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Melissa the JESTER

EAT-SLEEP-BREATHE-PISS-FUCK-THINK-SCREAM

About Me

brutally honest, cynical, sarcastic, anger management problems, bi-polar disorder, shock entertainer, trouble maker, barbie hater, I despise pop stars and jesus people. I am pro-abortion (I hate you until you prove to me not to, I know, I'm a piece of shit asshole CUNT it comes with the chemical imbalance ..WAHhh!) I am an anti-christ. I love torture, RAPE, blood, bones, corpses, skulls. I am facinated by horror and violence. I have beyond sick fantasies. I worked as a Dominatrix for a while. I ran a club called Ritual (2686) for 4 yrs. I also manage go-go dancers and I am currently looking for a new metal band to pervert with my vocals. I take my lifestyle very seriously. I would take a bullet for my friends and run a bullet thru my enemies head with my bare hands..KISSES!!!..........................................
Create your own Friend Quiz here....... PEOPLE, I AM A GRAPHIC DESIGNER. I TOUCH UP MY PICTURES IN PHOTOSHOP I WANT YOU TO SEE THAT EVERY MAGAZINE PICTURE OF A MODEL, EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON TV, ITS ALL FAKE. EVERYONE TOUCHES UP THEIR PICTURES,(unless your so fucking perfect, in that case kill yourself, your boring) EVERY CELEBRITY, MUSICIAN, ACTOR AND ACTRESS. DOVE IS PROBABLY THE ONLY COMPANY RECOGNIZING THIS. PLEASE, ESPECIALLY GUYS- DONT EXPECT YOUR WOMEN TO BE PERFECT, WE ARE WHO WE ARE AND THAT MAKES US WONDERFUL. AND LADIES BE YOURSELF!!! TAKE A LOOK AT THIS

My Interests

I like pussy as much as dick. I sing/scream/growled in previous bands such as Bile and The Suffering. I am currently looking for new music. I am pretty much an asshole and I hate myself most of the time however, the things I can't do, I admit to. The things I can do very well I take pride in. you dont want to know me...I dont even want to know me.. I am not afraid to talk back and I am a misanthrope. I enjoy getting into controversial conversations. I love violent sex and rape fantasies. I like people that are not intimidated my me, and approach me. I'd love to meet you and pick your fucking brain...bring it my ladies and I . ..

I'd like to meet:

...SAM CAUGHT ME SINGING TO A STRAWBERRY WITH MY NAKED BOYFRIEND IN THE BACKGROUND..AHH YEAH YOU'LL LIKE THIS ONE, SHORT AND SWEET My friend Melissa
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Add to My Profile | More Videos .... I have met and befriended almost everyone I ever wanted to meet (fate has been lucky to me) however, if YOU want to meet ME it is at your own risk. I bite..................and of course if you dont listen to the DOGHOUSE you suck HAAAAM!!!! Ho Ho HO!! ME, JV, and ELVIS in the 92.3FreeFM studio when I was interviewed!!

JESTER-GYPSY QUEEN HEAD OF NY-LONG ISLAND CHAPTER
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Music:

my roots are in: METAL/THRASH/GRIND/DEATH/BLACK/INDUSTRIAL/EVIL CIRCUS MUSIC. however I love the occasional 90's ROCK/FUNK/TRANCE/JUNGLE ..

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Movies:

ANGRYPIT.com!!! good friends of mine that are always around to catch my debauchery ;)~

Television:

I am OBSESSED with HOUSE. thats what I watch and I touch myself during it. The only way I'll have him is thru photoshop, which is my hero

Books:

how about authors: RICHARD AND WENDY PINI, ANNE RICE, HOWARD BLOOM, POPPY Z. BRITE, SHELL SILVERSTEIN, ANTON LAVEY, MARILYN MANSON, DOUGLAS ADAMS, MAX BROOKS, STEPHEN COLBERT and some others....
My good buddy ROB GEE made this, its freaking great, thats all i have to say. WATCH IT!!

My Blog

CAYMAN ISLANDS VACATION BABY!!!!!

Wakey Wakey is the first video I bring you, where sam tries to wake me up, our first morning in the Caymans and steps on my pussy in the process.. width="425" height="350">..>me drunk at the bardrunk ...
Posted by Melissa the JESTER on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:25:00 PST

MY FRIENDS AND INFLUENCES .1 people that have changed my life

Rob (Anthraz) Brian (Shadows Fall) Paul (Slipknot)me and corey me and my buddy craig 133MZ drunk as FUCK (this is after I stole Clitsnots jager  hee hee heeeee)very DRUNK joey and Ithe sweet elf ...
Posted by Melissa the JESTER on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:27:00 PST

I died last weekend...literally

this past sat I made the worst mistake in my life. I'm not going to preach, but hopefully this will influence some of you to watch yourself.   I went to the tool show with some of my friends and ...
Posted by Melissa the JESTER on Fri, 26 May 2006 08:28:00 PST

CAR ACCIDENT

The other day i was driving on my way to work in the pouring rain at about 9:15 in the morn. I was about to make a left into the parking lot of my company when SMASH BAM!!! some jerky fucking hits the...
Posted by Melissa the JESTER on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:00:00 PST