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Robert Ariss Hills

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a 22 year old comedian, located in the greater toronto area.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A transformer. One that converts from robot to large coffee mug. Then, I would like to meet one that converts from robot to coffee maker. Now, this relationship would seem ideal. But, through in depth conversation, I would find that the coffee mug is a Decepticon, so i would have to drink the coffee directly from the coffee maker. The coffee mug and I would send emails to each other, now and then.

My Blog

my mac had a heat stroke

Alright. I did a show sunday, after working a seven hour shift. I got home, and my mac wouldn't turn on. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo. i'm incomunicato BUT! I still want to see everyone i ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 13:59:00 GMT

meet mic

i'm a rapper in disguise!or, to be more raw and direct, i'm a lyricist that lacks the personal confidence to persue the artform.here are some of my rhymes, the ones infront of me that weren't erased w...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 21:32:00 GMT

But Then What Will The Sky Be?

Lauren Mother Fucking Schell.This is a web-log made just for you.Why, you ponder, perhaps even tilting your head with a coy smile?Becaues I can't access your MySpace page.And can't add any comments.Wh...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 18:37:00 GMT

Black Tic Tacs part 2

Before my eyes opened, I grabbed the scotch off the nightstand. The window was still open, and was producing an environment far too cold for my body to operate. The world outside had been blanketed, a...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 17:11:00 GMT

Black Tic Tacs

One of my friends wanted me to write a weekly colomn for his website.Here's week one, i've give you a link once the website's up.......................................................... .............I...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 21:21:00 GMT

know your limits, kids.

Before I went to work today, I got a lil treat in the form of Salvia. NdotBdot: It's been quite a while since I've smoked salvia. If you are unaware of the existance of Salvia, or simply wish to...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 21:27:00 GMT

My actual Journal

Is here.http://www.livejournal.com/users/roberthills
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT