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About Me

I'm in the slave trade business... I make 20 milion Israeli yen per month.
FUCK DANCING, THE BEACH AND PLAYING GUITAR, EVERYONE SAYS THAT BORING SHIT.
IMPORTANT NOTICE: I like to work out. It's important to me. If I don't work out, I'll get old and fat and ugly faster. Not good. I hope you like to work out as well, because... well... I think I just said it.
I do what I want and when I want it. I'm a selfish prick and if I was modest, I would be perfect.
I never run over animals.
I brush my teeth for an hour every day.
I'm extremely talented at cooking and have been known for cooking cereals for breakfast. I know, I know, you're asking yourself, was he born with that? the answer is yes. (MOM I LOVE YOU!)
I am highly ambitous, I always get what I want.
You don't want to play pool with me, even though I usually don't take people's money. JUST KIDDING, IF YOU DONT PAY UP, ILL BEAT YOU UP SOOO BAD.
I'm also an undefeated champion of backgammon.
I DELETED TOM !
If you want to know more you have to.... work at the MUSAD or something...

My Interests

SMOKING AND DRUGS ARE FOR WEAK PEOPLE

I LOVE performing magic for kids, surfing, sun-bathing, and.. hot girls! (who knew?)

I love waking up and seeing the blue sky outside my window. If the sky is gray, I just role over and sleep :)

I HATE(!) People who call me in the morning.

I'd like to meet:

If I had to write a newspaper personal, it would read like this: "handsome cultured intellectual with a big dick seeks beautiful woman in long-term committed relationship for purposes of making husband..boyfriend insanely jealous for purposes of securing diamonds, jaguars, new home in prestige area and beach property. Multi-orgasm training included at no charge."

Music:

I like a bit of everything.
Bob Marley, Frank Sinatra, Infected Mushroom, The Verve, 50 Cent, Andrea Bocelli, Linkin Park, Will Smith, Ziggy Marley, Skazi, Enya, Coldplay, Black eyed Peas, Alanis Morissette, Groove Coverage, Venga Boys, Evanescence, Sonata Arctica, Muse, Yellowcard, Greenday, Elvis Presley...

Movies:

Forrest gump, Pulp Fiction, The Lion King,Gladiator, The Godfather, The Shawshank Redemption, The Lord Of The Rings, The Matrix, Fight club, LÃ©on, American History X, James Bond, Basic Instinct, Cruel Intentions, BORAT, The Incredibles, The Green Mile and MANY more.

Television:

WHO THE FUCK HAS TIME?!(Prison Break, Heroes)

Books:

The Giving Tree

Heroes:

Margol, Sponge bob.

My Blog

Toy Soldier

Dear citizens of earth! (and all you women out there who crave my hot earlobes)This Thursday, i'm enlisting in the army. If you hoped for some philosophical piece of shit, you aren't going to get it. ...
Posted by Simba on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:05:00 PST