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Noel

I am here for Networking

About Me

I write. I'm a writer. I read. I spend time with my wife Jen. Rinse. Repeat.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People with willingness to part with their hard earned money to buy my book. You really don't even know how to read, I don't care. Use it as a paperweight. Give it to an old person you don't like and if I did my job right they might have a heart attack and die. Or give it to someone you love as a gift- say' Baby, instead of giving you that ---- You've always wanted, I got you this paperback novel' He or she will really be impressed. Really. I'd really like to meet Quentin Tarantino but what are the odds that he's on Myspace? I'd like to meet Nicole Kidman. I'd like to meet Steven Soderbergh, Stephen King and Steven Speilberg. Maybe varoius other Steves in the future. I realize that the 'I'd like to meet' prompt means who I'd like to meet on Myspace, but it's 1 in the morning. Giving a pantsing break (I like to say 'pants' instead of swearing sometimes). Why? Well....

My Blog

'Star Trek' Origins: SpockKirkerine

            In the age of the reboot, where Batman, Bond, Hulk, and even Knight Rider get creative implants to help wonderbra these saggy franchises, it was only a matter of time before the 40+ year-o...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 04:02:00 GMT

If you see only one movie this year about wolverines, see 'Wolverine'...

            It does feel odd reviewing a major summer release film during its opening weekend knowing that a decent percentage of you have seen it long before it hit theaters and can watch it while we...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 04:59:00 GMT

'The Uninvited' DVD review at Horroryearbook- Gary Oldman's panties still available

Dont everybody rush all at once...Its unbecoming 
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 05:58:00 GMT

'The Unborn;' DVD review at Fatally-Yours- The first 20 viewers get Odette Yustman's panties...

...And the next 20 get Gary Oldman's
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 03:07:00 GMT

Advance review of Wolver-...I meant the 'State of Play' cut leaked into theaters...

            As the dump month before the summer mindlessness begins, April usually serves as the period when studios churn out the chaff they know not what to do with, as traditionally most people don...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Apr 2009 03:06:00 GMT

Walker and Diesel reignite(!) their passion for one another in 4 Fast 4 Furious

            Before 300 showed audiences the world over what a group of gay men united in a common cause can achieve. That and some nifty well-oiled dance-fighting moves..... ..            Before ....B...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 03:24:00 GMT

What's 'Haunting' Molly's 'Connecticut'? Other than bored audiences...

            After years of repeated inquiry, the film The Haunting in Connecticut finally answers the question, What is actually IN the great state of Connecticut, aside from one of the best (if not t...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 03:24:00 GMT

The Sparks and Teeth Fly as Brown and Rihanna Mix it up in 'Duplicity'

            Based on the true story of that thing that really happened that one time in that place that was in the newspapers a long time ago, Duplicity stars up-and-comer Julia Roberts (in only her s...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 03:03:00 GMT

Men watching 'Watchmen' may end up watching their Watch...sir

            THE PART IN THE WATCHMEN REVIEW WHEN ONE SHOOTS THEIR LOAD ABOUT HOW ITS THE GREATEST COMIC BOOK IN HISTORY, SECOND ONLY IN ACCLIAM TO...THE SECOND GREATEST COMIC BOOK IN HISTORY...<?x...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:28:00 GMT

Jason Voorhees/Preistley returns to Crystal Lake/West Beverly with his deadly machete/sideburns

            The time: summer, 1980. The place: <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />....Camp.. ..Crystal Lake..... <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = ...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Feb 2009 03:09:00 GMT