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I am:
absurd
grotesque
irreverent
undignified
repugnant
solitary
irrelevant
creative
nonsensical
...I just am
I try to answer all my inbox messages and comments, but I do get a lot so please don't be offended if I don't. I do read them all.
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My Favorite Band is Blitzkid. I also like a lot of Horror Punk, Psychobilly, Dark Cabaret, Punk, SWING AND BIG BAND FOREVER, Industrial, EBM, Classical, Jazz, Opera, well I'll listen to everything really
Or you can check out what bands I am currently into here
Favorites
Music
Makeup
Hair
The Grotesque
Gore
1930's Films
1930's Gangsters
1930's Hearses
1930's anything lol
Horror
Roger Klotz
Black and White
German
Halloween
Chiller Theater
Charlie Chaplin
Cabaret
Mohawks
Body Mods
Zodiac
Surrealism
Medical Oddities
X-Rays
The Dentist
Roller Derby
Nutcrackers
Oogie Boogie
Philosophy
Bone Jewelry
My Upright Basses
My Saxophones
Piano
Grendel
Dante's Inferno
Alice in Wonderland
Burlesque
Body Mods
Labret(6g)
Double Snake Bites(16-14g)
Medusa(14g)
Right Monroe(16g)
Left Monroe(16g)
Split Tongue
Septum(12g)
Right and Left Nostrils(10g)
10 Ears(2g,4g)
Blitzid Logo tattoo (head)
Bat and 138(left collar bone)
Treble Clef (underside right wrist)
Gool's Zombie(right forearm)
Oogie Boogie(underside left wrist)
(retired)
right eyebrow
left hand webbing
Tongue Snakebites
The Loved Ones
(still under construction)
First off, the love of my life
This is Spooky. I love him with my everything. He makes me feel like a princess. I miss him soooo much and can't wait for him to get home. He is my world and has my heart forever and ever. I love our dorky moments, our long conversations. Every time I hear his voice or he says I love you I still, STILL get butterflies. He has a smile that can make you turn into putty and eyes that have such warmth and light behind them. He is kind, and caring, and understanding, and smart, and witty, and creative, and talented, and wonderful in every way. I have never been happier in my whole life. He makes the world more beautiful. And look at him, he is the hottest thing on two legs!!! He is my Mr.Spooky Pookie, My Oogie Boogie, My Prince. I love you baby
This Is SLUTchest and I
Kat and I have been through EVERYTHING together. We are attached at the hip and I love her sooo much. She is like a sister to me. she is the Montel Williams to my Silvia Brown. We come as a pair, take us together cause if you fuck with either one of us you'll have ISSUES. Lmao. We are the Blitzkid Kids. As well as the two coolest people on earth. Bitches be hatin, always but THEY DON'T KNOW. We sleep in Nam, our lives are fabulous, and we are apparently biker dykes according to the people at the Pet Store.
Erin Face!
Erin is my Gogol Bordello buddy and fellow lover of languages and all things Japanese and Russian. She is one of the smartest people I know and a fellow derby girl. We sit around and watch movies and she blows me away with her awesometastical knowledge of all things film related haha. She also works with Robot Hand as a Producer and Ass. Director AND she plays guitar in my band Who Killed Alice? She is always there to listen and she gives amazing advice and just has a way of making you feel better and making you think. I love her!
My Ladiesssss
My derby sisters! The sisters of mayhem roller girls! These girls are my second family, I love each one of them. We kick ass on and off the track. We work hard and we play even harder. We have the sexiest ladies in derby THAT WE DO. HAWT BITCHES.
These are our BOYSSSSSS
Oh Lawdy! Goolsby aka Creeper McCreepinstein and the TBster are two of my favorite people in the worlddddd! I love them soooo much! Best band ever and awesome guys! Bathroom Parties, Golden Shower, "I motorboated that back in Arkansas!", Gangster time, Humpty Dance, The Axel Rose, Drunken I love yous, soft core porn in bowling allies, and soooo many more awesome memories and I know many more to come!
TROY!
Troy is sooooooo cool he gets his own shout out! He loves Kat and I's cupcakes as well as golden showers but he really hates shaving. He is also known as Ghost Face Killah and can lay down dem tight beats, ya hurrd. Best drummer ever. We hang out in parking lots and talk about pissing on Stephen Hawking. Good times. :-P
The White Elephant Burlesque Society
I LOVE working with these guys! They are talented and sexy and so much fun!
OH HAI THIS IS MY NET GF PAYCHES
PAYCHES SAYZ:come over and take a bubble bath with me, and i mean that in the most non-sexual way ever, and im lying on that last part"
Hahahaha PAYCHES I LOVE YOU! We have sex in the bathroom at Blitzkid shows and make a scene and people hate usShe also wrote this awesome poem:
Rozez r redz
mudkipz r bluez
i think ur hawtz
so show me ur boobz.
I play bass for Dieliner
This is Kat's baby and see really wanted me to be apart of it so of course I was like HECK YES!
I do makeup for Robot Hand Films.
If you like sci-fi, old school horror, and some good old fashion kick ass movie making Robot Hand is where it's at! Some of the most talented young movie makers I know. It's an honor to be involved with them!
The Cryptkeeper Five!
These guys are AWESOME!!! And they are straight outta Jersey REPRESENT! Gosh, listen to them RIGHT NOW!!! You won't stop dancing for weeeeeeeks I promise!! I LOVE YOU CK5!!!!
Ms.Becky Bats
Her and the TBster are probably the onnnnnnnnly two people who can compete with Ian and I on sappiest, lovie doviest, couple that makes everyone sick with their cuteness :-P. I love Becky though. She is so very sweet and caring and understanding and she is always there to listen no matter what is on my mind. She gives great advice and even better hugs :-)
AJ is my Blink Kid :-)
I have known AJ for soooooo long now. She has been with me through sooo much. I love her. She is my Missy Doodle. I don't get to see her as much as I would like too but when I do OHHH BOYYY we be causin a ruckus!
FROGGER!
Frogger has been in like every band ever with me. He knows me better then most people. He is like the frog like brother I never had :-P. I remember the days of pre-cal and trig when I would walk into class and the roof of Eric's car would be on the floor and they would be sitting in it and we would talk about "them lesbians" and sometimes i would lick his eyeball or kick him in the pooper. He is the Hare to my Mad Hatter :-P.
Cords!
Cordy is one of the PRETTIEST girls I have ever met! She is kind and beautiful and fun and crazy and just awesome to be around! I miss her sooooo much!
My Wifeh Bekka Face!
Bekka is my wifeh straight outta Brooklyn! I miss her terribly! She is one SEXY ASS bitch!! meOWWW! :-P She has a heart of gold
Spooner!
Sam is one of my concert buddies. Her car has the best sound system ever. She drags me on crazy adventures everywhere but I love her :-P
ANGEL POOPY!
OMG ANGEL BABY POOPY FACE!!! I love him!!!!! Best prom date ever! Hottest couple there! He has an adorable BF named Ben too! They are sooo cute together! He got me drunk for the first time ever and dealt with me being a HOT mess lmao!
Kimothy
Kim is my Aussy twin. I love this girl sooo much. We have oodles in common. I have been talking to her for a few years online and one day when she comes to the states of I get my butt to Australia we will PAINT THE TOWN RED. This girl has been there for me through a lot and even though she is miles and miles away across the world I love her so much and consider her a close friend. She is a STUNNING model an amazing photographer and super talented all around.
Countess Grotesque
Countess is flipping BEAUTIFUL! She is talented and smart and is such a strong person. She has been through so much and has come out on top. And though she too is in Aus one day we shall me and party like there is no tomorrow!
Emi
Emi is my friend from DOVAH. She is my smart, funny, sarcastic horror movie buddy. We both love zombies and food and art haha. Oh yea and we have the best lip ring sex like EVER
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The Greatest Band Ever!! Go and Listen to them and I will be your bestest friend!! And after you listen to them and fall in love with their wonder...
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God I love them! Sooo very much!
Blitzkid makes me smile like this! :-D Even bigger, ja, I swear :-P
haha you can see me!!! sweeeeeeeeet!
And Another AMAZING band
I saw them do this song live, pure magic :-)GOGOL FUCKING BORDELLO!!!!
The Tiger Lillies!
So Jason Webley rocks...ALOT
SCHNAPPI!! Das Kleine Krokodil!!!
ahhhh *drools*
haha this is amazing
Pretty Like Drugs :-P
Put the lotion in the basket
Who Loves you? The pumpkin loves you
One of the most beautiful human beings to walk this earth
haha oh Voltaire!
ahhhh Skinny Puppy
my future wife :-P i wish!
wonderous song
STOLEN FUCKING BABIES!
Cello FTW! Rasputina is intense live!
Gotta love Miss B
yummmmm Horrorpops :-D
BEWARE OF GHOULSSSS!!!
MISTER MONSTER!!!
dye it black # 1
Bauhaus is fucking brilliant
Siouxsie, a living, breathing masterpiece
I would dive into a barrel of acid to speak to David Bowie for 5 minutes...he is a genius.
Sisters of Mercy, you know you adore them too :-)
Ladies and Gentlemen HEDWIG!
OHHHH SHIT SON!!! OOGIE BOOGIE'S GOT SOUL!
Money Success Fame Glamour
haha I just had too
I love this song :-P
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