I'd like to meet:
I once was lucky enough to have someone with a higher IQ than mine ask me, "Who I'd like to meet?" Well, of course this wasn't an easy question to answer, so I didn't give an answer right away. I went home had a Two Six of Dr.Mcgillicuddy's peach schnapps and slept on it for 8 days...on the eighth day I awoke. My vision quest was at an end. Pantless, dry mouthed and suffering from menopause I found the wise one who asked me the question.
...And to make a long story short it turns out the person I would like to meet is not a person at all but an under rated talented band... Van Halen. "Might as well jump!" It couldn't be anymore true.