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Kristian

Great minds do not think alike. Great minds think unlike any other.

About Me

Hi my name's Kristian and I'm a comedian from Orlando, Fl...and I'm also running for President of the United States of America in 2008. Please check out my blogs for more information so that you can be wise with what will undoubtedly be the most important decision of your entire life. A Vote for Kristian is a vote for Truth, Justice and the American Way. (I invented that!).
My Other Sites
My website has more Kristiany goodness on it but don't hang out too long. The rich sweetness is better taken in doses.
Started a group for bloggers to exchange links and get their number of readers up. Everyone's welcome to join and start linking now.
For those of you who are interested in all that personal kind of 411 like who my favorite bands are, personality tests, political views and all that kind of stuff you should probably view my Tagworld page it has a ton of stuff about me that's not really on any kind of professional level.
This Karaoke's really fun. Visit my website above if you wanna fight me in a karaoke contest. I'll post yours on my website. Did you know that I actually invented Karaoke? True story! I named it after a German word which means "invented by Kristian". If you listen to it gimme a rating. Gimme a good rating so that I can beat all the actual good singers on that site. COMEDY WILL RISE AGAIN! Note: MySpace disables link on Flash so you'll have to visit my website to rate it but it would be really cool if you did.
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News and Site Updates
7-26-07
Named a turtle Mohammad in support of the teacher I wrote a blog about.

7-24-07
Posted redesigned version of kristianlee.net.
Added video games to kristianlee.net.
Posted blog asking for feedback on the site.

7-22-07
Completed new layout using an overlay and a little HTML.

7-21-07
Wrote review after wasting time watching MySpace original programming. Also lost my lunch.
Posted new Blog "Word on the Streets (special holiday edition)

All about Kristian

My name's Kristian and I'm a comedian/actor/writer/avid hello kitty collectible enthusiast who recently moved to Atlanta from my hometown of Tampa, Fl. A few things about me that you may find interesting...For some reason my deodorant irritates my underarms but I wear it anyway. My hair is better than yours and I shaved my legs once in middle school to make myself more aerodynamic for the end of the year track and field day.

I love writing comedy and sometimes I like to write some serious stuff that's on my mind too. My favorite MySpacers are the ones that get involved with my blogs and leave comments. You can either have a conversation or just say "thanks". Either way, it's my sole motivation for blogging on this site so it's appreciated.

Vital Statistics

Name: Kristian Lee
Hometown: Tampa, FL (the 813)
Currently: Atlanta, GA
Ethnicity: White dude
Body Type: Greek Gawd
Occupation: World's first simultaneous comedian porn star.
Sexual Orientation: December 3rd at 9 in the am.
New Student Orientation: Likes girls
Age: I'd be a great wine and better cheese.

Career Stats:
Influences: Dane Cook, Chris Rock, Jay Leno, Will Smith, Conan O'Brian, Richard Jeni, Adam Sandler, Matt Groenig, Johnny Carson
Television: Pilots, commercials, nothing major yet.
Film:Project Superstar and eensy weensy tiny rolls not worth mentioning in stuff you've never heard of.
Website: kristianlee.net

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Reading Is Fundamental
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Teach For America
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My Blog

Carlos Mencia Stole Your Joke! Get a T-shirt!

Have you ever been talking to your buddies, gang or posse and said something funny?  If you have then chances are Carlos Mencia has stolen your joke.  If we're to follow that reasoning the...
Posted by Kristian on Sun, 04 May 2008 02:17:00 PST

My Big Blog of Negativity

My blogs are usually all about the sweeter, finer things in life or they're a hodge-podgian smorgasbord of quick one-liners and factual opinions based on personal observations that are beyond argume...
Posted by Kristian on Sun, 04 May 2008 09:37:00 PST

How to Spoil Innocence

The air was crisp; it was 78 degrees outside and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky.  A slight breeze blew the center field flag ever so gently toward third base as it anticipated being hailed...
Posted by Kristian on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 02:06:00 PST

The Crash of 2008 and Essential Free Computer Stuff For You!

Hey guys, I haven't written in what seems like a bazillion or so years, at least I haven't blogged would be a more accurate way of saying it but I do plan to start sending some of my writing back ou...
Posted by Kristian on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:32:00 PST

3 Days Remaining to enter 1st BestMySpaceBlogs dot com contest

Are you one of the best readers that nobody's ever read?  You really should enter our contest.  Win or lose, you'll expose your blog to thousands of extra readers.Even if you don't enter, so...
Posted by Kristian on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 04:25:00 PST

Best MySpace Bloggers 1st Contest and Website Now Open!!!

I just opened up the website for Best MySpace Bloggers dot com.  The sole purpose of the site is to help MySpace bloggers get recognition for the great things that they write.  We want to he...
Posted by Kristian on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 07:41:00 PST

Gay Apparel?

"Don we now our gay apparel" I don't think this is what the guy meant when he wrote deck the halls. Why do I get the feeling this guy's name is Don?...
Posted by Kristian on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:42:00 PST

Robert Hawkins Kills 8 at Omaha Mall; This Just In: He’s An Asshole

 Unless you live in a vacuum or get all of your news directly from MySpace everyone knows about the shootings at the Omaha mall that killed 8 people.  But the news can't say certain t...
Posted by Kristian on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:25:00 PST

Best MySpace Bloggers

I recently purchased the domain for www.bestmyspacebloggers.com and I'm still working on the construction of it but hope to have it launched next week sometime.  The site is basically going to be...
Posted by Kristian on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:31:00 PST

Evil Teddy Bear Name Lands Teacher in Trouble; What About This Guy?

I'm sick and tired of overly religious idiots.(note the use of the word 'overly')  My latest example surprisingly comes to us from the middle east.  Here's how the whole story went down.&n...
Posted by Kristian on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:57:00 PST