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Shannon Lark

Your Mother ate my DOG!

About Me

I am a performer and surround myself with creative projects and creative people whenever I can. I work only in the horror genre creating and executing horror films, theater, photography, and dance.
My horror production company, The Chainsaw Mafia, is proud to open the very first SLAUGHTER SHOP

TCM creates a space where independent horror filmmakers can find out about other productions and receive support. Membership is free!
Also, check out Pretty-Scary.net
for my column called "The Master of Disaster," which is geared to those just starting to make horror films!

CURRENT PROJECTS:
THE VISCERA FILM FESTIVAL:
VISCERA: A collective of soft internal organs in the body (especially those within the abdominal cavity).
The Festival: Short horror films produced and directed by women. Prizes, promotion and distribution for the winners. A special monetary award goes to one film created completely by females.
THE LIVING DEAD GIRLZ
We are zombies. Dancing zombies that is. We will dance the heart right out of your pants, buster!
We not only dance but we attack, eat brains, spray blood on the crowd, and always have a storyline in our shows.
AURAL FIXATION
Electro rap group I'm in. Yes. I rap. 2 chicks. 1 DJ. Go check out our beats!
(Photo by Sallie Smith)
Click on this album image and purchase our single, House Party!

My Interests

Anything and everything to do with the creation of horror films (duh) and the viewing of weird fucked up images that make you want to puke, hypnosis and helping others with the usage of it, dancing, acting, directing, writing, being alive, breathing, horses, kitties, Herradura Anejo with a sprite back, friends, your Mom, not falling off cliffs, driving my car super fast while singing to Patsy Cline.

I'd like to meet:

Other artists, especially women who direct, manage, act, shoot, and produce horror films and theater. I love people. I love working with people. If you aren't some sleazy guy, chances are I won't mind adding you as a friend.

Background Image of this page is by Sallie Smith.

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Music:

Salt n' Peppa, Fanny Pack, MIA, Miss Dirty Bird with Aural Fixation, Kidd Linus (the absolute best fucking dj in the world), Peaches, Revco, the Mothafuckin' STARSHIP! and MBM. I love hip hop rolla's, electro shizzles, and anything with a down and dirty beat I can get freaky to...
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Movies:

Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Santa Sangre, Killer Party, Nightmare on Elm Street, Suspiria, The Shining, Night of the Living Dead, Amityville Horror, Ginger Snaps, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Heathers, Blue Velvet, Meet the Feebles, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, Hellraiser....Basically anything off the wall. Favorite Directors are Peter Jackson (all hail the man!), David Lynch, and Alejandro Jodorowsky (Holy Blood! Holy Blood!) There are just too many wonderful cinematic moments to add here. It would take me years...

Television:

Fuck Television. Except The Simpsons and IFC:) ... and Six Feet Under and Twin Peaks

Heroes:

Zena Warrior Princess, my Mother, Amber Steele, Frances Bay, and Robin Smith

My Blog

SPEK.TER Review on the Chainsaw Mafia

SPEK.TER (DVD  Short) Executioner: Craig McGee Written & Directed by: Terrence Kelsey Starring: Keisha Jackson and Serena Toxicat QUICK FIX: Dani is an entrepreneurial young woman who ru...
Posted by Shannon Lark on Sat, 31 May 2008 04:26:00 PST

The Cottage Review on the Chainsaw Mafia!

THE COTTAGE (DVD)Executioner: Craig McGee Written & Directed by: Paul Andrew Williams Starring: Andy Serkis, Reece Shearsmith, Jennifer Ellison, and Dave Legeno QUICK FIX: Two bumbling wou...
Posted by Shannon Lark on Sat, 31 May 2008 04:18:00 PST

Don’t Go In the Woods... Alone (1981)

Director: James Bryan Writer: Garth Eliassen Cast: Jack McClelland, Mary Gail Artz, James P. Hayden, Angie Brown, Ken Carter, David Barth, Tom Drury Code Red DVD / NTSC Region 0 / Full Frame (1.3...
Posted by Shannon Lark on Sat, 31 May 2008 04:11:00 PST

Dee Snider’s Strangeland

Oh jeez.There should be a subgenre of horror called "Awesome." That's what this movie is. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away lived my kickass partner in crime "Little B," she lived in a ho...
Posted by Shannon Lark on Sat, 31 May 2008 04:07:00 PST

Ladies of the Night: Double Feature

I'm hear to tell you about a very cool event that is happening here in Tampa, Florida next weekend. The Ladies of the Night: Double Feature! I have a new short film that is going to be screened ca...
Posted by Shannon Lark on Sat, 31 May 2008 04:06:00 PST

RETARDEAD featuring the Living Dead Girlz

Directors cast acclaimed dance troupe for pivotal, gore-drenched Climax! SAN FRANCISCO, Calif.  June 2, 2008  Bay Area-based zombie dance troupe The Living Dead Girlz (www.livingdeadgirlz.com), ...
Posted by Shannon Lark on Sat, 31 May 2008 04:04:00 PST

TEETH Review on the Chainsaw Mafia

TEETH (DVD)Executioner: Craig McGeeWritten & Directed by: Mitchell LichtensteinStarring: Jess Weixler, John Hensley, Hale Appleman, Ashley SpringerQUICK FIX:Gorgeous yet mousy high school studen...
Posted by Shannon Lark on Thu, 29 May 2008 12:58:00 PST

INSIDE Review on The Chainsaw Mafia

INSIDE (DVD) Executioner: Craig McGee Written by: Alexandre Bustillo Directed by: Alexandre Bustillo & Julien Maury Starring: Alysson Paradis and Beatrice Dalle QUICK FIX: Still mourning t...
Posted by Shannon Lark on Thu, 29 May 2008 12:56:00 PST

Katie Featherston Joins Walking Distance

And to think that a beast of a film comes from a single thought...Just got a heads-up from Closet Space (review) director Mel House about some very cool casting news for his latest feature, Walking Di...
Posted by Shannon Lark on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:39:00 PST

Das Komabrutale Duell Review on the Chainsaw Mafia

Executioner: The Playground Writer/Director: Heiko Fipper Cast: Heiko Fipper, Mike Hoffman, Stefan Hoft DVD Stats: NTSC Region 1 / German with English Subtitles / 1.85:1 Widescreen / 85 mins / D...
Posted by Shannon Lark on Tue, 27 May 2008 01:51:00 PST