Im a clown doll. Im short. Im balding. Im made of porcelain and evilness. I scare children and eat a lot of corn dogs. I was born on a cold nite in Pheonixville PA. I was sitting in a bargain bin at ye olde rite aid when all the sudden two drunk chicks came in and bought me. I was $4...marked down from god knows what. Then these rad chicks took me to a party and from then on we were inseparable. Now my life consists of sex , drugs, rock and roll and of course... the occasional barn yard animal raping/mutilation. I travel a lot. I trash hotel rooms. I have a drinking problem. I once finger banged elizabeth taylor but her pussy stank like provalone cheese left on the side walk on a hot summer day.
