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Anonymous Johnson

...I swalled his facade 'cause I'm so eager to identify with someone above the ground...

About Me


You are a
Social Liberal
(70% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(15% permissive)

You are best described as a:
Socialist
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What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.comFree Myspace PicturesUnderoath, Anberlin, As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, Blindside, Korn, Fall Out Boy, Mae, Nine Inch Nails, My Chemical Romance, Norma Jean, Drowning Pool, Relient K, All American Rejects, Hinder, 3 Doors Down, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, Hawthorne Heights, Senses Fail, Jimmy Eat World, Unearth, Sum 41, A.F.I., Funeral for a Friend, Snow Patrol, Staind, Him, Switchfoot, Puddle of Mudd, Death Cab for Cutie, Simple Plan, Foo Fighters, New Found Glory, Nickelback, Godsmack, Panic! at the Disco, Blink 182, Green Day, The Darkness, Disturbed, Good Charlotte, Yellowcard, Dashboard Confessional, Avenged Sevenfold, Evanescence, Avril Lavigne, Breaking Benjamin, Motion City Soundtrack, Angels and Airwarves, and all other suck-ass poser talentless worthless pathetic stereotypical Hot Topic promoting marketing tools and/or socially-degrading/culturally-manipulating feces can grow some testicles, practice and become somewhat more talented that you are now, and quit crying and pretending like you feel some sort of emotional angst that others just won't understand. Screaming is not talented; nor is your Eddie Vedder vocalization. This is an ultimatum. You will desist, or I will be forced to slay you.Hoorah for bands such as DragonForce, Primus, Alice in Chains, Tool, Pink Floyd, Rush, The Alan Parsons Project, Jethro Tull, and other bands with progressive talent, conceptual genius, and/or kickass riffs. These groups provide for listeners impressive instrumental knowledge and techniques, mind-opening or challenging lyrics, and beatass-ed-ness-ocity.

My Interests



I am interested in doing and saying things that challenge perspective and reasoning. I am into progressive music, progressive politics, and progressive Coca~Cola - tasty!I also enjoy reading novels and stories from the stated authors to the lower right and listening to music from the stated musicians to the lower right.I am also for kicking ass - Jesus Style! I enjoy a nice pair of slacks, ridiculous hats, shopping at Jelly's (hiding behind Cutter Ford in Aiea), and occassionally indulging in the heavenly feast of processed ham and pork shoulder known only as Hormel's SPAM.I now officially have a job at the finest theater in town. Yes, if I see you, I will say, "Hi." No, if you ask, I will not give you anything for free. "I've got kids to feed, Jack," and I don't want to get fired. I get paid little enough as-is.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Aldous Huxley, Arthur C. Clarke, Ray Bradbury, Roger Waters, Geddy Lee, Layne Staley, Keith Olbermann, Les Claypool, Sir Bob Geldof, Søren Kierkegaard, Ron Paul, Eric Idle, God, Joel Hodgeson and/or Michael J. Nelson, or numerous other authors/musicians/revolutionary icons. They're some pretty neat fellahs in da hood fa sho.

Music:


Which of the following artists on my playlist is the best?
Pink Floyd

System of a Down

Peter Gabriel

Rush

Primus

The Beatles

Tool

Yes

Styx

The Who

The Alan Parsons Project

(View Results)

Create a PollI own music from Alice in Chains, The Alan Parsons Project, Boston, DragonForce, Edgar Winter & Rick Derringer, Foreigner, David Gilmour, Led Zeppelin, The Mars Volta, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Pink Floyd, Queen, Radiohead, R.E.M., REO Speedwagon, Rush, Styx, Tool, Roger Waters, The Who, and "Weird Al" Yankovic, among other stuff, for which my masters whould look down upon me.

Movies:

My collection contains and is not limited to the following:2001: A Space Odyssey, 2010: The Year We Make Contact, Apocalypse Now, Catch-22, Children of Men, Crash, Fahrenheit 9/11, JFK, The Life Aquatic: With Steve Zissou, The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Collection - Volume II, Natural Born Killers, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, The Princess Bride, The Producers, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Schindler's List, Se7en, Thank You For Smoking, UHF, V for Vendetta, Peter Gabriel - Play The Videos, David Gilmour In Concert, Live 8, Live Aid, Pink Floyd Live in Pompeii, Pink Floyd - P*U*L*S*E, Primus - Hallucino-Genetics Live 2004, Queen - Live at Wembley Stadium, Rush in Rio, Styx and REO Speedwagon - Arch Allies, Roger Waters - In The Flesh: Live, Roger Waters - The Wall Live in Berlin, The Who Live in Boston, Woodstock - 3 Days of Peace and Music, "Weird Al" Yankovic Live!, and "Weird Al" Yankovic - The Ultimate Video Collection.

Television:

I have recently started watching The Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC. It's real journalism mixed with satire, sarcasm, and Bill O'Reilly bashing; we work quite well together. I also try to watch as many episodes of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, and Whose Line Is It Anyway as I possibly can. Don't mess with Headline News - Robin & Company; to hell with their Prime News programming. That and 24 still kicks ass. All hail Jack Bauer!

Books:

I have books from Douglas Adams, Henry Beard, Ray Bradbury, Arthur C. Clarke, Bobby Henderson, Michael Moore, George Orwell, Lemony Snicket, Jon Stewart, J.R.R. Tolkien, Jules Verne, and other neat stuff. Additionally, I enjoy Gary Paulson's work, and that of Elizabeth George Speare.

Heroes:

Praises be to Maddox, The Perry Bible Fellowship, Gandhi, Maynard James Keenan, Martin Luther, Upton Sinclair, Mike and Tim (the brothers who kissed me freshman year), The James, Pwesto, Bocculum, and the Naked Sacred Bovine found near the Frosted Nuts in the City of 7 Hills. "1-2-3-4-5-666!"

My Blog

THIS Is Real News

I snagged this from Yahoo! News. This is automatically the craziest news story of the year. Mary Yamaguchi - Associated Press, 5/10/07   TOKYO - A Japanese hospital opened the country's...
Posted by Anonymous Johnson on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:24:00 PST

Yes, I Went to Six Flags.

Physics Day at Six Flags Over Texas was neat. I won't bore you with details. Suffice to say I rode every roller coaster and paid way too much money for everything. The ride back was when it got i...
Posted by Anonymous Johnson on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:33:00 PST

We Have Ourselves to Blame

Below is my latest paper for English. Some of my long-standing readers may recognize this as the editorial essay that I wrote for my English class last year. I made some additions and deletions to mak...
Posted by Anonymous Johnson on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:34:00 PST

The Realities of Independent Politics (Part III)

"Seeing stupid people like that gives me hope for humankind - and by humankind I of course mean myself."  -  Me   There is already a swirling vortex of oppressive wind over who wil...
Posted by Anonymous Johnson on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:18:00 PST

The Best Album of the Decade

My good pal Preston likes to say that it's the best album of the last 50 years. It's good, but that's a long period of time, and many albums have come out - most notably "Dark Side of the Moon" by Pin...
Posted by Anonymous Johnson on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:43:00 PST

It's Spelled I-R-A-..N...?

Donald Rumsfeld has resigned, I had a birthday, James Brown and Gerald Ford have died, Christmas came and went with me working on both the eve and the day, and Saddam Hussein was hung for mu...
Posted by Anonymous Johnson on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:19:00 PST

I Support Michael Richards.

C-list comedian Michael Richards recently shouted some offensive racial insults at a few nice African American men at a comedy club. He is a disgusting racist and should be ashamed of himself for...
Posted by Anonymous Johnson on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:35:00 PST

Sailing the Seas of Primus

The follow is a rough documentation of the Primus-Day adventure.   2:30 pm: Prepared with driving directions, car keys, and music, Greg and I set out for Primus from our house. 2:43 pm: We stop a...
Posted by Anonymous Johnson on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:17:00 PST

I Rule.

As the title says, I rule. Here's a bulletin, which I shall destroy later:   New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME).Since the Pledge of AllegianceandThe Lord's Prayerare not allowed in mostpu...
Posted by Anonymous Johnson on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 07:26:00 PST

"What's The Alternative?"

For the past few years, it seems that an entirely new type of radio station has developed across the US. We still have our rap stations, classic rock, country, pop, and even some jazz music here and t...
Posted by Anonymous Johnson on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 12:28:00 PST