People who want to put their finger in me bum!!!
Women who do stand up (hacks need not apply), People that have seen the glory of Señor Donkey and his Stable of Burros, people who know why it's not a good idea to go to The Bulldog in Amsterdam for a special treat and then go to the Van Gogh museum, cheese lovers, that celebrity starlet who said she enjoys the "Donkey Punch" and of course people who put dead celebrities and religious figures in their "people I'd like to meet" space.
Oh, I almost forgot Lenny Bruce, Buddha, Jim Morrison, The Emperess Dowanger, and women who like to spoon and don't mind if I'm on the inside.