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Susan Burke

A witty saying proves nothing. - That is a Voltaire quote, proving me smart! Check it bitches!

About Me

I'm taller then I seem, I'm a double 11 according to my numerology chart and sometimes when I unzip my sweater popcorn kernals fall out...those times are embarrassing. As a kid I would put on glasses and dance around in boy's superhero underwear because I wanted to be like Rick Moranis...not very much has changed since then... This is the part where I show you some video that I wrote and "act" in See more funny videos at Funny or Die . .. Björk Bjlög 1: Cinco de Mayo on FunnyOrDie.com .. The Hallway

Add to My Profile | More Videos Davin and I made this song and Shawn Carlow directed this video that stars Matt Peters as my homeless love: Sure Love

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My Interests

Art, rock'n roll, supernature, funny things, sad things, really sad things, geniuses who look good in suites, Roman Times, smart talks, country music and things country music is written about, Hermeticism,rain, movies, feminism, sushi, iced coffee, good smells, smiles, people, people who smile and smell good, socks and shoes, love, truth, muck rucking, sleep, smoking, writing, magic, nerds,happiness!

I'd like to meet:

------------------------------------------------------------ ----------------------------------- I DO want to meet: anyone who can fit in a purse Fat kids who will grow up to change the world, awesome makers, taco makers, pianos, elves, my maker, smart people, Ebenezer the Weiner Squeezer, Muckrakers.

Music:

Burt Bacharach, Violent Femmes, Sonic Youth, Daniel Johnston, Bruce Haack, Johney Cash, Air, Fishbone, Roy Acuff, Bob Marley,The Sparks, The Clash,Gilberto Gil, Dead Milkmen, Dead Kennedys, Belle and Sebastian, Sebodah, Superchunk, Beach Boys, Harry Nillison, Gilbert O'Sulliven, Public Enemy, Danielson Familee, Elliot Smith, The Gentle Waves, Ween, Talking Heads, Tall Dwafts, Elf Power, Gerbils, Blondie, Mr.T Experince, Jets to Brazil,Built to Spill, Yo la Tango, Blur, Telecast, The Front, Jon Brion, Doulor, Weezer, Wilco, The Unicorns, John Spencer Blues Explosion, Magnetic Fields, Gothic Archies, Lenard Cohen, Pirate Jenny, Blonde Redhead, Elastica, Nirvana, Teenage Fanclub, They Might Be Giants, The Beegees, Fred Firth, The Who, The Cure, R.E.M, Bright Eyes, Sondre Lerche, Willie Nelson, Jawbreaker, Simon and Garfunkle, Kinks, Bob Dylan, T-Rex, Marc Bolan and John's Children, The Murmurs, The album Thriller, Justin Timberlake, Prince, Francoise Hardy, The Velvet Underground, Serge Gainsbourg, Lou Reed, Boys Against Girls, Le Tigra, The Distillers, Sex Pistols, Outcast, Thurston Moore, The Pixies, Frank Black, The Breeders, Sufjan Stevens, Tegan and Sarah, Jesus and the Marychain, Chuck Barry, The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo, David Bowie! Half Japanese ...more

Movies:

Kubrick'z, Paul Thomas Anderson'z, Lord of the Ringsez, The Exorcist I & III, Snow White, Turkish Delight, Cohan Brother'z, The Omen (the oldie), With Nile and I, Better off Dead, Caddyshack, Caligula, Pan's labyrinth, The Devil's Backbone, phantom of the paradise, Strange Brew, The Jerk.

Television:

Newhart, The Bob Newhart Show, Smurfs, SCTV, Dick Van Dyke, Kids in The Hall, Cheers. The newy TV shows I like are (USA): Big Love, King of The Hill, (UK) Nathen Barley, Mighty Boosh. I will also watch anything about ghosts of aliens but most of those shows aren't very well made so I can't bring myself to list those.

Books:

I like books about Greek Myths, Roald Dahl, Howard Zinn, anthony burgess, Jeffrey Eugenides, Ernest Hemingway, David Sedairs, Lynda Barry, Hermann Hesse, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, Neil Gaiman, Frank Miller, Raymond Carver shorties, Steve Martin, Dorthy Parker, Frankinstein,Candide, Youth in Revolt,The Tibetain Book of the Dead, Hard Times,The Book of Duh, Walden, The book of love.

Heroes:

Shirley Chisholm, Siddhartha Gautama. Also anybody who has a mouth so big they can fit a whole adult human fist inside of it.

My Blog

An open letter to Sarah Palin

Hey, Sarah.My name is Susan Burke.  We have never met, and I highly doubt that we ever will, though I feel like I know you very well.  I suppose I feel like I know you so well because my lif...
Posted by Susan Burke on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 05:56:00 PST

The problem with Democrats

Cowboy comic Will Rogers once said " I don't belong to any organized political party- I'm a Democrat." After the primaries last night I was bummed out, I really don't want Hillary to win the nominati...
Posted by Susan Burke on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 12:49:00 PST

I make for you a mixtape

Here: ...
Posted by Susan Burke on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:54:00 PST

What would it be like to be proud to be an American?

I've always, or at least, since I was 11 or 12, considered myself a Democrat. Before that, when I was a little kid, I was a republican, because that was the party my parents claimed and they gave me t...
Posted by Susan Burke on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:51:00 PST

Oh! The places that you can never go!

Today someone was talking about this lady that is famous, but isn't famous. I mean, not in the sense that Lohan or Spears or Obama or Dan Rather. This person they speaking of is some artist lady who h...
Posted by Susan Burke on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:30:00 PST

More 7-11 weirdness

A couple of months ago I wrote a blog about how I was entrapped by innocent seeming nark and the LAPD. I had made the mistake of being nice and buying a stupid six-pack of Smirnoff Ice (a drink only ...
Posted by Susan Burke on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:30:00 PST

My blogs dont show up?

I was gonna write something mean about ICP fans "Juggalos". But since the last two blogs I wrote don't show up on my main page, whats the fucking point. But fuck ICP fans, for real!
Posted by Susan Burke on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:58:00 PST

Long ass three in morning blog about resolutions or some shit

ResolutionsSo it's the end of the year and I'm a little bewildered by that. This year has seemed to go by more quickly than any other year of my life. I guess that would a sign of getting older, I'm 2...
Posted by Susan Burke on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:56:00 PST

some long ass blog about trade offs or some shit

I am pretty certain that everyone is born with certain sets of skills, what they lack in one area they make up for in another. Like, how a blind person has amazing hearing. Someone who can't play guit...
Posted by Susan Burke on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 10:02:00 PST

Somehow I was sure I wouldnt have those sorts of troubles anymore

At about nine o' clock last night I pulled into a 7-11 parking lot to buy a diet coke and a pack of cigarettes. I was a little tired after the day and I haven't been feeling 100% lately, because of a ...
Posted by Susan Burke on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:44:00 PST