still alive |
I used to blog daily, check my messages 100 times a day, constantly add friends/stalk people. Now, I don't even know who's "goin out drinkin'" tonight. Myspace used to be my source of entertainment, a...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 05:19:00 GMT |
I will make you famous... |
No, this isn't a blog about creepy dudes with a camera that want you to take your shirt off. This blog is a shout out to all the "haters". I say it is well overdue that someone speak up for us.
Hat...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:42:00 GMT |
I put the "dick" in Dickinson |
No, I didn't stick my penis into a small town in North Dakota. Last night I acted in a matter that could be construed as "dick-ish", or "dick-like."Let me set the stage. I was in North Dakota. In a ba...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 08:23:00 GMT |
I can make your sham rock! |
Oh hell ya playas the shamrock shake is back! St. Patricks Day to me is more than drunk red-heads and midgets dressed as leprechans (and vice versa). To me, St Patrick's means for a limited time I can...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:10:00 GMT |
Remeber these? |
No, this isn't something a 75 year old woman says when she flashes her husband.... this is me asking you if you remember my daily blogs. Since my last blog, we have a new black president and some guy ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 13:16:00 GMT |
How about a little 5-7-5... Election Style? |
Whenever I want to blog but have no ideas, I turn to my good friend the haiku. here are a few:John McCain:Hero? You were caught.Maverick and a hockey mom?Enjoy skin cancerBarack Obama:William Ayers, W...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:55:00 GMT |
Whore-a-ween |
No, this isn't my brother's asian girlfriend trying to say "halloween".... This is my yearly editorial on our society's demise. Halloween is an example of how the "real" america is losing the culture ...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:42:00 GMT |
Get rid of that Nasty Bush |
7 days from now we elect the next President. There are many pressing issues the country must address and I can only hope the voters see the importance.For example, one of the candidates has a middle n...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:57:00 GMT |
A Blackout I remember |
No, I haven't visited a therapist to revisit one of the chunks of time I cannot remember due to massive drinking. "Skyrockets in flight.... afternoon delight"I was at U.S. Cellular field Monday and t...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:15:00 GMT |
AL- VIN!!!!! |
What's wrong with our society? People no longer care to protect one another. In a mall everyone turns a blind eye when a mother slaps her child. No one stops a man from being overly aggressive towards...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:02:00 GMT |
