Keith - ProfilesArchive

About Me

In 3rd grage I cheated on my history exam. In 4th grade I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew School play. In 5th grade I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. The worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home, a-and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, th-th-then I made a noise like this.. "Hlluuuh". And then I dumped it over the side, on all the people in the audience. Then, th-th-th-th-then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

My Interests

Eating, sleeping, breathing, snoring, farting, drooling, burping, peeing and pooping are my favorites.

I'd like to meet:

Zach Galifianakis as Tairy Green in "The Snuggler"

Music:

Every musical note ever written or recorded by every musician on this planet. Music's a lot of who I am. I've played in quite a few bands over the years. Including my current and most exciting one. I play bass for a band called DIEMTHE BANG & OLUFSENTHE BRAINCHIGGERSWESTPOD . It was my first band and I think I had the most fun with that one.

Movies:

- Series 7
- Kung Pow
- American Movie
- Redneck Zombies
- Johnny Suede
- All Friday The 13th films
- Halloween 1- H2O
- All Nightmare On Elm Street films
- Creepshow 1 and 2
- Back To The Future 1, 2 and 3
- Howard The Duck
- Henry
- Buffalo 66
- The Goonies
- Gremlins
- K-PAX
- Terminator 1, 2 and 3
- All Rocky films
- The Never Ending Story
- Medusa
- Evil Dead
- Clash Of The Titans
- Planes Trains and Automobiles
- The Willies
- Blues Brothers
- Funny Farm
- Shocker
- Wishmaster 1 and 2
- Thursday
- O Brother Where Art Thou
- Jurassic Park 1 and 2
- Ace Ventura
- Liar Liar
- Death Wish 1- 4
- Beverly Hills Cop
- Gross Pointe Blank
- Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
- See No Evil Hear No Evil
- The Toy
- The Jerk
- Armed And Dangerous
- The Matrix Trilogy
- Wayne's World
- Fletch
- Ginger Snaps
- Pee Wee's Big Adventure
- Kermit's Swamp Years

Television:

I don't watch much. But when I do, it's usually crime dramas or cartoons. And I know this might sound gaytarded, but me and the wifey watch Little House On The Prairie sometimes twice a day. We'd like to one day live like them, without deodorant or hospitals.

Books:

No thanks.

Heroes:

My wife, without a doubt.

My Blog

Private Parts

I've decided to put most of my pics to private. Even people on my friends list wont be able to see most of them. I love my wife and kids. Even more than chocolate milk and egg sandwiches, and I don't ...
Posted by Keith on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:10:00 PST

Remembering Brandy

If you’d like this memorial on your page or blog, copy the code below and paste it where you want it to be displayed. ...
Posted by Keith on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:09:00 PST

Will it ever stop..

SNOWING!!!!!!??? I'm tired of this crap. Everytime I shovel the snow, It's back in a matter of minutes. Don't get me wrong. I like snow, but c'mon! God, if you read this blog, please make it stop. Am...
Posted by Keith on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:53:00 PST

Fun with the Wi

So, I was bored the other day and I did a Yahoo search on From Zero and found something kind of cool. Wikipedia, the entire world’s online encyclopedia. While Yahooing (sorry, I don&rs...
Posted by Keith on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 09:30:00 PST

Thanks for the add?

I know, I know. I keep changing pages like most people change underwear. I abandoned my old personal page because it went all glitchy on me. I don't know how or why, but it just takes forev...
Posted by Keith on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:27:00 PST