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Urinal Mints

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If the Ramones and the Sex Pistols were an alternative response to the super-group wankers of the 70's, then the URINAL MINTS are a reaction to the quagmire of suck that is music today. Can you remember the last time you actually had FUN rocking out at a show instead of wondering why the hell you were even there? Do you recall the last time you seen something on stage that really caught your attention?The Urinal Mints are he re to bring you the ROCK when so many other bands are content to just stare at their feet or practice their phony rehearsed moves like street mimes on Adderall. This does not mean that the Urinal Mints are above smashing guitars, beating the crowd with dildoes, and giving on-stage lap dances, but at least it's real. A Urinal Mints show makes you feel it's really all right to laugh AT the band instead of shaking your head later.The URINAL MINTS are always hard at work and recently completed the three-week Reacharound the World Tour, where they played for very receptive crowds in six European countries. They have also been on five US tours, with two of those tours as the opening act for the Dave Brockie Experience (featuring three members of GWAR).In 2005, the Mints were chosen to play the Ernie Ball stage of the Vans Warped Tour, and the Midwest Music Summit, both in Indianapolis. The band has played 250+ shows sharing the stage with over 500 local to international artists.OFFICIAL WEBSITES
www.urinalmintsrock.com
www.myspace.com/urinalmints
www.sonicbids.com/theurinalmints
BOOKING CONTACTS
Finncade Booking (U.S.)
[email protected]
Garbage Dump Booking (Europe)
[email protected]
DISCOGRAPHY
CDS
Own Your Soul (full-length CD) Plinko
Fourteenll Get Ya Twenty (full length CD) Plinko
Vulgar Display of Ass (full length CD) Plinko
Minty Fresh & Up In The Flesh (full length live CD) Plinko
VINYL
Urinal Mints/Destrukters (split 7" vinyl record) Plinko
Gerbiling With Pikachu (7" vinyl record) Plinko
COMPS
***COMING SOON***Master Rock From The Underworld Vol.1 (compilation CD) Master Rock Records
Geek Monger 4 (compilation CD) MurkTa Records
Shit Like A Champion III (compilation CD) Plinko
The Harder, The Better: Vol. 9 (compilation CD) Turkey Vulture Records
Shit Like a Champion II "Revenge of Old Bob" (compilation CD) Plinko
Lifeguard on Duty: The PPM Comp Vol. 1 (compilation CD) Pool Party Records
I Never Get Anything Good (Christmas compilation CD) Bindi Corp.
The Harder, The Better: Vol. 1 (compilation CD) Turkey Vulture Records
Geek Monger 2 (compilation CD) MurkTa Records
Zona Punk Comp VI (compilation CD-Brazil) Zona Records
DVDS
Bring The Pain (extreme motocross video) Riot RadioSelect Records Available Through:
www.scareyrecords.com (Europe)

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Member Since: 11/21/2004
Band Website: urinalmintsrock.com
Band Members: PROPECIA ROGAINE: vocals, bass
LUKAKKE: guitar, backing vocals
WILLIAM $AINT WILLIAM: drums
Influences: Satan and porn.
Sounds Like: ...urinal lotta trouble now.
Record Label: Plinko
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Urinal Mints ring tones!

Nothing says you have a huge cock or super tight vagina more than having a Urinal Mints ring tone on your cell phone.That's right, kids.  Technology is your friend.  You'll get more pleasure...
Posted by Urinal Mints on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 11:36:00 PST

Famed comic book author Warren Ellis calls us "GLORIOUS"!

Famed comic book author/genius Warren Ellis has recently been listening to the Urinal Mints, and hating himself for loving us! Who's Warren Ellis?...
Posted by Urinal Mints on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:09:00 PST

Urinal Mints + The Supermen + Human Aftertaste + Hotlips Messiah = New 7" Split!

Get ready for the sexiest 4-Way Split to ever come out of the Midwest!  That's right, you dirty sheep.  We are happy to announce that we will be featured on a record [yet to be titled] with our good f...
Posted by Urinal Mints on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST

Razorcake review of Urinal Mints/Destrukters split

URINAL MINTS/ DESTRUKTERS: Split: 7" Two bands going the lowbrow, sleaze-oaf route, trying to do to your ears what a group of streaking skunk apes does to an Episcopalian picnic. The U-mints come acr...
Posted by Urinal Mints on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 02:46:00 PST

PUNK Listening Party: Issue .20 review of Own Your Soul

..>..>..> Urinal Mints Own Your Soul Plinko Productions www.heyhoplinko.com ..> Jack: I hate Christian rock. These guys are one...
Posted by Urinal Mints on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 02:40:00 PST

FUCK YOU FUCKING SPAMMER FUCKS!

In an attempt to stop all these retarded fucking spammers from posting stupid shit on our site, we are temporarily requiring that all comments be approved.  If you are one of these life sucking forces...
Posted by Urinal Mints on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:48:00 PST

Skratch Magazine review of Own Your Soul

URINAL MINTS OWN YOUR SOUL PLINKO With a moniker like Urinal Mints, you sorta know these guys don't take themselves too seriously, which is a refreshing change from the glut of bands that think they'r...
Posted by Urinal Mints on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:23:00 PST

NUVO review live show @ PRN/Melody Inn (1/20/07)

The Urinal Mints save your soulby Jeff Napier Jan 24, 2007The Urinal MintsMelody InnSaturday, Jan. 20www.punkrocknight.comAn assembly of true believers gathered around Saturday before the altar of pun...
Posted by Urinal Mints on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:19:00 PST

Sleazegrinder review of Own Your Soul

Urinal MintsOwn Your Soulwww.myspace.com/urinalmintsThe Urinal Mints are a 'porno punk' band from Indiana. And that can't be easy. The cover of "Own Your Soul" is this weird ugly cartoon that kept me ...
Posted by Urinal Mints on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:38:00 PST

Join our official fan club, The UriNATION!

Hey, Pussyface! We'd like to announce that you can now be an official member of the hottest, sexiest MySpace fan club on the internet!That's right. Become an official member of...THE UriNATION!!!"It...
Posted by Urinal Mints on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:35:00 PST