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Davey (little boots 1)

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About Me

Something about me? Um... When I was nine, I was run over by a van. A Herman Plumbing van. I don't remember it, because apparently I was in a coma for a couple days. Ask me about it later; I'm tired.
Wait!Why are you reading this, when you could learn so much more about me by purchasing THE BOOK OF LISTS: HORROR, to which I contributed? Head over to http://www.amazon.com/Book-Lists-Collection-Featuring-Introd uction/dp/0061537268 and do yourself a favor.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet a nice plate of scrambled eggs. And Jack Horkheimer.

Music:

They Might Be Giants; The Kronos Quartet; Philip Glass; Assassins (the musical); Ralph Vaughn Williams; White Stripes, The; Holst; Mozart; Pirate Jennie; Eminem; Mr. Bright Eyes, The Roches... and so forth and so on (fart).

Movies:

Brazil; Wet Hot American Summer; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles; Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze; Spaceballs; The Brood; Tron; Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind; Kill Bill: Volumes 1 and 2; Meet The Feebles; Dead Alive; The Evil Dead Trilogy; The Indiana Jones Trilogy; The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy; Pulp Fiction; Being John Malkovich; Adaptation; Punch Drunk Love; Alien; Aliens; Cannibal: The Musical; Once Upon A Time In The West; King Kong (original); It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World; War Of The Worlds (original); Jaws; Chinatown; The Exorcist 1 and 3 (3 was Dahmer's fav flick!); The Jerk; L.A. Story; Brain Candy; The Life Of Brian; Monty Python And The Holy Grail; The Adventures Of Baron Munchausen; The Fisher King; Napoleon Dynamite; and so forth and so on. SHORT LIST: Gilliam, Coens, Jackson, Kaufman, Russell, Landis, Raimi, Scott, Polanski, Lynch, Cronenberg, Harryhausen... er, whatever... lots of others. Sheesh!... Get off my neck!!

Television:

Here's some stuff I've done on the T.V.-Moon Office

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Books:

American Gods; Guns, Germs and Steel: The Fates Of Human Societies; A Confederacy Of Dunces; Slaughterhouse Five; One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest; 1984; Still Life With Woodpecker; The Empty Space; Good Omens; Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas; Cruel Shoes; AmphiGorey Vol. 1; Strange Stains And Mysterious Smells; Breakfast Of Champions... and so forth and so on (poop).

Heroes:

Rufus Excalibur Ffolkes!http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081809/

My Blog

Obama Central

At the moment, I am sitting in a cofee shop in Little Armenia. There is a young man sitting near me, calling the residents of Texas in support of his pal, Barack Obama.  I know this man's first n...
Posted by Davey (little boots 1) on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 06:13:00 PST

Holiday Vid Pic

Bitten In The Throat Bite Femme Fatale Gore Disturbing Interracial Relationship Cannibal Sex Airplane Bathroom Blood Chambermaid Changing Room ...
Posted by Davey (little boots 1) on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 10:52:00 PST

Ts-for-Ts

In the spirit of the Holiday Season, I have decided to create Tots-for-Tots.  This charitable organization recognizes that many poverty-stricken youths  love tater-tots, or at least they see...
Posted by Davey (little boots 1) on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:58:00 PST

MySpace Whatevers

I know a few MySpace "musicians" who are funnier than some MySpace "comedians", but I don't know any MySpace "comedians" who are more musically talented than any MySpace "musician". Henceforth, I thin...
Posted by Davey (little boots 1) on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:02:00 PST

Black Friday

Day after Thanksgiving 2006.  I'm sitting at a computer port in an internet cafe, currently.  There is snot all over the screen.  Dried, not mine.  When you touch it, it makes the ...
Posted by Davey (little boots 1) on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:05:00 PST

Wiretapping

The following is an excerpt from the March 27th, 2006 edition of the New Herald Hornblower, a watchdog publication for the "liberal-conservative". Wiretapping continues to be the hot issue of the day....
Posted by Davey (little boots 1) on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:51:00 PST

Babyface's Wallet

Okay. Alright. Yeah. Um... So, here goes. This is, like, the first, and probably the last, time that I will ever post a blog that contains nothing but pure, unbridled, sexy truth. Yes. A tr...
Posted by Davey (little boots 1) on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 05:23:00 PST

N'Ever Forget!

The following is an excerpt from the September 12, 2005 edition of The New Herald Hornblower, a watchdog publication for the "liberal-conservative". "Four years.  One-thousand four-hundred sixty ...
Posted by Davey (little boots 1) on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 12:06:00 PST

Less Than Meets The Eye.

Brother, I really want to drive a Transformer!!! Just like Dr. Phil does! Boy, does he live the life! He drives a Lamborghini that turns into a robot that turns into the left arm of an even bigger ...
Posted by Davey (little boots 1) on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 01:52:00 PST

Ted Leo!

I found the following review on www.thenewheraldhornblower.com, the website to the publication for the "liberal-conservative". Enjoy. "Saw Ted Leo last night at the El Rey in Los Angeles. Calif...
Posted by Davey (little boots 1) on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 01:33:00 PST