HORROR MOVIES, HEAVY METAL, SATANISM, SERIAL KILLERS, FULL HOUSE, MST3K
BLACK SABBATH, OZZY OSBOURNE, JUDAS PRIEST, WHITE/ROB ZOMBIE, NECRO, MR.HYDE, CIRCLE OF TYRANTS, SLAYER, EYEHATEGOD, THE MISFITS, SAMHAIN, DANZIG, IRON MAIDEN, ALICE COOPER, MOTORHEAD, THE RAMONES, VAN HALEN, DIO, KISS, ACE FREHLEY, MORBID ANGEL, SUFFOCATION, VENOM, POSSESSED, D.R.I., KRISIUN, MORTICIAN, INCANTATION, GORGUTS, PESTILENCE, ATHIEST, CRYPTOPSY, DYING FETUS, DEEDS OF FLESH, JUNGLE ROT, EXHORDER, AUTOPSY, DEICIDE, OBITUARY, CANNIBAL CORPSE, SIX FEET UNDER, TORTURE KILLER, DEATH, MALEVOLENT CREATION, MERCYFUL FATE, KING DIAMOND, METALLICA, MEGADETH, ANTHRAX, S.O.D., M.O.D., TESTAMENT, KREATOR, DESTRUCTION, EXODUS, VIO-LENCE, DARK ANGEL, DEATH ANGEL, SACRED REICH, LAAZ ROCKIT, RIGOR MORTIS, ONSLAUGHT, CORONER, SODOM, TOXIK, SADUS, SEPULTURA, NAILBOMB, THE PLASMATICS, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, OVERKILL, CELTIC FROST, HALLOWS EVE, CARCASS, BLACK FLAG, CIRCLE JERKS, DEAD KENNEDYS, AGNOSTIC FRONT, CRO-MAGS, BAD BRAINS, MURPHYS LAW, MADBALL, SHEER TERROR, INTEGRITY, EARTH CRISIS, MOST PRECIOUS BLOOD, FIRST BLOOD, ANAL CUNT, BRUJERIA, SLEEP, DOKKEN, MOTLEY CRUE, TWISTED SISTER, THOR, NAPALM DEATH, BOLT THROWER, NECROPHAGIA, NECROPHAGIST, ENTOMBED, DISMEMBER, MACABRE, IMMOLATION, MORPHEUS DESCENDS, WORMED, DEVOURMENT, BLOODBATH, VADER, ACHERON, VOMITORY, DEMOLITION HAMMER, MASSACRE, MORBID SAINT, FASTWAY, FORBIDDEN, ANNIHILATOR, FLOTSAM & JETSAM, ARMORED SAINT, METAL CHURCH, SLAPSHOT, GANG GREEN, THE WARDS, CHRONIC DECAY, THE SEX PISTOLS, SPINAL TAP
DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978), NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968), DAY OF THE DEAD, LAND OF THE DEAD, BLOODSUCKING FREAKS, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974), TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2, LEATHERFACE: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III, FRIDAY THE 13th I - VIII, THE EVIL DEAD, EVIL DEAD II, ARMY OF DARKNESS, MANIAC (1980), LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT, CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD, THE EXORCIST, THE OMEN, PIECES, BURIAL GROUND, RE-ANIMATOR, ZOMBI II, CANNIBAL FEROX, THE BURNING, HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, THE DEVILS REJECTS, CABIN FEVER, CREEPSHOW, PHANTASM I -IV, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN II, HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH, MY BLOODY VALENTINE, SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT, BASKET CASE, TOMBS OF THE BLIND DEAD, RETURN OF THE EVIL DEAD, GHOST GALLEON, NIGHT OF THE SEAGULLS, THE THING (1982), THE HILLS HAVE EYES (1977), FACES OF DEATH, SLEEPAWAY CAMP, MASSACRE AT CENTRAL HIGH, CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS, RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, THE BEYOND, THE MUTILATOR, DON'T GO IN THE WOODS, AMERICAN PSYCHO, SAMURAI COP, DEATH WISH III, INTRUDER, THOU SHALL NOT KILL...EXCEPT, DEMONS, STREET TRASH, CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, THE NEW YORK RIPPER, HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY, A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, THE PROWLER, XTRO, ANTROPOPHAGUS, A BLADE IN THE DARK, CURTAINS, TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT, THE FOG (1980), BLACK CHRISTMAS, GIRLS NITE OUT, EYES OF A STRANGER, THE TOOLBOX MURDERS, NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR, I DRINK YOUR BLOOD, MORTUARY (1983), ROCK 'N' ROLL NIGHTMARE, DEVIL DOG: HOUND OF HELL, DEVIL TIMES FIVE, HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER, CONFESSIONS OF A SERIAL KILLER, FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE, PIRAHNA, KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS, GRIZZLY, DAY OF THE ANIMALS, THE MANITOU, GRADUATION DAY, THREE ON A MEATHOOK, BAD DREAMS, HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE PARK, NIGHTMARE CITY, CONTAMINATION, SLAUGHTER HIGH, CUTTING CLASS, NIGHT OF THE CREEPS, THE THING (1982), HOSTEL, HOSTEL PART 2, WAXWORK, THE WRAITH, NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR, CHILDREN OF THE CORN, CHRISTINE, CHOPPING MALL, SUPERSTITION, SPLATTER UNIVERSITY, THE INITIATION, THE BEING, SAVAGE WEEKEND, FRIGHT NIGHT, POPCORN, GACY, TED BUNDY, ED GEIN, DAHMER, THE HILLSIDE STRANGLER, SHIVERS, RABID, THE BROOD, MANIAC COP, PRINCE OF DARKNESS, PROM NIGHT, TERROR TRAIN, TENEBRAE, DEEP RED, SUSPIRIA, WRONG TURN, FINAL DESTINATION, DR.GIGGLES, LET SLEEPING CORPSES LIE, HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD, HOSPITAL MASSACRE,HORROR RISES FROM THE TOMB, EXORCISMO, DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE, DON'T GO IN THE HOUSE, TENEMENT, SLUGS, I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE, VENGEANCE OF THE ZOMBIES, KISS MEETS THE PHANTOM OF THE PARK, ENTER THE NINJA, REVENGE OF THE NINJA, NINJA III: THE DOMINATION, THE EXTERMINATOR, C.H.U.D., HELLRAISER, BLOOD FEAST, 2000 MANIACS, COLOR ME BLOOD RED, RAW MEAT, ROCKY, FIRST BLOOD, DIRTY HARRY, DEATH WISH, 10 TO MIDNIGHT, THE MECHANIC, MURPHY'S LAW, CLASS OF 1984, ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13(1976), ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, ESCAPE FROM LA, BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, THEY LIVE, V, THE NEW KIDS, ROBOCOP, RUNAWAY, MARK OF THE WITCH, TOURIST TRAP, TRICK OR TREAT, EVILSPEAK, THE DEVIL'S RAIN
Edward R. Murrow, the late CBS news reporter and spiritual father of broadcast journalism, remarked after seeing an early, experimental television broadcast that "this medium will either become the most important, infulential, and provactive tool mankind has yet developed or; alternatively, may become simply a lot of lights and wires in a box." Folks, let me make something perfectly clear. Before the now-legendary evening of September 29, 1987, when the first half-hour episode of "Full House" premeired on the American Broadcast Network (ABC), televsion was well on its way to degenerating into just the sort of mechanical, vapid, hackneyed amusement device that Murrow feared it might someday become. Televison had for years been churning out a callous, shopworn parade of programs that utterly failed to utilize the medium's true capacity to enlighten, both intellectually and spiritually, the viewing public. Then, like the first glimpse of land after decades at sea, we saw "Full House" glow like a shining beacon on the horizon, a sitcom lighthouse come to brighten our way to shore. As the theme song so majestically refrained, "When you're lost out there, and you're all alone, A light is waiting, to carry you ho-ooo-oome Everywhere you look! SHOOBY DO WHOP BA DA!" Not since the death of Lenny Bruce has the American public been treated to a comedic genuis of the caliber of Bob Saget. Saget brought the razor-sharp wit of his stand-up routine to the small screen, and now, with the long-overdue release of "Full House" on DVD, a new generation can reverently embrace the madcap antics of Danny Tanner, his pal Joey, brother-in-law Jesse, and daughters DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle. Much as comics of the 90s listened to Richard Pryor & Lenny Bruce albums to hone their routines, so will the comedians of tomorrow watch "Full House" to see a virtuoso in action, a comedic trailblazer light-years ahead of his time. The comedic earthquake "Full House" unleashed reverberated throughout the TV world. Dare I say that, without "Full House," there could never have been a "Family Matters." My sincere hope is that the scripts of this program are someday transcribed and preserved at the Smithsonian Institute's History of Televsion display, replacing the relics of lower-quality fare like "All In The Family" and "The Honeymooners." For although Carrol O'Connor and Jackie Gleason were talented actors, both of them put together could never match the comic brillance of Dave Coulier doing his spot-on Popeye and Bullwinkle impersonations, or the precocious talent of Jody Sweeten slicing off John Stamos's mullet right before his killer gig singing "Kokomo" with the one living Beach Boy. Like many of you, I will treasure this television masterpiece for the rest of my born days. And to those of you who think "Full House" deserves a "Straight Flush," I say to you this: "How rude!"
THE SATANIC BIBLE BY ANTON SZANDOR LAVEY
ALL OUR HEROES ARE DEAD