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REYREY’S MAFIA

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I write in The Houston Chronicle . It's a blog following me as a comic as well as my view on current events. I'm still looking for myself in other people's photos. I'm the guy in the background smiling and looking at the camera in your unsuspecting pictures. It's almost like looking for Waldo. My website I work as a legal courier and do stand up comedy on the side. You do have to be able to hold your own drinking with me if you want to be my friend. And I am lovable, but like a cloud, you can't own me. No tree huggers please...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people who like comedy and dancing and big boobs. I'm not a fan of concerts unless there's a big dance floor and drinks abound. I'm not looking for the love of my life on here. I've already lost her. Just looking for people to hang out with and party and not worry about waking up with a missing kidney.

My Blog

Rest in Peace Comedian Alfred Rhodes

May 26, 2009Alfred Rhodes, dead at 32...Now most of you who love to stay at home and watch comedy on TV and not venture into the real world of comedy where there are no second takes or editing might n...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 22:14:00 GMT

Black attack from The Houston Chronicle

Was Jesus Black and other tidbits...Sean Kent, from Last Comic Standing, and who I had the pleasure of working with this past weekend put it this way...."So, now as a nation, now that we have gone bla...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:55:00 GMT

F U Utah Jazz

F Utah...I think I speak on behalf of most Houston Rockets fans when I post that comment. And if you don't agree you are a terrorist. Because terrorists like salt. And salt doesn't like freedom. You'r...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 22:43:00 GMT

Conroe, Tx...do you suck? Or are you cool?

Corner Pub in Conroe, TX on Thursday?Ah, the life of a road comedian. I see why some turn to drugs.I performed two weeks ago in a theater, on the road, with a free hotel room.I performed last week at ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 09:23:00 GMT

Happy St Patrick's Day Goobers!

March 17, 2009Green Beer? No recession will stop that.What better excuse to drink during a recession than good old St. Patty's Day?I know they have already started at Lucky's Pub. I need to get back...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:13:00 GMT

Your God sucks, but they are a hottie!

God has a sense of humor.It seems a man posed as a armored truck driver and took $145,000. First of all, this was a weekly deposit. A WEEKLY DEPOSIT! What is achurch doing with that much money? Have ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 13:54:00 GMT

Happy White People DAY!

Happy Square Root Day?I'm sure the Sir Lankan Cricket team didn't think so. They were attacked by a dozen gunmen. What's the square root of twelve? They were only trying to shorten a game that takes t...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:01:00 GMT

This makes no sense

The beheading of Journalism or Jabberjaws?It seems that there is some infighting going on in between the Chronicle Bloggers.I say we have a good old Texas Shoot out!In this corner we have A World With...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 10:35:00 GMT

Bacon Wrapped Politics!

I know how Barack Obama can pass the stimulus package.All he has to do is wrap it in bacon. Everyone loves things wrapped in bacon. And if you don't you're Un-American!If they have chocolate covered b...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:24:00 GMT

Barack Obama, Republicans, Democrats, Lobbyists, read!

It seems the best place to make your political arguments are on a blog called laugh101.A comedy blog talking serious? Hey, The Daily show makes a living off of it.Read the passion that my readers have...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 09:23:00 GMT