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Hans aka Johnny Lean

it's all about, mass with class!

About Me

Body: Pretty simple love playing shows, Played in a bunch of great bands in the past, amazing experiences with a great group of guys, memories i'll never forget; Anthrophobia, Mushmouth, Out To Win, The Skyline Drive. I'm currently playing in fifty caliber kiss, getting my black metal on in In Ruins, and rocking in the supergroup known as Choose Your Own Adventure. why just play one style of music? totally digging romantic comedies, shaving my body with my mach 3 smooth yet oh so supple, Love working out, lifting is a very healthy way for me to become stress free, and really love being POOR, just kidding, i hate it. love eating sushi, which i eat way to much. i live in the beautiful mecca known as Reading PA. Never knew how much i loved cats till i got may first one a couple of years ago, now i have 5! :). I have many tattoos and my ears are stretched out a little bit more than i anticipated they would be, 2 inches, when i started, but now there out just hangin around. Always down to meet and talk to new people so my AOL instant messanger name is hansisky, in case anyone wants it. /a

My Interests

Playing shows,working out, tattoos, i can't seem to stop watching romantic comedies just love them i know it's really weird! eating sushi, hanging out and playing with my 5 cats, reading magazines, anal beads, and kneading my shaved body after it hangs out with my buddy, my gillete fusion razor!

I'd like to meet:

motley crue and guns n' roses (the original lineup of course) slayer

Music:

Fifty Caliber Kiss, The Skyline Drive, In Ruins, Choose Your Own Adventure, Motley Crue, Guns n' Roses, Whitesnake, Tesla, Fucking Dio, Norma Jean, Shadows Fall, Killswitch Engage, Mushmouth, Out to win, Mastodon, Poison The Well, Refused, The Black Dahlia Murder, The Cooper Temple Clause, The Bled, Carcass, i killed the prom queen, muse, The Rise, The Red chord, saosin, taking back sunday, walls of jericho, between the buried and me, Into the moat, innerpartysytem, cowalker, Unearth, Every Time I Die, Sworn Enemy, Nonfiction, Lola Ray, Deadguy, Hatebreed, God Forbid, Death Angel, Cave In, Candiria, Bleeding Through, Blindside, Quicksand, The chariot, The Underwater, Avenged Sevenfold, At the drive-in, Turmoil, Earth Crisis, the Streets, Buckcherry, The Kiss Of Death, and i can't forget one of the best metal bands ever HOLY TERROR

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Crimsion Tide, Old School, Clear and Present Danger, Patriot Days, Predator, the rookie, miracle, pretty much all romantic comedies i know it's gay, but i can't help it!

Television:

Inside the NFL, NFL Primetime, CSI (the vegas one), Law and Order SVU, Six Feet Under

Books:

Motley Crue's "The Dirt"

Heroes:

Richard and Eva Schloesser (my parents) Motley Crue, Guns n' Roses, Peter North, Tom Byron, Jay Cutler

My Blog

shredded by may!

started my diet jan. one. going great lost no bodyweight however my 31 jeans i have to wear a belt five holeing it! I’m gonna go jean shopping with this check everyone gets from the govt. i&r...
Posted by Hans aka Johnny Lean on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 12:07:00 PST

miserable

so not only have i been sick as shit for the last week and had to work everyday, there's no such thing as sick days at my job, but yesterday i mowed over a bees nest in the ground and before i knew wh...
Posted by Hans aka Johnny Lean on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 04:30:00 PST

packing clothes for the studio

in the process of packing my bag for the studio, fifty caliber kiss is gonna be in the studio for the next week recording an ep for one by one records, pretty excited, great songs, great product, GOOD...
Posted by Hans aka Johnny Lean on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:06:00 PST

stomach virus or food poisoning

so after practice i went to my friends house, i felt weird when i was there like someone was stabbing me, hung out there till about 1ish when i got home, disaster struck! i must of thrown up at least...
Posted by Hans aka Johnny Lean on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:43:00 PST

JoJo passed away last night

one of my kitties JoJo, died last night in his sleep, he was such a tough little guy, i loved him very much! it hasn't hit me yet, i'm gonna miss him.
Posted by Hans aka Johnny Lean on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:49:00 PST

my beasts car got broken into.

so last night some cowards broke into my girlfriends car in my driveway. used a crowbar to pry open the door, which shattered the glass to try to get a car stereo, with the same crowbar, which they di...
Posted by Hans aka Johnny Lean on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:08:00 PST

the Skyline Drive on Havoc!

check out havoc music channel, Our video for "Beaten Black and Blu" will be on untill march 16th. check it out, now if we only didn't break up a week before it was on, it will be all good! still ch...
Posted by Hans aka Johnny Lean on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:35:00 PST

Goobe's passing

just found out Saturday that a friend of mine, Goobe, was killed in a car accident on friday! Fucking sucks just was hanging out with him last weekend! he'll def will be missed!
Posted by Hans aka Johnny Lean on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 07:39:00 PST