingo Boingo

Movies:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show, 70's horror flicks and musicals, Phantom of The Paradise, Jurrasic Park, Reservoir Dogs, Zoolander, Gremlins 2, and then Gremlins 1. Star Wars, Kill Bill, The Who's Tommy, The Princess Bride, Back to the future, Chicago, Jesus Christ Superstar, Anything Batman, Spider-man 2, Texas chainsaw Massacre, Nightmare on Elm st, Scream trilogy, X-men, Walk like a man, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Shock Treatment

Television:

umm, I bought the first season of Twin Peaks, and i really liked that, i also have the first season of Kids in The Hall, and i like that...other than that, I haven't had tv for like 2 years...read a book people

Books:

Atlas Shrugged, Oliver Twist, Crime and Punishment, Alice in Wonderland, Waiting for Godot, The fountainhead is worth a read, the bible, Batman comics like the killing joke and Arkham Asylum. Picture of Dorian Gray, Catch 22,Hitch Hikers guide to the Galaxy,The Phantom of The Opera, Neil Gaimans 'The Sandman'

Heroes:

The Joker, Bob Geldolf, Andy Kaufman, Jake "the Snake" Roberts, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Hulk Hogan, Gene Wilder, Jason Asselstine

My Blog

Black Christmas, Black Children, Black Movie

I went to see 'Black Christmas' today, at the Famous Players located near Yonge and Eglinton. (not to be confused with the Ciniplex in the Eglinton shopping centre), and it was one of the worst movie...
Posted by The Joker on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:01:00 PST

Dismember in December

I'm a big supporter of showing disturbing images, be it in cartoons or live action entertainment, to children. i think it's the funniest thing ever. I'm also really big on phoning my mom at the l...
Posted by The Joker on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST

I'm an angry consumer, or customer

remind me to file a complaint with HMV for shitty service, at all locations in Toronto except the one at Yonge and Dundas. also, if anyone knows the complaint e-mail, so I don't have to write a l...
Posted by The Joker on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:33:00 PST

I hope English speaking people start working in fast food again

so, I love donuts. I frequently go to Tim Hortons. I went to the one at Eglinton and Yonge. Every employee was Oriental, every single one...including half the customers. Just fine, but as I recall fro...
Posted by The Joker on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:31:00 PST

Kudos

what the fuck good are the Kudos, i mean, they got to be worth something, cause you have the option to give people 1 or 2...so they got to be redeemable some how, right? Well, if they are, I hope it's...
Posted by The Joker on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:47:00 PST

Supertramp is not good workout music

I just tried to exercise to Supertramps, Breakfast in America...let me tell you, it's pretty hard to do push-ups to 'Goodbye Stranger'. I remember there was one Valentines day up here, where I was do...
Posted by The Joker on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:51:00 PST

Mold Monsters name is Shannon

so, there's this guy named Mold Monster, myself and Billy Housh discovered him at first lingering around lakeshore and kipling...we road the bus with him, he talked of C.S.I. and smelled of crotch. He...
Posted by The Joker on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:31:00 PST

a give a little bit of your love to me

see the man with the lonely eyes, oh take his hand, you'll be surprised... Hurray summers over, brooding season is coming up...ha. So, no matter how much older I get, girls are still a super enigma to...
Posted by The Joker on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:04:00 PST

Freak Out + work

so, freaked out at work, Hardrock cafe, cause I can't take the insanity of doing dishes in solitude and silence for 9hrs a day, so I just got ready to walk out, and then got to talk to the GM and a ma...
Posted by The Joker on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 06:54:00 PST

behind Blue Dishes

The Who are coming to Toronto, and I won't be able to get tickets right away, if at all because i'll be at work, I also have to cancel a show in Buffalo, and cancel an audition for a horror movie, one...
Posted by The Joker on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 08:43:00 PST