Jenny Mckenna

I see the world as a giant slot machine -- sometimes I'm up, sometimes I'm down. It's unbearably random, I have very little control over the outcome of a spin, and I can't stop spinnning. The inevitability of that next spin is in fact the only thing I can be sure of. Some facts about me: I am as self destructive as I am self indulgent. I'm a pain in the ass. I have a fantastic ass -- or so I'm told. (I can't actually see my ass.) I love the "C" word. I am learning to drive ten years too late. I am phobic. I am neurotic. I am scared shitless. I love to sleep. Sleep is my secret weapon. I love words. Words make me randy. I love to laugh, and sometimes I love to cry. I like movies and books about girls in skirts from long ago. I like comic books. I like Shakespeare. If you are thinking that you and I are soulmates as you read this -- chances are I don't like you. Then again, I suppose it's worth a spin.