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Kels

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About Me

I love, live, and laugh!(LOVE)~I am mom to two terrific kids, Cherish (24 yrs) and Patrick (17 yrs). I've recently become Grandma Kelly to the lovely and precious Lily Patricia.(LAUGH)~I produce shows at the Ontario Improv. I produced the highest grossing benefit at the Ontario Improv "Smiles for Josh" that raised $10,000 in one night. I was fortunate to work with such generous comics that evening including Robert Schimmel. I perform stand-up from time to time, but my main focus is on producing. Trainwreck Tuesdays was the first regular show I produced at the Ontario Improv three years ago. Today my shows include the highly successful Vagina Dialogues, Six Hot Hunks and One Ugly Dude, Comedy Idol, Girls Next Door, 99.1 Comedy Jam, and my two newest shows~ Fly Boyz and Keg Comedy.(LIVE)~I embrace my Scottish-Irish heritage and have become very involved in the Irish community. I am partnered with the Etiwanda Roadhouse to bring Celtic Music to the Inland Empire. Our first show was a huge success with Ken O'Malley and Stuart Martz. II am having a going away party on Sunday, June 29th at 5:00 p.m. The California Celts, cute guys in kilts, will be playing. They are fun and play all sorts of instruments and music. Stop by the Etiwanda Roadhouse for "Kelly's Wake." MySpace Codes

My Interests

Family and Friends, Comedy, Acting, Singing, Live Music, Travel, All Things Irish. I am fortunate to have a lot of experiences and get invited to a lot of places. I attract excitement, which isn't always a good thing :) I surround myself with people who want to have fun and my friends are very important to me. I believe a smile and kind words go a long way. Treat others how you wish to be treated even though it may be hard at times. I love to volunteer my time to work with kids. I am a die hard "FANILOW." I attend the Manilow Convention every year! I sing and act. I am always on the go with concerts, plays, comedy shows, karaoke, piano bars, movies, and socializing with friends. I love meeting new people and experiencing new things. My life is NEVER boring! I am a Libra all the way. ;) I love to travel. I've been to Ireland, Scotland, England, Switzerland, France, and Spain. I want to go to Italy and Greece someday. My interest is in people and seeing them smile and not missing out on anything in life! Life is too short to be unhappy!

I'd like to meet:

Number 1~I want to meet me 20 lbs. lighter before I leave for Ireland in July. Until recently I wanted to meet mo'chroi. (But that's just too dang scary for me right now!)

Music:

Barry Manilow, Pogues, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, Celtic Woman, Green Day, Maroon 5, Goo Goo Dolls, Foo Fighters, Melissa Etheridge, Blink 182, Andrea Bocelli, Josh Grobin, Barbra Streisand, Johnny Mathis, Tony Bennett, Frank Sinatra, Etta James, Lena Horne, Ella Fitzgerald, STYX, Journey, Irish Ballads, Big Band, Swing, Show Tunes, Alternative, Jazz, Blues, Pop, but no country!

Movies:

"Games That Never Amount to More Than They're Worth Will Play Themselves Out" and "You Have Suffered Enough and Warred With Yourself It's Time That You Won" Two of my favorite lines from the song Falling Slowly from the beautiful Irish film~ Once. Also love...P.S. I Love You, The Departed, Little Miss Sunshine, Notting Hill, Prince of Tides, Falling in Love, Cousins, A Fish Called Wanda, The Quiet Man, Bridges of Madison County, The Notebook, and The Holiday. I love chick flicks and love stories!

Television:

Sopranos, Sex in the City, Letterman, Court TV. I don't have time to watch much t.v.

Books:

Angela's Ashes, Lovely Bones, The Art of War

Heroes:

Patricia Lynch~My Mom and my cousin from Glasgow, Benny Lynch.

My Blog

Why Liam?

I am pretty open minded about all kinds of things. I know people lie. They lie to avoid hurting someone's feelings or they lie to keep themselves out of trouble. I even understand a man (or woman) ...
Posted by Kels on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:19:00 PST

Terry Kirby

I'm so lucky.  I have the greatest friends in the world.  I'd like to highlight a couple of my friends that would do anything.  They told me they are just a phone call away!  Rober...
Posted by Kels on Tue, 06 May 2008 08:58:00 PST

I love being 43!

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all.Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't...
Posted by Kels on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 03:24:00 PST