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Sam

Let your freak flag fly

About Me

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Hey I'm Sam, what up. I'm crazy, sarcastic and outgoing. I love music and work around it all day. I like chillin, acting like a nut, you know the use. Yankee fan,Obvi. Typical New Yorker, fast paced baby, keep it movin'. I live on Long Island w/ me flat mates. I have a big obsession with John Travolta. Dont ask, It just is. I can't spell for the life of me. It's pretty bad actually. HBO is god. Showtime too. Dexter!! I watch a little too much TV. I wish I had a really obnoxious English accent. That would be sweet!! I laugh a lot. Mostly at inappropriate times. I strongly believe in Karma, so BE NICE! or that shits coming back your way. I'm not goth but Yes I wear a lot of black. It happens to be more slimming. OKAY? I'm really good at giving advice, but when it comes to me I'm completely clueless. I karaoke whenever possible. I like attention..I don't deny it. Drummers are my favorite member of the band. My mom calls me a social butterfly. I dance like no one's watching when everyone is. I'm that crazy girl in the car next to you rocking out like shes headlining the Garden. And if I see you looking, I'll rock out harder. I quote movies ALL the damn time. I'm a fan of striped tights, leg warmers, litte skirts, big poofy skirts, and bright ass makeup. Any excuse to wear fish nets it good by me. If you see anything neon/hot yellow buy it for me PLEASE and I'll be your best friend. I tend to surround myself with people that are just as strange as I am. If you can believe it, they do exsist

My Interests

Andy Botwin: Do you think there is rat spit in here? Like plague rat spit. Are we smoking plague?
Doug Wilson: No, no, fire beats plague. As soon as we lit it up it was safe, sterilized -Weeds

I'd like to meet:

→ John Travolta! Johnny Depp & Michael C. Hall-I♥Them!

Music:

→ # MY Music..
- 90's Music is my Favorite
- Guns n Roses
- Alice in chains
- Faith No More
- Billy Joel
- Queens of the Stone Age
- Stone Temple Pilots
- Pearl Jam
- The Beatles
- Mindless Self Indulgence
- System of A Down
- Audioslave
- Alanis
- Joe Cocker
- Sneaker Pimps
- Weezer
- Missy Elliott
- Live
- Eric Clapton
- Jimi Hendrix
- Outkast
- Derrick and the Dominos
- Janice Joplin
- Nirvana
- Soundgarden
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Incubus
- Sublime
- Biggie
- Rage
- Sarah Mclachlan
- Velvet Revolver
- Temple of the Dog
- Al Green
- Chevelle
- Fuel
- George Michael
- Heart
- Eminem
- DMX
- Aretha Franklin
- Bon Jovi
- Filter
- Bee Gees
- Green Day
- Pantera
- Kelly Clarkson
- Metallica
- Killers
- John Mayer
- Korn
- Joss Stone
- Spin Drs
- Busta Rymes
- Collective Soul
- Tool
- Stonesour
- Tupac
- Chillie Peppers
- Rihanna
- Doobie Bros.
- Foo Fighters
- Jay-Z
- Cream
- & whatever I can shake it to

Movies:

→ # My Movies
- Old School
- Spaceballs
- Pulp Fiction
- Basic
- Fight Club
- Shaun of the Dead
- From Dusk Till Dawn
- Kill Bill
- Face Off
- Anchorman
- Donnie Darko
- Little Miss Sunshine
- Good Fellas
- Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
- Matchstick Men
- Pirates of the Johnny Depp is so Hott
- Urban Cowboy
- The Departed
- The Bird Cage
- Closer
- In her Shoes
- Shopgirl
- Crash
- Office Space
- Seven
- Dead man on campus
- Half Baked
- My Cousin Vinny
- Swingers
- Walk the Line
- Matchpoint
- Good Will Hunting
- Snatch
- Xmen
- The Rock
- Waiting
- Bronx Take
- Secret Window
- Harold and Kumar
- Rent
- Blow
- National Tressure
- When Harry Met Sally
- Home for the Holidays
- Enemy of the State
- Broken Arrow
- Con Air
- Go
- The Bourne Flicks
- Clerks
- Dogma
- Oceans 11,12,13
- Flirting w/ Disaster
- Nightmare before Christmas
- Wedding Crashers
- Playing By Heart
- Ferris Buller
- 40 yr old Virgin
- & whatever Travolta is in.. I love that man!Ezekiel 25:17 "Say What Again" Pulp Fiction

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Television:

→ Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, Oz, Big Love, Entourage, Seinfeld, Law & Order SVU , Californication, Dexter & Weeds=">Six Feet Under Finale

Add to My Profile | MoreWeeds Tutorial on Masterbating
So You Think You Can Dance - Opening
Dexter: No Blood?

Books:

→ "I'm very literary. Sometimes I sit down and read an entire magazine. From cover to cover!" Postsecret, Overheard in Ny, A-Z encyclopedia of Serial Killers, Found, Final Exits

Heroes:

→ Dexter Morgan

My Blog

Diet Coke.. Sweet sweet diet coke

Thou shall not covet thy roomates Diet Coke: A true story about best friends I live with my best friend. We share everything like most friends do. DIET COKE is the only thing we fight about. We tried...
Posted by Sam on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:36:00 PST

to all the girls

who think like me..   -I don't know if im doing this right so heres the link too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bGuP7iig4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZoyfhG0Wwk  ...
Posted by Sam on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:31:00 PST

Samantha Doll

1). If you were a doll, the accessories packaged with you would be:  Samantha doll comes fully prepared to party with her very own Bud Light, Glass bowl and a dime bag.  Don't forget to get ...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST

Mitch Hedberg

**I think I was feeling a little sentimental at the time I wrote this Mitch Hedberg was a fabulously funny man, not to mention was about to reach incrediable heights in the comedy scene when he died.&...
Posted by Sam on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:21:00 PST

you will never believe this!

let me tell u a little story.. the other day i came home and saw a spider on my front door.  now this is no ordinary spider.  i have never seen a spider like this before.  and i know hu...
Posted by Sam on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:53:00 PST

home

thank god thank god all of this shit is over.  the past few months have been quite troublesome, aggravating, galling, irksome, irritating, bothersome, provoking, vexatious, annoying and stupid.&n...
Posted by Sam on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:27:00 PST

eyeballs

i feel like everyone sucks.  i want to rip out your eyeballs and start a collection of.. eyeballs.  i want to keep them in a big container.  like those things you get to save your ch...
Posted by Sam on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 08:55:00 PST

i hate roommates

why, why did i sign something that makes me live with people for a yr?  a whole flippen yr?  what the hell was i thinking?  exspecially with queen bitch ass and her stupid man king rage...
Posted by Sam on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST