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Todd Farmer

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About Me

Most of the time I'm a deep shade of blue...you wouldn't like me when I'm red...but holy hell do I like turning red. I make a living in the world of entertainment. Which means I spend my days listening to boneheads who can't do what I do tell me what to do. Yeah. Ain't nearly as glamorous as it sounds. I'm a dog person. But I have three cats. I like Coke over Pepsi. Vodka over beer. Top, bottom and sideways over not at all. If I could eat any forbidden meat it would be Hobbit. I adore my friends. I would fight for them. I would die for them. I play MMORPGs. World of Warcraft. I like monster computers. Alienware. It's the only way to frag. Although, I switched to Mac. Why? Because Windows makes the baby Jesus cry (stole that from Devin). When on the roade, nothing hugs a curve like a German. The engineering really is better. I don't dance enough. Nobody reaches the end and says, "Damn, I wish I hadn't danced so much." I like Spiderman over Batman. Bigfoot over UFOs. And the three bears are way cooler than that moron Goldilocks. I hate rude behavior in a man. The glass is half full. We all have crap in our past. Embrace it and move on. If I could have a super power...I'd fly. Vente Iced Chia. Ice Blended Mocha. My lack of insecurity allows me to get my nails done. I got my balls waxed once...once. I like Cocoa Pebbles over Cocoa Puffs. Firefox over IE. Going down over going home. iPhone. I like to laugh. I like to sing. I sound meaner than I am. I write for a living. And all of this is meaningless since young Izzie Rain arrived. My needs, wants, desires...oddly enough no longer matter. Them what's really bored can check in on the little droolbox at:
IZZIERAIN.COM
And you can always find me at:
WENDAGO.COM
And check out the new comic book with Tom Jane, Steve Niles and Don Marquez at:
ALIENPIGFARM.COM
Dean Lorey's NIGHTMARE ACADEMY! Reading this book will make all your dreams come true.
The Nightmare Factory - Animated Trailer
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I hate that it's come to this. But this is why we strike.

Tim Bradstreet's Red Sky Diary. An Epic adventures coming soon.

Story by Thomas Jane, Steve Niles and Todd Farmer. Written by Todd Farmer. Illustrated by Don Marquez. Cover by William Stout. In Stores Now!

Story by Thomas Jane, Steve Niles and Todd Farmer. Written by Todd Farmer. Illustrated by Don Marquez. Cover by Mark Schultz. In Stores June '07.

Story by Thomas Jane, Steve Niles and Todd Farmer. Written by Todd Farmer. Illustrated by Don Marquez. Cover by William Stout. In Stores July '07.

Story by Thomas Jane, Steve Niles and Todd Farmer. Written by Todd Farmer. Illustrated by Don Marquez. Cover by Mark Schultz. In Stores August '07.

You Are 72% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?

Your Penis Name Is...
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My Blog

Friday the 14th: A New Beginning

As loving parents, Melanie and I have tried desperately to instill some semblance of anti-normality and irregularity into our daughter's basic wiring. As we breach month 15, we think we are approachi...
Posted by Todd Farmer on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:33:00 PST

You’re Fired.

The assumption was that a strike "would" happen...but us half glass full folks certainly hoped it wouldn't. So I continued to work. I worked hard and kept my fingers crossed and then I heard the new...
Posted by Todd Farmer on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:53:00 PST

Rich people are silly

Hump Day of week 2 and the story of the writer's strike is slowly leaving the cover pages of big media. Not unexpected. And what is being covered has a slight slant. Again, not unexpected. As I sa...
Posted by Todd Farmer on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:28:00 PST

Brothers in Arms

I have to be honest. I'm shocked by the support in the media. Remember, the media is owned by the same conglomerates that own the companies we are striking against. Hard to win a war when your ene...
Posted by Todd Farmer on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 07:36:00 PST

October Rain

This entry will not be in chronological order. My brain is mushy, like my grandfather's tatters. Which also means my brain must be tasty and most likely submerged in unhealthy amounts of buttery goo...
Posted by Todd Farmer on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 03:45:00 PST

Spicey Beef Taquitos and the Nightmare Academy

Dean's Nightmare Academy hits the shelves today. Amazon it or run out to your local store and grab a copy. Dean would love to hear what you think. You can email him from DeanLorey.com.Besides runni...
Posted by Todd Farmer on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:20:00 PST

Rode Hard and Hung Up Wet

I have toyed with the adventure that is Comicon off and on for ten years. This year was the nuttiest of them all. For one thing the con just keeps getting bigger and bigger, more and more corporate ...
Posted by Todd Farmer on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:43:00 PST

Dude, why don't you blog?

I've gotten a few "mymails" saying something along the lines of, "Dude, if you are writer why don't you blog?" Well, I do blog. But I do so over at wendago.com. You see back when I started wendago,...
Posted by Todd Farmer on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:40:00 PST

Izzie Rain laughs

Posted By:WendagoGet this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Todd Farmer on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:03:00 PST