Smogsy - The Replacement Kitty |
After the sudden death of my cat, Mouse, I realized something. I realized that I wanted a new cat. So I went through the appropriate grieving period for a cat that I had for six months - it was about ...
Posted by Trombone Mary on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:13:00 PST |
My racist cat |
I think my cat is racist.
My Sunday started out like any other Sunday. I went to the market, I cleaned up the house and I watch some free D-list DVD's I got from work while eating cheese. Every...
Posted by Trombone Mary on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:25:00 PST |
My Cat, Mouse, Rat and Me. |
So last night was full of word play.
I got home around midnight and freaked out. My cat, Mouse, always greets me at the door but she is nowhere to be found. I start calling her name and eventua...
Posted by Trombone Mary on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 10:24:00 PST |
Mouse and Me: How my cats influence taught me how to be a worse human being. |
Mouse and Me:
How my cat's influence taught me how to be a worse human being.
She taught me to randomly hurt the people you love most but pretend to be nice around strangers.
Sh...
Posted by Trombone Mary on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:45:00 PST |
My Ideal Job! (AKA - Sleeping) |
When you take a job&there are five questions you need to ask yourself
1) How much does it pay? (Trillions)
2) How many hours do I ...
Posted by Trombone Mary on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:43:00 PST |
My Big Bang Theory |
I've come to the conclusion that the average American does not like bangs.
While pretending to work the other day I was on peoplemagazine.com. I was looking through the section that shows cele...
Posted by Trombone Mary on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:16:00 PST |
The harsh times of young pretty thin girls. |
Paris in jail. Britney has a mental break down. Nicole set to go to court. Lindsay keeps getting pulled over for drugs and alcohol. It must be tough for them. I'm that age and I'm constantly mak...
Posted by Trombone Mary on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:34:00 PST |
Ratatouille VS Transformers |
I recently saw Ratatouille and Transformers and I was surprised how similar they were.
See below for my comparisons.(PS This will not spoil any thing in the movies if you spent the 4th of Ju...
Posted by Trombone Mary on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 03:30:00 PST |
Significant others and occupations. |
I've decided to treat my outlook on jobs and boyfriends the same. Here is a list of how similar those two things are in my life...
- Both are things I have had very study and permanent for the past co...
Posted by Trombone Mary on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:24:00 PST |
Strip this! |
I went to a strip club for the first time. I was highly disappointed. Not only did the strippers not strip&but they were wearing clothing the entire time.
Here us how a typical number went
Crappy ...
Posted by Trombone Mary on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 01:04:00 PST |
