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toddler

I am here for Friends

About Me

im a fuckin moonbeam. from the moon and shit......its far but i can run fast and i can get there mad quick......and you cant cuz its in the sky and most people cant run in the sky....but i can.......so im better than everyone.......im a chronic winner.......know it.....dont challenge me to a challenge in the arts of anything......cuz im all over that shit......wordx

My Interests

planning, training, invading, owning,............winning

I'd like to meet:

people who are interested in buffets......and frankensteins and myself if i was a different person......id like to sit down with myself and as myself a few questions: 1. have you/i ever swam in a lake? 2. if yes...how was it? 3. how do you/i feel about capital letters 4. do you/i take advantage of discount dollar days at the yarn barn? 5. do you/i yearn 6. are you free on thursday? 7. have you every met any others of us/me? 8. what is a buffalo?

Music:

i speak russian

Movies:

last monday i found a nickel on the sidewalk......but i left that shit cuz thats for fuckin poor people and they need it to buy new socks and shit

Television:

sometimes i stare into the night sky and wonder.......what if all the stars are fuckin liars..........

Books:

scientist fucks say that the earth orbits the stupid sun......thats gay

Heroes:

drinking...

My Blog

adjustability

first of all.....many of you need to come to the office immediately for situations that have occured in and near your worthless existances..im sorry , that was rude, you guys arent worthless you're ni...
Posted by toddler on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:07:00 PST

excerpt from the diary of michel ben pond (circa 1852)

may 31 1852       dear diary         & nbsp;          today sucked.......betsy ma...
Posted by toddler on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:45:00 PST

i felt inclined to bless my followers

preface: this is a brand new concept in the field of automotive care product placement and target market stragey............insights: as you read the following you will learn(or at least i hope)of the...
Posted by toddler on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 08:27:00 PST

read this and then feel again

its important that everyone understands this.........the following items will no longer be allowed into the stock room at the speak and save on west 23rd st.1.people with heart conditions or beavers o...
Posted by toddler on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:46:00 PST

ninjas are the new pirates

its not cool to be into pirates anymore.....its all ninjas now....just thought id let everyone know
Posted by toddler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jersey still sucks

im sick of pennsylvania....im sick of new jersey.....im sick of people in new jersey not showing up to record....im sick of new jersey sound companies stealing my fuckin amps...oh yeah and my money......
Posted by toddler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

R.I.P. dirty mexican

im so sad to inform of tears.tears.tears. the untimely death of ricky sanchez...those that knew him appreciate the gravity of this situation. he was a role model of sorts..a mans man..a man. a fithy f...
Posted by toddler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sanchez is gay

just wanted to let people know....last night i saw sanchez at the bar...im pretty sure he was hooking up with a dude............ either a dude or a really manly chick..................with a cock.
Posted by toddler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST