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Damien Fucking Maurer: Almost Famous Photography

I AM THE DEVIL....AND I'M HERE TO DO THE DEVIL'S WORK....

About Me


I edited my profile at MySpaceSupport.com , check out these Myspace Layouts !
I edited my profile at MySpaceSupport.com , check out these Myspace Layouts !
I am the publicist for S & M, Stacy and Megan, The Killadelphia Metal Twins. I help with their negotiation, security and general promotioanl activity. I hate to be a prick but if you are an unsigned band do not send me an invite asking me to listen to your music and then tell you what I think unless I know you personally; I REALLY DON'T FUCKING CARE! That is what A/R reps from labels do! I do not want 1000 bands on my page trying to promote themselves. If you get signed have your publicist give me a call and then I will consider a story. I am living the double-life again as a rock n roll superhero: dorky mild mannered suit and tie sales guy by day, leather and chains, bad ass rock and roll journalist by night. It's a little backwards from Superman but fuck it! I make the superhero rules now. I am a journalist a photographer a corporate sales guy and a rude crude rock n' roll dude. I have written and done photo work for MEAL EDGE Magazine, Good Times, Live4metal.com and I write the Hard N Heavy column for a national music periodical called, The Inside Connection that is available at Sam Ash and Guitar Center retail stores. Insidecx.com. Journalism is a hobby for me and I do it for one thing and one thing only; my passion for metal! I have crossed over from fan to music industry colleague and I consider myself to be very fortunate to have made the accomplishments that I have. BUT! Inside, I am, and will always be, that sixteen year old kid that ideologically worships his favorite bands. Only now I have the opportunity to write about my time with them. I spent most of my time growing up hanging in the NY metal scene with Scott Ian from Anthrax. I grew up in Bayside Queens a few blocks from him and chilled for a few years playing stick ball and skating until he moved to L.A. Rock on and peace out R.I.P Dime!!!!!!! =[I took all of the Photos in the slide show!!!!!!

My Interests

Music is my life, Going to Concerts, Snowboarding, Rollerblading, Pretty much anything physical, Lots of chill time, Funny movies, HORROR movies, sexy babes, SCi-fi and Horror art, Photography and Journalism. Getting inked, Meeting new people, Road trips to shows and going on tour!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to mee these guys in God's Taven: Jim Morrison, Jimmy Hendrix, Randy Rhodes, Cliff Burton, (Never mind I met him beforer he left us)and Dimebag Darell I have no real interest in Hollywood personalities I have met tons of celebs having grown up in NY and met or interviewed every rock star that I admire. This section should be called who I HAVE MET so enjoy I took or I am in all these photos...

Music:

SLAYER, SLAYER, MORE SLAYER, and anything fucking metal I am not going to bore you with another list so check out my photos, I love classic rock as much as metal it's just that metal is more my scene. My favorite lyrics include …my lifestyle…determines…my death style… …my only antidote for mental suffering is physical pain…I’ve eaten from the insane root that imprisons reason… …fuck it all…fuck this world…fuck everything that you stand for…don’t belong don’t exist……DON’T YOU FUCKING JUDGE ME!

Movies:

Any horror movie and good comedy. Currently obsessed with: Garden State, Office Space, Waiting, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Great Expectations, Anchorman, Donnie Darko, Sleepy Hollow, Pirates of the Carribean, American Beatuy, ALMOST FAMOUS Duh, Lost in Translation, Killer Clowns, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, and Pride and Prejudice...

Television:

Fuck TV it's the same recycled garbage over and over I have better things to do than get subliminalized by advertising, DEXTER!!!!! Aqua Teen, Family Guy, Dave Chapelle, "Fuck YO COUCH NI**A," South Park. Wow, I guess I like a lot of cartoons don't we all live in a fantasy land or is i just me?

Books:

I have A.D.D and I hate to read...besides that it keeps my style fresh and I dont have other writers ideas running through my head making me crazy and forcing me to co

Heroes:

Larry Flynt a true pioneer and crusader for freedom of speech in America

My Blog

Chimaira

http://www.insidecx.com/articles/a240.asphttp://www.insidecx .com/articles/a240.asp ..> .. COLUMN 2,3 and 4 HERE --> .. START ARTICLE Contents HERE -->.. INSERT Month and Page Title HERE -->April, 2...
Posted by Damien: Almost Famous II The Days of Metal on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:44:00 PST

DEAR GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???

Dear God, Satan, Gabriel, Lucifer, the media at large or whom ever is listening...   I'm in a pissy sort of political mood today !!!! Every time I listen to the news it m...
Posted by Damien: Almost Famous II The Days of Metal on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:35:00 PST

Music

February, 2007 .. INSERT Interview Title HERE-->The Metal Twins: Not Your Typical Myspace Girlie Girls .. INSERT Interview Sub-Title HERE-->Putting the Sex Appeal Back into Metal .. INSERT Interview ...
Posted by Damien: Almost Famous II The Days of Metal on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 07:22:00 PST

Joey Z link

http://insidecx.com/articles/a152.asp
Posted by Damien: Almost Famous II The Days of Metal on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:06:00 PST

Interview With Joey-Z from Life of Agony, Carnivore

--> INSERT Interview Title HERE-->Method of Groove Gives Something Back to the Fans --> INSERT Interview Sub-Title HERE-->Joey-Z from Life of Agony Wears the Producer Hat --> INSERT Interview Auth...
Posted by Damien: Almost Famous II The Days of Metal on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:04:00 PST

1973 vs 2006

1973 vs 2006 Blame the media for sensationalism and teaching Body: kids by showing them every detail of every wrong doing1973 vs 2006As 2006 fades into the past, there's nothing like taking a pau...
Posted by Damien: Almost Famous II The Days of Metal on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 07:42:00 PST

Interviews with Zakk Wylde and Paolo from Trivium

Link to My Zakk Wylde Article http://insidecx.com/showarticle.asp?articleid=54 Black Label Society: Branded for Life --> INSERT Interview Sub-Title HERE-->Zakk Wylde is America's Hottest Rock Commodi...
Posted by Damien: Almost Famous II The Days of Metal on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST

6 best places to meet women

Guys find out here the 6 best places to MEET WOMEN! 1. AA meetings: Will fuck to fix self esteem, do not give alcohol for at lest 30 days2. Re HAB: In or out patient, will fuck for next bag of co...
Posted by Damien: Almost Famous II The Days of Metal on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:08:00 PST

Heavy Metal Knights I'm Heavy, Power, Viking and Death

There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castle, guarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kinds of metalheads as knights. * POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white...
Posted by Damien: Almost Famous II The Days of Metal on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST

Zakk Wylde Interview

Black Label Society Branded For Life Zachary P. Wylde Americas Hottest Commodity   By Damien Maurer               Zakk Wylde is quickly beco...
Posted by Damien: Almost Famous II The Days of Metal on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:47:00 PST