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LoStPuMpKiN

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Im A Modern Man, A Man For The Millennium. Digital And Smoke Free... A Divested, Multi-Cultural, Post Modern, Deconstructionist, Political, and Anatomically, Ecologically Incorrect. Ive Been Up-linked, Ive been Downloaded, Ive been Imputed, and Outsourced. I Know the Upside of Downsizing, I know the Down sided of Up-grading. Im a High Tech Low Life. A Cutting Edge, State of the Art, Bi-costal, Multitasker. And I Can Give You A Giga Bite in a Nano Second. Im New Wave, But Im Old School.. And My Inner Child is Outward Bound. Im a Hot Wired, Heat Seeking, Warm Hearted. Cool Customer, Voice Activated. And Bio-Degradable. I Interface with my Database. My Database is in Cyber Space. So Im Interactive, Im Hypoactive, And From Time To Time Im Radioactive. Behind the 8 Ball, Ahead of the Curb, Riding the Wave, Dodging the Bullet. Pushing the Envelope. Im On Point, On Task, On Message, And Off Drugs. I Dont Need For Coke, and Speed. I Got No Erg to Binge and Purge. Im In The Moment, On the Edge, Over the Top, But Under the Rader. A High Concept, Low-Profile, Medium Range, Ballistic Missionary. A Street Wise Smart Bomb. A Top Gun Bottom Feeder, I Wear Power Ties, I Tell Power Lies, I Take Power Naps, I Run Victory Laps. Im A Totally, Ongoing, Bigfoot, Slam Dunk, Rain Maker, With a Proactive Outreach. A Raging Workaholic, A Working Rageaholic, Out Of REHAB, And In DENIAL.I Got A Personal Trainer, A Personal Shopper, A Personal Assistant. And a Personal Agenda. You Cant Shut Me Up, You Cant Dub Me Down. Cause Im Tireless And Im Wireless, Im A Alpha Male On Beta Blockers& Im A Non-Believer, And A Over Achiever. Laid Back, But Fashion Forward. Up, Front, Down, Home, Low Rent, High Matinence , Super Size, Long Lasting, High Definition, Fast Acting, Oven Ready And Built To Last. Im A Hands On, Foot Loose, Knee Jerk, Head Case, Pre-Maturely, Post Traumatic, And I Have A Love Child That Sends Me Hate Mail. But Im Feeling, Im Caring, Im Healing, Im Sharing, A Supporting Bonding, Nurturing Primary Care Giver. My Out Put Is Down, But My Income Is Up, I Take A Short Position On The Long Bond, and My Revenue Stream Has Its Own Cash Flow. I Read Junk Mail, I Eat Junk Food, I Buy Junk Bonds, I Watch Trash Sports. Im Gender Specific, Capital Intensive, User Friendly And Lactose Intolerant. I Like Rough Sex, I Like Tuff Love, I Use The F-Word In My E-Mail, And The Soft-ware On My Hard Drive, Is Hard-Core.. NO Soft-Porn. I Bought A Mirco-wave At A Mini-Mall. I Bought A Mini-Van At A Mega-Store. I Eat Fast Food, In The Slow Lane, Im Toll Free, Bite Sized, Ready To Wear, And I Come In All Sizes.. A Fully Equipped, Factory Authorized, Hospital Tested, Clinical Approven, Scientifically Formulated, Medical Miracle. Ive Been Pre-Washed, Pre-Cooked, Pre-Heated, Pre-Screened, Pre-Approved, Pre-Packaged, Post Dated, Freeze Dried, Double Wrapped, Vacuum Packed. And I Have A Un Limited Broadband Compassidy. Im A Rude Dude, But Im The Real Deal, Lean and Mean, Cock Blocked And Ready To Rock. Ruff, Tuff and Hard To Bluff. I Take It Slow I Go With The Flow, I Ride With The Tide, I Got Guild In My Stride. Driven And Moving, Sailing and Spinning, Jiven And Groven, Whaling and Winning. I Dont Snooze, So I Dont Lose, I Keep The Pedal To The Metal, And The Rubber On The Road, I Party Hardy, And Lunch Time Is Crunch Time, Im Hanging In, There Aint No Doubt, And Im Hanging Tuff. OVER AND OUT& .........This is Why I Love George Carlin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'd like to meet:

Hmmm Jenny MaCarthy for Staters, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Edgar Allen Poe, Kevin Smith, Serj Tankian, Everybody From R.A.T.M.. You and Everybody You Know.. Im a Pretty Chill Guy and a Humanist.. Talk Soon.....
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Jack

Which character from The Nightmare Before Christmas are you?
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Music:

My Ipod.

Movies:

Im Down... What Time's The Show?

Television:

Not Much since the Offseason.. Thow (SHOWTIME) Dexter has become my favorite show.. Weeds and Californcation Have Become Fan Fav's..(HBO) Entourage.. and Sports.. What can I Say Im NY Guy *Mets,Rangers,Knicks and The G-MEN.. Football's the Fav.. Now Im Not A Sports Freak But Im Down for a Game now and them and these are my Teams.. Other then that.. Going to the Movies as Well as Sports Games Tops TV Any Day.. Although You Are Making a Run at Me Dexter..lol
Arachnophobia
Latro..us - Redback
Artistic and brave

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Books:

What's your Topic of the Month
Which Greenday song are you?

Basketcase
You are nuts. Plain and simple, nuts. Looks like a duct tape suit for you.

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Heroes:


Which Tim Burton character are you?
Batman
It doesn't get much cooler than that.

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Lets Go Mets!!