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Herr Hydro

hey, i got a great idea; how about you go fuck yourself.

About Me

34 years old and still mad at the world.zero tolerance for stupidity. crippling fear of boredom. a wicked combination of piss, vinegar, & ice in my circulatory system. i've been told i'm the most stubborn person in the world, but not as often anymore, which may mean i'm mellowing with age.... yet, i still have an incredibly cute girlfriend. i do grow a mean beard, though... and i have written some tasty riffs in my day (the Kiss of Death, Turmoil).... and i've been to more places than you. at least i've got that going for me....I WILL turn this van around right now! 80 East, motherfuckers.... me and Lou Lola

My Interests

throwing half-full bottles of whiskey at straight edge guys, throwing full 16 oz. cans of shitty beer at straight edge guys, eastern Europe (i.e. Hungary, Czech Republic, etc.) baseball, 80's thrash metal, changing out of toughskins in the woods, acting like a complete and total savage in any country, dancing with dudes (well, Hodges), breakfast tits, French cowboys in Paris, throwing egg salad sandwiches at my guitar tech while he's supposedly "working", taking a shower at least every 8 days, Johnson & Johnson's Baby Powder for the sack, free wine that doesn't come in a MD 20/20 bottle, oh & soap.

I'd like to meet:

no one. i have enough friends.

Music:

serpent's gown,Rob Pathroff & STUD,bruce shanefelt's all star cock rock champions,the kyle& mark strohl experience featuring Jon "the donger" gavornik on vocals,voivod,forbidden,exodus,pig destroyer,hendrix,turbonegro,metallica,megadeth,vio-lence,sa cred reich,sod,flotsam and jetsam,nuclear assault,testament,sabbath, the Jon Hodges Hilltoppers Extravaganza, Nick Roberti & the Limelights, Poison, Zeppelin, Green Machine, Iron Monkey, & my all-time favorite---Frail.

Movies:

Weapons of Ass Destruction, parts 1-8 (but trying not to watch the parts with Ashley in it).

Television:

Nip/Tuck. 24. New York Yankees. Law & Order. everything else sucks hard.

Books:

John Gardner's "How to....properly consume a hot dog.", "Brass Knuckles-paper weight or best friend?", "It's all bullshit, and we're fucked" by Bubba (there are many pictures in this book, so its a quick read).

Heroes:

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