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Davytrain

Most people see me as a father figure, that's cause I drink up the liquor cabinet, sleep with your m

About Me

I like to think I have a raper's wit.

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I brought sexy back, but the Government deemed sexy was too lethal in my hands, when I had "it" it drove too many women to insanity, and the looney bins were filling up, so the courts took my sexy back, after I had taken "it"(sexy)back, so now I just rely on my sheer hunkyness and my bed room eyes.

I'd like to meet:

My dick. Oh I thought you said who'd I'd like to see. Knight Rider German Intro from RTL
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Music:

yes

Movies:

I've been watchin sad movies so I practice not crying so I can become more manly, but it's been tough, like last night I rented Howard the Duck, first hour I was cool, I was like "this movie is HILARIOUS yo!", but then it got sad and I was tearing up, but I was trying not to show, it but the guys I was with were like laughing and pointing. They too have been watching sad movies too for the same reason. We started a group. And then by the end of the damn duck movie tears were streaming, I was full out balling yo, it was embarrasing. In fact everyone was ballin. Damn you Howard the Duck! Why do you have to so beautiful!

Television:

Yo watch Infarto, it's hilarious. Juvenile - Ha
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Books:

Archie comics, magazines and the Bible from time to time.

Heroes:

Jesus 'n James Arness 'n Barbaro.
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Which Horror Movie Are You?

Which Horror Movie Are You?Dawn Of The DeadYou take pride in being different. You don't follow any trend, you don't follow any path of life - although this isn't the way it has always been. You used t...
Posted by Davytrain on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:01:00 PST

Accepted

Accetpted is a great f'n movie.  Anything with Justin Long's gonna be real good.  I'd like to hang with him.
Posted by Davytrain on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:32:00 PST

That movie Alpha Dog is kinda about me and my friends,kinda

It was the turn of the century, I had just moved out here to Cali.  I moved out at the same time as a friend from my acting school and we made friends with one of my old friends from back home's ...
Posted by Davytrain on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:35:00 PST

If you ever wanted to see Japanese girls getting tickled, well here you go.

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Posted by Davytrain on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:25:00 PST

My Birthday

My birthday was one of the best one's ever, we didn't do much, just ate and saw a movie, but my Grandma and mom came out here together I think for the first time in like seven years, and we did what I...
Posted by Davytrain on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:13:00 PST

Black Christmas

I went and saw Black Christmas, and there wasn't one DAMN black person in it!  Someone call Jesse!
Posted by Davytrain on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:10:00 PST

Christmas-New Year's taint

December 26th to December 31st.
Posted by Davytrain on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 11:06:00 PST

Marilyn Monroe

Watched a show about Marilyn Monroe today.  Man, it's pretty obvious the Kennedy's had her killed, I mean I'm not a criminal pathologist, but I can do the math.
Posted by Davytrain on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:59:00 PST

Terry Fox

Saw a story about Terry Fox.  Sadest damn story you'd ever wanna hear.  I vaguely remember him as a kid.  He was this Canadian kid who lost his leg to cancer, than ran across Canada to ...
Posted by Davytrain on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:57:00 PST

Big Country

If there was any justice Big Country would of become the big band to come out of Ireland not U2.  I'm so sick of Bono.  He has no problem telling us how to spend our money, we've given billi...
Posted by Davytrain on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:50:00 PST