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Boris

If he invites us to stay, then we'll go.

About Me

I have no idea. So let’s talk about you. If you have some sort of designed to death unloadable HTML nightmare page, Then please do not try to add me. No fake profiles please. No Hippies, No Bands, No Sketch Groups, No Improv Troupes or whatever you call yourselves and just because Im a comedian doesnt mean I have to be friends with every comedian does it? I’m not interested in joining your army of feature acts and bad headliners.

My Interests

Movies, Funny people, Party Pictures, Pork Chops, Mongolian BBQ, Very mild Cajun food, Coarse Ground Black Pepper, Desserts made with Bananas, Food made with Pumpkin, Del Taco Mild Sauce, Fruity Exotic Cocktails, Rum not Whiskey, Drink Menus, Great Hotels, My Gay Cats (Earl and Ghost Cat), Space Ships, Super Villains, Lady Vampires, Single Mom Strippers and Conga Lines, I have no interest in Onions or Cilantro.

Drink Lists
Tiki-Ti: 39 of 90
Forbidden Island: 16 of 32
The Bigfoot Lodge: 2 of 6
Saints and Sinners: 6 of 6

I'd like to meet:

Dark haired hotties under 5’9" and Anna from Ace of cakes.

Movies:

Midnight Run, Office Space, Repo Man, Down By Law, Elf, After Hours, Mad Hot Ballroom, The Road Warrior, The Professional, The Fugitive, The Big Lebowski, Quick Change, Reign of Fire, The Flamingo Kid, The Heavenly Kid, The Last Boyscout, The Rundown, A Knights Tale, Stalag 17, Better Off Dead, Singles, High Fidelity, Sideways, Tremors, Road House, Sin City, Serenity

Television:

King of the Hill, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Monk, Psych, Shark, House, Project Runway, Mythbusters, Dinner Impossible, Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, Dominick Dunne's Power, Privilege and Justice

Heroes:

Takeru Kobayashi, John Milius, Benicio Del Toro, Topper Headon, Vinnie Jones, Brian Dennehy in 10

My Blog

Hidden Treasure

No, I'm not talking about the folded Twenty-dollar bill I found in my belly button, I found this commercial I did a while ago hidden on this Magicians demo reel.It's one of my favorite commercials tha...
Posted by Boris on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:16:00 PST

Why cant I remember this?

Whenever I go out I forget that sometimes Hipsters don't mind working with the B.O. going on. That's not good.
Posted by Boris on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:36:00 PST

Ill never say this

You should come over I just got Hoffa on DVD.
Posted by Boris on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 08:48:00 PST

Blue Hawaii

I said goodbye to another Hawaiian Shirt last week. His name was Leafy Blue Guy and he was about 8 years old. His hem was held up with staples and tape and his material was extremely thin. Sunday 6/18...
Posted by Boris on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:49:00 PST

Another Haircut

Today I finally got a haircut that I like. I know its not a big deal to most people but when you only have seventeen hairs left on your head it IS a big deal. So I will be happy now for the rest of t...
Posted by Boris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jean Michel Basquiat or Thomas Kinkade

I know its not cool but Im gonna go with Kincade. Basquiat gives me a headache.
Posted by Boris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My television died

My Zenith 27" inch has decided it cant go on any longer and it attempted suicide twice yesterday during the Law & Order SUV marathon. I keep bringing it back to life but I dont think Ill be able to...
Posted by Boris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I don't like Vince Vaughn

Honestly I really don't like Vince Vaughn. I've never found him as funny as other people do or even as he does. I saw Mr. and Mrs. Smith today and he made me laugh once with a facial gesture. Not anyt...
Posted by Boris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tommy Hilfiger is a Dork!

Have you been watching "The Cut"? Hilfiger is so boring its obnoxious. I dont think anyone would ever consider him a cool guy. I hate the clothes he makes (Except for one pair of shorts I bought b...
Posted by Boris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jeez!

Come on Myspace get it together. I have blog subscriptions to 9 people on here and only every once in a while do I get the message telling me someone has posted something. I dont need an reason to co...
Posted by Boris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST